hey all its just me the names Destiny i live in bad news blonde hair hazel
eyes 5'6 wanna know more just ask i enjoy meeting new people
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[purple].•:**:•People CHANGE.•:**:•.
[orange].•:**:•.Things go wrong.•:**:•.
[green].•:**:•.§hit happens.•:**:•.
[gray].•:**:•.But life goes ON.•:**:
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[orange]yes i can steal your man its no big deal to me call me a hoe i dont
care call me a whore and its on im the type of girl you need to watch your man around
i'll
take him and not even think twice on it so yea im a princess ya i got class but fuck with
me and i'll kick your ass so for all trifflin hoes that think your cool remember this
bitch rules
[gray]I love comments on anything...poems, pics, or just to say hi!
Please make my inbox light blink!
[blue]FAV. QUOTE AS OF TODAY: LIFES LIKE A DICK WHEN IT GETS HARD FUCK IT
[purple]" YOUR BOYFRIEND IS EVEN CUTER WHEN HIS ARMS ARE WRAPPED AROUND ME
"
[red]When a GIRL is quiet, Millions of things are running in her mind!
When a GIRL is not arguing She is thinking deeply!
When a GIRL looks at u with eyes full of questions, She is wondering how long you will be
around.
When a GIRL answers "i’m fine" after a few seconds, She is not at all fine!
When a GIRL stares at you, She is wondering why you are lying.
When a GIRL lays on your chest, She is wishing for you to be hers forever.
When a GIRL calls you everyday, She is seeking for your attention.
When a GIRL wants to see you everyday She wants to be pampered.
When a GIRL IM’s u everyday, She wants you to reply at least once.
When a GIRL says I love you, She means it.
When a GIRL says "i miss you", No one in this world can miss you more than
that..
[orange]sweet to the t im the real me
can't no man bring me down
i'll never fall and hit the ground
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«´·..¤*Destiny*¤..·’»
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13 PEOPLE THAT I LOVE SOOO MUCH
1.Murphy
2.Joe
3.Trip
4.Ricky
5.Gaven
6.Sarah H
7. James
8.Jeremiah
9.Heather
10. Jennifer
11. Lil Kirk
12. Kristopher
13. Kirk
[center][purple]-------Jennifer------
*: ·.u no i would ride 4 u
.·:* situation get real id die 4 u
*:·.step up in tha courtroom n lie 4 u
.·:* id blow a bitch straight 2 tha sky 4 u
*:·. i just wish u knew how much ii love you
Outta Our Mindz, Crazy ass Times.`*
Not Just My Best Friend, Mah Partner In Crime,
We Had Tons Of Laughs Over The Years.`*
Plenty Of GOod Stories I Hope No One HeArs.`
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" i go each day with THC
just a lil joint in me.
we hitthe bowl and have sum fun.
im reely high when i am done.
i like to smoke sum mary jane.
to this day i cant complain
some is green sticky or hairy
it may even be a bit scary
even if it looks like hell
just lite it up and breathe that smell
u can count on that lil green leaf
to replace a hard day with releif
when we sit to smoke trees
pack the bowl again plz
standin around smokin a j
i luv to smoke that incredible hay.
i luv weed and weed luvs me
im a pothead as u can see
i think ill go and hit the bong
so thats my tribute to a THC song!!!!
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Reo --- hey man i know we've had our times but i hope were always together in life and
beyond because life without you wouldn't be worth living gosh with everything i put you
through you've always been there for me thankyou " i loooove you Reo"
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(’’·.,(’’·.¸*~*¸.·’´)¸.·’´)
«´·..¤*Anna banana*¤..·’»
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Anna --- i know we didn't get off to a good start but i'm glad you gave me a chance
because you are a pretty cool person...and after talkin i've realized we have alot of
similar interest...so thankyou
--FOR ALL MY FRIENDS---
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[orange]*Boys r cheats and liers, they’re such a big disgrace,
A boy will tell u anything 2 get 2 second
BASEball, Baseball, he thinks he’s gonna score!
But if you let him all the way then u r a
HOREtaculture studies culture, geologists study rocks
All a guy really want is a place to put his
COCKroaches, beettles, butterflies, and bugs
The only thing that truly makes your guy happy, ia a great big pair of
JUGglers, accrobats, a dancing bear named chuck
All a guy wants to do is: 4get it, no such luck!*
Nothing is more painful
Than realizing he ment everything to you
But you ment nothing to him
* dedicated to heather ...the one that thought my man loved her*
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saw it....stole it...dont lyke it.....f-off
A girl asked a guy if he thought she was pretty, he
said...no.
She asked him if he would want to be with her
forever....and he said no.
She then asked him if she were to leave would he
cry,....... and once again he replied with a no.
She had heard enough. As she walked away, tears streaming
down her face.
You're not pretty you're beautiful.
I don't want to be with you forever. I NEED to be with
you forever.
And I wouldn't cry if you walked away...I'd die.
>I am:happy
>I miss:my murphy
>I want:some of my babys good lovin
>I have: someone you want but can't have
>I hate: lien jealous hoes
>I fear: nothing or anybody
>I cheat:on tests
>I hear: my friends
>I care:about MY GIRL SARAH THE MOMMY OF MY BABYS
>I smile:WHEN I GET AWAY WITH SOMETHING SCANDALUZ
>I wonder:WHEN I CAN ESCAPE VA
>I love: SARAH RICKY GAVEN N JAMES
>I messed up: NOTHING
>I think: all the time
>I always: WIN
>I am not: A HOE
>I dance: WHEN IM ALONE
>I sing: always
>I talk about:my babyS
>I cry:sometimes
>I spilled: my ash tray
>I wish: THOSE HOES WOULD GET OFF MY BACK
>I keep: MY LEGS CLOSED
>I am not always: INNOCENT
>I can: GET ANYTHING I WANT
>I can’t: BELIEVE HOW DUMB SOME TRIX ARE
>I write: POETRY
>I win: ALWAYS
>I lose: NEVER
>I smell: LIKE ADIDAS
>I confuse:EVERYONE
>I need: A CIG
>I should: GO LIT ONE UP
SuRvEy
Name: Destiny
Nickname(s): kat
Age: 19
Age you act: 25
Favorite Color(s): pink black n silver
Hair Color : Blonde
Favorite Song: let me see your tongue ring
Ever cried during a certain song?: Yes.
Ever get tingly as you hear/dance to your favorite song?: Yes.
Ever dance for more than 2 hours straight?:Yes.
~cLoThiNg~
Do you have a favorite pair of pants you wear : my super tight jeans
Shirt?: No specific shirt
Jewelry?: Alot of kandy
Glitter or no?: Yes.
Rhinestones or no?: Maybe on my ear rings
Stickers?: I give them out
Cute Cartoon characters?: carebears
Elmo
OTHER..
Smoke?:Yes.
Do drugs?: Yes.
Have a dream that keeps coming back?: A couple
Remember your first love?: yep
Still love him/her?: no
Read the newspaper?: Ick, no
Have any gay or lesbian friends?: NEVER MET ANY
Believe in miracles?: I want to
Believe it’s possible to remain faithful forever?: NO
Consider love a mistake?: no
Like the taste of alcohol?: Mhm ^_^
Have a favorite candy?: Blow pops!
Believe in astrology?: Yes
Believe in magic?: Yes.
Believe in god?:yes
Have any pets: my kitty Corona
Have any piercings?: tongue and ears
Have any tattoos?: not yet
Hate yourself: negative
Have an obsession?: gotta say XES
Have a best friend?: sARAH HARRIES
Wish on stars?: Yes.
care about looks?: no
=Love life=
First crush: Not telling ;P
Ever been in love?: yes
Do you believe in love at first sight?: Not really.
Do you believe in "the one?": Yes.
Describe your ideal significant other: I wish I could imagine them
=Juicy stuff=
Have you ever played a game that required removal of clothing?: Yes.
Have you ever been intoxicated?: Yes.
Have you ever been caught: No.
Are you a tease?: YES
Shy to make the first move?: NO
cats or dogs: Dogs.
pen or pencil: Pen.
gloves or mittens: Golves.
food or candy: Candy.
cassette or cd: CD
coke or pepsi: PEPSI
this or that: This.
--WHO DO YOU WANT TO:--
kill: I'LL GET BACK TO YA ON IT
get really wasted with: CHRIS
avoid: MURPHY
WHO WAS THE PERSON YOU--
talked to: sARAH h
hugged: TRIP
instant messaged: DAYNA
--WHERE DO YOU--
eat: wherever I want to
cry: My room in the dark
wish you were: NO'T HERE
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>(^.^)<
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Find a guy who calls you beautiful instead of hot. Who calls you back
when you hang up on him. Who will stay awake just to watch you sleep. Wait for the guy
who
kisses your forhead, who wants to show you off to the world when you are in your sweats.
Who holds your hand in front of his friends. Wait for the one who is constantly reminding
you of how much he cares about you, and how lucky he is to have you. Wait for the one who
turns to his friends and says, ".....thats her."
If I were a month I would be: APRIL OH WAIT I AM
If I were a day of the week I would be: FRIDAY
If I were a time of day I would be: 420AM/PM WHENEVA 420 IS 420
If I were a planet I would be: VENUS
If I were a direction I would be: SOUTHWEST
If I were a piece of furniture I would be: A CHAIR
If I were a liquid I would be: RAIN
If I were a flower/plant, I would be: BLACK ROSE
If I were a kind of weather, I would be:SUNNY PARTLY CLOUDY
If I were a mythical creature, I would be: UNICORN
If I were a musical instrument, I would be: A FLUTE
If I were an emotion, I would be: DAYUM DEPENS ON WHAT SITUATION IM IN
If I were a vegetable, I would be: SUGAR SNAP PEAS
If I were a sound, I would be: WAVES CRASHIN AGAINEST THA SHORE
If I were a car, I would be: MY BUSTED PIECE
If I were a song, I would be: SOMETHING SAD LIKE A LOVE SONG ABOUT BROKEN HEARTS AND
CHEATIN BOYFRIENDS
If I were a book, I would be written by: ME
If I were a food, I would be: PIZZA CUZ EVERYONE LOVES IT
If I were a place, I would be: IRELAND
If I were a material, I would be:TITANIUM STRONG AS HELL
If I were a taste, I would be: SWEET
If I were a scent, I would be: SMELL ME AND FIND OUT
If I were a body part, I would be:EYES
I shAkE iT LyK ShAkiRa,
I LiV iT uP LyK Ja RuLe,
I g0t iT bAd LyK Usher,
I'm n0t a giRL n0t yEt A w0mAn LyK BriTnEy,
I aM #1 LyK NeLLy,
I dUn'T wAnA bE mAh fRiEnD n0 m0rE LyK PiNk,
I'm g0iN cRaZy KrAzi CraZy LyK KC n JoJo,
I LyK iT LyK SaMmiE,
I'm tHe w0rLdz gReAtEsT LyK R KeLLy,
I LyK tHa wAy u m0vE thAt tHaNq LyK SiSq0,
whAt w0uLd u d0 LyK CiTy HiGh,
I d0 LyK t0yA,
I wAnt iT aLL oR n0thiNg aT aLL LyK O t0wN,
But MoSt oF aLL i wAnA bE WiT u LyK MaNdy m0oRe
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Dumb gûrls need "air", Naughty gûrls need underwear, Sweet gûrls aren't mean,
Funny gûrls make a scene, Perfect gûrls have class, Mean gûrls will kick your a$$, Smart
gûrls will excel, Gossip gûrls will tell, Popular gûrls get the boys, Little gûrls play
with toys, Normal gûrls are nothing new, so which one applies to U??
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What GUYS really mean when
they type in the color:
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-Black -- I'm horney
-Green -- I love you!
-Blue -- Im cool!
-Purple -- I'm Sexy!
-Pink -- I'm pimpin
-Red -- I'm feeling romantic!
-Yellow -- I'm happy!
-Orange -- I'm a psycho!
Aqua -- I'm sad!
^Wuts ur guy usin??^
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What GIRLS really mean when
They type in the color:
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- Blue -- I'm flirty!
- Pink -- I'm Sexy!
- Red -- I'm Pissed
- Green -- I Love You
Orange -- I'm happy
- Yellow -- Cheerful
- Purple -- Feelin' Girly
- Aqua -- Moody
- Black -- I'm Bored
- White -- You Turn Me On
^Wuts ur girl usin??^
Ur~*LiKe A pImP*~you got da~*MaGiC sTiCk*~*In Da ClUb*~watchin da shorties..tellin dem
to~*ShAkE yA tAiLfEaThEr*~then they move like a~*SnAkE*~then u asked um~*21
QuEsTiOnS*~after dat u heard a~*BuMp-BuMp-BuMp*~from a~*WaNgStA*~u started to~*AcT a
FoOl*~when she said~*I wAnNa RoCk WiT yOu*~so u started to~*GeT bUsY*~usin ur~*PiMp
JuIcE*~and it stuck~*LiKe GlUe*~made the girls~*GeT lOw*~they were about to~*PuMp It
Up*~but u stopped~*RiGhT tHuRr*~
*imma do some drugs*
*imma fuck some thugs*
*imma drink alot*
*imma smoke some pot*
*imma do some things*
*i might lata regret*
*but its all good*
*cuz i havent grown up yet*
Teenage Years
Big dreams
Stupid fights
Sleepy days
Endless nghts
Broken hearts
Mascara tears
Cell phone bills
Report card fears
Clothes too tight
Shoes so high
Out past curfew
Another lie
Eyehadow color
Midnight black
Lip gloss flavor
Cherry Attack
Belts with stars
Just a taste of teenage years
When even your biggest problems
Are too small for tears
A girl and guy were speeding, on a motorcycle, over 100 mph on the
road...
Girl: Slow down. I’m scared.
Guy: No, this is fun.
Girl: No, it’s not. Please, it’s too scary!
Guy: Then tell me you love me.
Girl: Fine, I love you. Slow down!
Guy: Now give me a BIG hug.
Girl: hugs him*
Guy: Can you take my helmet off & put it on yourself? It’s bugging me.
(In the paper the next day):
A motorcycle crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people
were on
it, but only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized
that
he had broken his breaks earlier that week, but he didn’t want to let the girl know.
Instead, he had her say she loved him & felt her hug one last time, then had her wear his
helmet so that she would live even though it meant that he would die.
[Remember Kids! Drink school, Stay in milk, Dont do sleep, And get at
least 8 hours of drugs everyday!
LAST PERSON WHO...
x. Slept in your bed: ME..STILL AINT MADE MY BED LOLZ
x. Saw you cry: BJ
x. Made you cry: MURPHY
x. You went to the mall with: LIZ
x. Hugged you: TRIP
x. Yelled at you:SARAH H
x. Sent you an e-mail: DAYNA
x. You talked to on the fone: CHRIS
x.Texted messaged you: DONTE
<>EXTRA STUFF...
x. Do you drink: WHO DOESN'T?
x. Who is your best friend: SARAH H
x. What are you most scared of: NO ONE
x. What clothes do you sleep in: PJS
x. Where do you want to get married: THE BEACH
x. Who do you really hate: NOBODY UH WELL THATS A LIE BUT THE HOEZ SHALL RENAME MAINLESS
x. Do you drive: UMM SORTA LOLS
x. Do you have a job: YEP 2 I WORK AT RALLYS WITH PLUS I WORK AT A CHURCH DAYCARE CENTER
x. Do you like being around people: YEP
STUFF...
x. Have you cried over something someone of the opposite sex did: DUH IMA A GURL GUYZ ARE
ALWAYS FUCKIN UP
x. Song thats stuck in your head a lot: JUST A LITTLE BIT,50 CENT
x. Do you want to get married: NEVA
x. Do you want kids: NEVA
FAVORITE...
x. Type(s) of music: EVERYTHING YA EVEN COUNTRY LMAO
x. Band(s): AMY ROSE
x. Color: BUBBLEGUM PINK * MY NEW BATHROOM COLOR IM PAINTIN*
x. Month: JUNE
x. Drink: HYPNOTIC N HENESSY
x. Candy: SKITTLES AND STARBURST
x. Actor: EDWARD NORRIS
x. Actress: ANGELINA JOLIE
IN THE LAST 72 HOURS, HAVE YOU...
x. Cried: NAW
x. Bought something: YA CIGS
x. Gotten sick: YEP BRONCHITUS
x. Sang: YEA
x. Met someone new: UMM ALWAYZ
x. Missed someone: YA MY BEST FRIEND SARAH N MICHIGAN WITH MAH BABYZ RICKY N GAVEN
x. Gotten in a fight: YEA
x. lied: UMM ONLY EVERYDAY
iM gUnNa DiE bY jUmPiN oFf a BuIlDiNg WiT a PoKeT oF kAnDy sO pPl wUd bE lYk OH MY
GOD HOW HORRIBLE... HeY... SkItTlEs
iF a GuY tELLz u To SuK iT...
TuRn ArOuNd-SmILe-AnD sAy
*iTs DaNgErOuS tO pUt sMaLL oBjEcTz In Ya MoUtH*
¤Wanna hug? but a hug leads to a kiss and a kiss leads to a lick and a lick leads
to a suck and a suck leads to a fuck, wanna hug?¤
if ya copy my shyt
u have good taste
but dont take it as a talent
all u do is copy and paste*::*
*42 THINGS TO ANNOY YOUR PARENTS*
1. Follow them around the house everywhere...
2. Moo when they say your name...
3. Run into walls...
4. Say that wearing clothes is against your religion...
5. Stand over them at four in the morning with a huge grin on your face and say, good
morning sunshine...
6. Pluck someone's hair out and yell, "DNA"...
7. Wear a sticker that says, "I’m a retard"...
8. Have 20 imaginary friends that you talk to all the time...
9. In public yell, "No Mom/Dad, I will not make out with you!!"...
10. Do what they actually tell you...
11. Jump off the roof, trying to fly...
12. Hold their hand and whisper to them, I see dead people...
13. At everything they say yell, Liar...
14. Try to swim in the floor...
15. Tap on their door all night...
16.Pretend to have amnesia...
17.Say everything backwards...
18.Give yourself a swirly...
19.Run around with a lamp shade on your head yelling, "the sun!!! it's
dying!!!"...
20.Sing at the top of your lungs while running around the house...in your underwear...
21.Have nervous spasms at spontaneous times...
22.Snort loudly when you laugh and then laugh harder...
23.Run in circles...
24.Recite a whole movie 23 times...
25.Pretend to beat yourself up...
26.Slither everywhere...
27.Wear your pants on your head and your shirt on your waist... tell them you're making a
fashion statement...
28.Try and drink out of a glass the wrong way...
29.Super glue your finger up your nose...
30.Talk to a pen...
31.Lay face down and chant like an Indian tribe...
32.Try and climb the wall...
33.Spread out on the window and buzz, pretending to be a fly...
34.Take your ice cream cone and put it one your forehead... say you're a lovely
unicorn...
35.Put pegs on your nose and eyes...
36.Switch the light button on and off for a while. then say, "ooooh... I get
it!!!"...
37.Eat your hair...
38.Whatever they are eating, tell them it looks like a certain animal...
39.Eat anything obviously not edible...
40.Say your pet is mocking you and chase it around the house...
41.When you shower or bathe yell, "I’m drowning!!!"...
42.Try to snorkel in your fish tank
your shady hat $30
your ecko jeans $65
your g-unit shirt $43
your sean john sweatshirt 75$
your rocawear socks 21$
your nexi $100
your bling bling $250
your gucci du-rag $25
your air force 1's $75
realizing that ur white..
Priceless~
THE 10 CAMMANDMENTS OF TEENAGERS
1) thou shall not sneak out when parents are sleeping
(why wait so long??)
2) thou shall not take drugs
(alcohol last's longer)
3) thou shall not steal from K-MART
(Wal*Mart has a bigger selection)
4) thou shall not gett arrested for vandalism
(destruction has a bigger effect)
5) thou shall not steel from thy parents
(everyone knows grandma has more money)
6) thou shall not get in fights
(just start them)
7) thou shall not skip class
(just take the whole day off)
8)thou shall not strip in class
(hooters pay more)
9) thou shall not think about having sex
(like Nike says "Just Do It)
10) thou shall not help old ladies cross the street
(just leave them in the middle
-----4 ALL MAH HATAZ---
WhiLe U WaStE Ur TiMe::
::TaLkIn ShYt BoUt Me::
::ThInKin ItS AfFeCtInG mE::
::Im JuSt SiTtIn HeRe ThInKin::
:aMn I GoT Me A FaN ClUb
IF YOUR GONNA TALK YOUR SHIT
IM GONNA PUT UP A FIGHT
IF YOU DONT LIKE ME THEN THATS ALRIGHT
I AM WHAT I AM, I DO WHAT I DO
AND YOU YOUR GOT A PROBLEM WITH THAT THEN
B i T c H F u c K Y o U
Losers spreadin rumors
DeStInY this - DeStInY that
?.x.? GuEsS wUt ?.x.?
DeStInY dont qive a crap
Now go spread that ..
Just cuz im a flirt doesn't mean im a hoe
cuz unlike you otha hoes i know how to say NO
callin other grls fat wont make you skinny
calling other grls dumb wont make you smart
callin other grls ugly wont make you pretty
hatiin other people will never---> make you better
B is for beautiful
I is for intelligent
T is for talented
C is for charming
H is for HOW HARD i'ma hit you for callin me a bitch
bitch i dont hate you i despise u...
... I called u a hoe cuz it describes you...
... Now you seen what this adorable chick is all about...
... so click the [x] and get the fuck out...
Callin me a bitch? i kno - i kno
But in tha words of LuDaCrIs
* YoU'z A hOe *
*Hey look on the bright side...
not everyone hates you as much as I do
You consume 1 tenth of a calorie when you lick a stamp(please hold for Jenny Craig)
~*PaRtY HaRdY rOcK n RoLl DrInK BaCaRdI sMoKe A bOwL wEeD iS gOoD sEx Is GrEaT
fUcK aLl ThA bItChEs ThAt WaNnA hAtE!*~
Some other stuff i know
*-.LiKe BrItNeY i'M oVeRpRoTeCtEd.-*
*-.LiKe JLO i'M rEaL.-*
*-.LiKe KeLlY i'M aMeRiCa'S iDoL.-*
*-.LiKe AsHaNtI i WaNnA rOcK wIt U.-*
*-.LiKe BeYoNcE yOu GoT mE cRaZy In LoVe.-*
*-.LiKe MyA mY lOvE iS lIkE wOaH.-*
*-.LiKe AaLiYaH I'm MoRe ThAn A wOmAn.-
*-.LiKe Da BrAt I'm In LoVe WiT u.-*
*-.LiKe MiSsY iMmA wOrK iT.-*
*-.LikE eVe ImMa BlOw Ur MiNd.-*
*-.LiKe pInK i’M gEt The PArTy sTarTeD.-*
*-.LIkE ChRiStInA i aM bEaUtIfUl.-*
*-.LiKe JeSsIcA im IrReStIsTaBle.-*
*-.LiKe 50 CeNt CoMe N gImMiE a HuG.-*
*-.LiKe b2k We CaN gO bUmP bUmP bUmP.-*
*-.LiKe UsHeR YoU gOt It BaD*
*-.LiKe gOoD cHaRLoTtE iM a RiOt gUrL.-*
*-LiKe AaLiYaH uR LoVeS a WuN iN a MiLLiOn.-*
Life is not like a pencil, if you make a mistake,it can't be erased. Life is more
like a pen, you can use white out to cover it up , but you'll always be reminded of the
spot where u made a mistake...
::* I wAnT a GuY -2- HoLd Me TiGhT... *::
* . *
*
::* tReAt Me RiGhT... *::
*
* . *
* . * ::* KeEp Me SaFe ThRoUgH tHe NiGhT *::
* * PeRfEcT * *
* . *
* . * ::* i WaNt a GuY wHoS sUpEr SwEeT *::
*
* ::* a GuY -2- SaY "BaBy, It'S oK...jUsT FaLl AsLeEp..." *::
* . *
* . *
* * . * * ::* a GuY wHo WiLl AlwAyS LiStEn -2- Me... *::
* . *
* . *
* ::* tHaTs ThE GuY I wAnNa KeEp *::
eat right, exercise regularly, die anyway.
I wish I woulda saved all the tears Ive cried for you so I could drown your sorry
ass in them!!! :-)
~*Sex and drugs rock and rave lets get wasted and misbehave!!!
ever w0nda why ya manz kisses are s0 sweet??
becuz he waz with me last niight and ii gave him
him something sweet to eat
*frOm diApErS tO tHoNgS.. bAbY bOttLeS tO bOnGs..*
---bling bling with a g*string. diced game n ice chains this play gurl is outta
your price range $priceless$ im every girl idal
*mad hoes want my title
If I owe you a hook up
and you never got paid
charge it to the game
cuz boi, you just got PLAYED
* A girl is much more*
**then she seems**
***Not a toy at any means***
* Underneath the makeup & hair*
** there is a sign saying**
*~*Handle with care*~*
*Do Me BaBi*
FuC mE CraZy
* GrIpPiN n RiDiN*
BuMpIn n GrInDiN
*In Da BeD oR oN Da FlOoR*
GoT u WaNtIn
*MoRe n MoRe*
speek when you are spoken to and only with permission... cuz when i talk bitch you
better listen.
Top 10 things a man would do if he woke up in the morning with a Vagina:
10. Immediately go shopping for zucchini and cucumbers.
9. Squat over a hand mirror for an hour and a half.
8. See if they could finally do a split.
7. Cross their legs without rearranging their crotch.
6. Get picked up in a bar in less that 10 minutes
5. Have consecutive multiple orgasms and still be ready for more without sleeping first.
4. Go to the gyno and ask to have the examination recorded on video.
3. Sit on the edge of the bed and pray for breasts, too.
2. Actually catch a buzz off 1 wine cooler.
And the # 1 thing a man would do is:
1. Finally find that damn G-spot.
-----4 my baby Murphy---
Its the way I miss you even before you leave when i know i can listen to you talk all
night and never get the slightest bit tired of hearing your voice. Its the way everytime
someone says your name i smile and itz the way everytime i close my eyes i think how much
i love you and how i could never be without you
~'~.. in my eyez you're the only one for me
you and i were ment to be
you' re in my thouhts and in my dreams
your my love my life my everything
i love you
i'm jealous of anyone who has ever held you because for that one moment they held
my entire world
Ask me 3 questions, anything u want, and I will answer honestly. Post this in ur
profile and allow ur friends to ask u 3 questions that u MUST answer honestly.
....a Friend does most or all of these...
(A)ccepts you as you are
(B)elieves in "you"
(C)alls you just to say "HI"
(D)oesn't give up ! ! on you
(E)nvisions the whole of you (even the unfinished parts)
(F)orgives your mistakes
(G)ives unconditionally
(H)elps you
(I)nvites you over
(J)ust "be" with you
(K)eeps you close at heart
(L)oves you for who you are
(M)akes a difference in your life
(N)ever Judges
(O)ffer support
(P)icks you up
(Q)uiets your fears
(R)aises your spirits
(S)ays nice things about you
(T)ells you the truth when you need to hear it
(U)nderstands you
(V)alues you
(W)alks beside you
(X)-plains thing you don't understand
(Y)ells when you won't listen and
(Z)aps you back to reality
ONLY 50% SINGLE BABY
never call a gurl a slut cuz that means shes a
Sweet
Lil
Unforgetable
Thing
Words That Should Exisist But Don't
1. AQUADEXTROUS (ak wa deks'trus) adj. Possessing the ability to turn the bathtub tap on
and off with your toes.
2. CARPERPETUATION (kar'pur pet u a shun) n. The act, when
vacuuming, of running over a string or a piece of lint at least a dozen times, reaching
over and picking it up, examining it, then putting it back down to give the vacuum one
more chance.
3. DISCONFECT (dis kon fekt') v. To sterilize the piece of
confection (lolly) you dropped on the floor by blowing on it, assuming this will somehow
'remove' all the germs.
4. ELBONICS (el bon'iks) n. The actions of two people maneuvering for one armrest in a
movie theater.
5. FRUST (frust) n. The small line of debris that refuses to be swept onto the dust pan
and keeps backing a person across the room until he finally decides to give up and sweep
it under the rug.
6. LACTOMANGULATION (lak' to man gyu lay' shun) n. Manhandling the "open here"
spout on a milk container so badly that one has to resort to the 'illegal' side.
7. PEPPIER (peph ee ay') n. The waiter at a fancy restaurant whose sole purpose seems to
be walking around asking diners if they want fresh ground pepper.
8. PHONESIA (fo nee' zhuh) n. The affliction of dialing a phone number and forgetting
whom
you were calling just as they answer.
9. PUPKUS (pup'kus) n. The moist residue left on a window after a dog presses its nose to
it.
10. TELECRASTINATION (tel e kras tin ay' shun) n. The act of always letting the phone
ring
at least twice before you pick it up, even when you're only six inches away.
Love may be beautiful, love may be blissed
But I only slept with you, cause I was pissed
I love your smile, your face, your eyes-
Damn, I'm good at telling lies!
Friends. I am loth to close. We are not enemies, but friends. We must not be
enemies. Though passion may have strained it must no break our bonds of affection. The
mystic chords of memory, stretching from every battlefield, and patriot grave, to every
living heart and hearthstone, all over this broad land, will yet swell the chorus of the
Union, when again touched, as surely they will be, by the better angels of our nature. -
Lincon
I'm lying in bed
There's thoughts in my head
I'm thinking bout you
Over and over and over and over again
What can I tell you, you got me so twisted
Tossing and turning
Over and over and over and over again
So I wrote a song tonight (Tonight)
You weren't begging me to write (To write)
Tell me is it cool tonight (Tonight)
To don't know what's on my mind
Boy, you know that I dig you
I fell in love when I met you
I love the way you make me feel
Your energy is something real (Fa. sho.)
Boy, I love the way (I love the way)
You make me feel (You make feel)
Is something bout you loving me
Can't do without your energy
[green]use me jesus use me take this life of mine and use me use me jesus use me
keep me by your side and use me
all i want is to be with you to ever please you in all i do teach me father to learn your
ways and walk with thee each day
use me jeses use me take this life of mine and use me use me jesus use me keep me by your
side and use me
mold me make me what you would have me be
i only want to serve you faithfully
help me father to do these things all you have for me
use me jeses use me take this life of mine and use me use me jesus use me keep me by your
side and use me
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