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First off Id like to state that the most important person in my life, and will always be
is the love of my life. Liliana. My names Shane Im in college. I usually spend my time at
work or on my xbox360. I Like to Read, play video games, and I LOVE MUSIC, I was born in
New Castle, PA, but have lived in Florida most my life. I am about 6’ 275-285lb.

I currently work at Waste Management as the Parts manager. I am close to owning my own
house, and preparing to have a family with hopefully the love of my life. I love children,
and no, not in the Michael Jackson way, I want to be a father. I like a girl that I can
sit down and have a nice conversation with and that is easy on the eyes. I’m not shallow
but I do have standards, according to my friend glitterraver (Sabrina) they are not very
high lol. I am smart but lazy, Funny but sometimes a little to...how to say.....over
bearing? I look big and mean but I’m a teddy bear. If I could have one wish, it would be
that I could spend every morning with Lilly next to me, that every night we would stay up
all night and just talk about our day.

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Don't assume that guys won't care where you are, because we do.
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IT MAKES US FEEL SO SECURE TO KNOW THAT OUR GIRLFRIEND ISNT OFF FLIRTING WITH GUYS WE'VE
NEVER HEARD OF!!
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We don't care if you talk to other guys.
We don't care if you're friends with other guys.
But when you're sitting next to us, and some random guy walks into the room and you jump
up and tackle him, without even introducing us, yeah, it pisses us off.
It doesn't help if you sit there and talk to him for ten minutes without even
acknowledging the fact that we're still there.
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Also, when we tell you you're pretty/ beautiful/ gorgeous/ cute/ stunning, we fucking mean
it.
Don't tell us we're wrong.
We'll stop trying to convince you.
The sexiest thing about a girl is CONFIDENCE!!!
_________________________________________Yeah, you can quote me.
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Don't be mad when we hold the door open.
Smile and say "thank you."
LET US PAY FOR YOU!
DON'T "FEEL BAD"
We enjoy doing it.
It's expected.
Smile and say - everybody together now - "thank you."
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Kiss us when no one's watching.
If you kiss us when you know nobody's looking we'll be more impressed.
_________________________________________You don't have to get dressed up for us.
If we're going out with you in the first place, you don't have to feel the need to wear
the shortest skirt you have, put on every kind of makeup you own.
We like you for WHO you are and not WHAT you are.
Honestly, I think a girl looks more beautiful when she's just in her pj's. Not all dolled
up
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Don’t flirt with guys when we're not with you.
We have eyes everywhere.
And when we find out, we're pissed.
Not necessarily with the guys you flirted with, more so with YOU.
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Don't take everything we say seriously.
Sarcasm is a beautiful thing. See the beauty in it.
Don't get angry easily.
Stop using magazines/media as your bible.
Don't talk about how hot Morris Chestnut, Brad Pitt, or Jesse McCartney is in front of
us.
It's boring, and we don't care.
You have girlfriends for that.
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Whatever happened to the word "handsome"/"beautiful"
I'd be utterly stunned by a girl who greeted me with "Hey
Handsome!" instead of "Hey baby/ stud/ cutie/ sexy" or whatever else you
can think of.
On the other hand I am not saying I wouldn’t like it either ::wink::
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Girls, I cannot stress this enough:
IF YOU AREN'T BEING TREATED RIGHT BY A GUY, DON'T WAIT FOR HIM TO CHANGE. DITCH HIS SORRY,
DISGRACE-TO-THE-MALE-POPULATION ASS, AND FIND SOMEONE WHO WILL TREAT YOU WITH UTTER
RESPECT
Someone who will honor your morals.
Someone who will make you smile when you're at your lowest.
Someone who will care for you even when you make mistakes.
Someone who will love you, no matter how bad you make him or her feel.
Someone who will stop what they’re doing just to look you in the
eyes.... and say "I fuckin' love you" ...
....AND ACTUALLY MEAN IT!
Give the nice guys a chance
The Keys to Your Heart

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A girl and guy were speeding, on a motorcycle, over 100 mph on the road...

Girl: Slow down. I’m scared.
Guy: No, this is fun.
Girl: No, it’s not. Please, it’s too scary!
Guy: Then tell me you love me.
Girl: Fine, I love you. Slow down!
Guy: Now give me a BIG hug.
*Girl hugs him*
Guy: Can you take my helmet off & put it on yourself? It’s bugging me.

(In the paper the next day):

A motorcycle crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it, but
only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized that his
breaks broke, but he didn’t want to let the girl know. Instead, he had her say she loved
him & felt her hug one last time, then had her wear his helmet so that she would live
even though it meant that he would die.
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The boy woke up, just 14 years old. He brushed his teeth just like he'd been told. He
rushed to the door & grabbed his books. Around & around he then looks. From the second he
reaches the bus the names start to be called. They made fun of his clothes & the book-bag
he hauled. The boy never really fit in school. Being smart just didn't make you cool. I
remember one day I saw him drenched in mustard. Kids were throwing pizza & school custard.
Then one girl poured milk over his head. He walked to the office wishing to be dead. & the
girl he liked had no heart at all. He gave her a flower & told her to call. She took the
flower & through it in the trash can. & told him she'd never date such an ugly man. So
that night he said good night to his mother. Kissed his dad & tucked in his little
brother. He put on his shoes & walked through the night. Until his middle school crept
into sight. As he grabbed onto the rope he said his goodbye. For then he decided he wanted
to die. So he took a step & down he fell. He hung there right in front of his own hell.

"Jon Gettle hung himself in front of his middle school in Illinois at midnight. He
left a note. It stated: "Bullying is a problem"

[b]A guy is walking along the beach, when he meets a girl with no legs, crying.
"Why are you crying?" he asks.
"I've never been hugged,” she says. The guy hugs her, but she continues crying.
"Why are you crying?" he asks.
"I've never been kissed,” she says. The guy kisses her, but she continues crying.
"Why are you crying?" he asks.
"I've never been Fucked,” she says. The guy picks her up and throws her into the
water.
"There,” he says. "Now you're fucked."
***How You Are
In Love***


You fall in love quickly and easily, and very often.
In relationships, you tend to be a bit selfish.
You tend to get very attached when you're with someone. You want to see your love all the
time.
You love your partner unconditionally and don't try to make them change.
You stay in love for a long time, even if you aren't loved back. When you fall, you fall
hard.

How Are You In Love?
http://www.blogthings.com/howareyouinlovequiz/

A white woman, about 51 years old, was seated next to a black man on an airplane.
Obviously disturbed by this, she called the airhostess. "Madam, what is the
matter?" the hostess asked. "You obviously do not see it," she responded.
"You placed me next to a black man. I do not agree to sit next to someone from such a
repugnant group. Give me an alternative seat." "Be calm please," the
hostess replied. "Almost all the places on this flight are taken. I will go to see if
another place is available." The Hostess went away and then came back a few minutes
later. "Madam, just as I thought, there are no other available seats in the economy
class. I spoke to the captain and he informed me that there is also no seat in the
business class. All the same, we still have one place in the first class." Before the
woman could say anything, the hostess continued, "It is not usual for our company to
permit someone from the economy class to sit in the first class. However, given the
circumstances, the captain feels that it would be scandalous to make someone sit next to
someone so disgusting." The hostess turned to the black man and said "Therefore,
Sir, if you would like to, please collect your hand luggage, a seat awaits you in first
class." At that moment, the other passengers who were shocked by what they had just
witnessed stood up and applauded.

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1. Where would we go on dates?
2. Who is your favorite band?
3. Do you drink/smoke??
4. Do you like the rain?
5. If so...would you play in it with me?
6. Do you like movies?
7. If so would you stay up and watch them with me all night?
8. Could we cuddle and just fall asleep together?
9. Would you kiss my forehead?
10. Do you play any sports?
11. If so...what?
12. Would you call me right after we saw each other to make sure I made it home alright?
13. How would you rate your kisses from 1-10?
14. Favorite body part on you?
15. What would you say is the best thing about yourself?
16. Do you have any reps (i.e.: heartbreaker ...)?
17. Would you give me kisses just because?
18. Would u sleep in the same bed as me?
19. Would u take me home to meet your parents?
20. Are you into sex?
21. If so, what’s the soonest into our relationship you'd have it?
22. Would you tell your friends we had sex?
23. Would u lie to me if I were a bad kisser?
24. How good are u in bed?
25. Would u have sex the first night?