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well fuck a flying monkey nutter butter from a Chinese finger Fucking Afterbirthed Mule..
>.>.. i have no idea what the Hell i just said..



A girl and guy were speeding, on a motorcycle, over 100 mph on the
road...

Girl: Slow down. I’m scared.
Guy: No, this is fun.
Girl: No, it’s not. Please, it’s too scary!
Guy: Then tell me you love me.
Girl: Fine, I love you. Slow down!
Guy: Now give me a BIG hug.
*Girl hugs him*
Guy: Can you take my helmet off & put it on yourself? It’s bugging me.

(In the paper the next day):

A motorcycle crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it, but
only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized that his
breaks broke, but he didn’t want to let the girl know. Instead, he had her say she loved
him & felt her hug one last time, then had her wear his helmet so that she would live
even though it meant that he would die.

If there’s anyone you love this much, re-post this




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girl: hey baby i want to show you....
Boy: ( cutting her off ) ugh i'm so mad
Girl: why? whats wrong ?
Boy: ugh everything
Girl: explain baby
Boy: just lost a championship game,
parents flipped out on me for no reason,
and im catching a cold
Girl: well hey there will always be other games,
you know ill take care of you when your sick,
what your parents flip about ?
Boy: they are making me pay them for a car repair
Girl: is it alot of money
Boy: no it just sucks
Boy: but hey i dont feel well im going to go lay down
Boy: bye
Girl: wait i want to give you some...
Boy: cant it wait til tommorow ?
Girl: yeah sure
Girl: bye
Boy: bye


2 hours later a friend of hers asks her to go for a drive ...she
goes.....

her friend swerved to avoid a truck....hitting a tree instead

her friend was killed instantly....shes in critical condition


This is the conversation between her sister and her boyfriend

Sister: omg ( crying )
Boy: what? whats wrong ?
Sister: my sister...your gf was involved in a major car wreck
Boy: is she ok ? ?????
Sister: shes in critical condition
Boy: i'll be there in 10 minutes


He shows up to the hospital room ...standing outside the door
going over the last conversation in his mind over and over as he
heard the machines beep and beep and breathing tubes pump


Boy: she wanted to give me something or tell me something
Girls mom: yeah this...

it was an envelope smelling like she did sealed with a kiss in
lipstick

he opened it.....

it said ..... your everything to me....i love you with everything i
am
and everything i have...i want to spend the rest of my life with you

sealed in it was a ripped movie ticket from the first movie they
went to

and the first picture they took together

he kissed the picture as a tear fell from his face onto the picture

it looked as if in the picture she was crying

then the machines flatlined....3 minutes later she was pronounced
dead.


If you have any heart...any soul...or want to be happy you will
repost this.
if you care for someone ...do not let something like this ever happen.


I pray for her love...her name I shall on say...Whom one day I shall know her touch... and
love it all so much...


I want people in this fucking town..I live in some bumfuck no where town.....I just want
these people to know me for who I am damn it..people think i am some freak becuase i dont
look like them, i dont dress like them, i dont listen to the same music...so fucking
what..i bleed like them, i feel like them..i breathe the same Air as them..but no, i am
not Worthy of their fucking town becuase i am not like them...FUCK THEM...I am me..No one
can be me or change it because i am who i am...just like me for it ok...please...(omdfg i
just said please...(for those who dont know that means..Oh My Dear Fucking God)...i just
want people to know me......




From the best song in the world..Coolio's, Gangstas Paradise...
" As I walk thru the valley of the shadow of death..
I take a look at my Life and Realize theres not much left..
Cause ive been blasten and laughen so Long that..
even my momma think that my mind is gone..
But i aint never crossed a Man that didnt Deserve it...
Me be treated like a Punk you know thats unheard of..
Ya betta watch out the way ya talking, the way ya walking..cause you and ya homies might
be lined in chalk..
I realy hate ta jump but i gotta go..As they group i see myself in the pistol smoke..
Im the kinda G that the lil homies wanna be like..on my knees in the night sayin prayers
in the street lights.
.Been standing most our lives Livin in the Gangstas Paradise..Been standing most our lives
livin in the Gangstas Paradise..(reapeat 2 more times)..
Look at the Situation they got me Facin..I cant live a normal life, I was Raised by the
Strip...So i gotta be Down witht he Hood team..
To much Television Watchin got me Chacin dreams..
Im an educated fool with Money on my mind..Got my gin in my hand and the gleam in my
eye..
Im a Loaked out Gansta, Set trippin Banga, and my Homies are down..
Dont arouse my Anger fool... Death aint nothing but a heart beat away, im livin life do or
die..
What can i say..Im 23 never will I live to be 24 the way are things are going i dont
know..
Tell me why are we, so blind to see, that the ones we hurt, are you and Me..
Been standing most our lives living in a gangstas paradise..(repeat 3 more times..)
Power and the Money..Money in the power.. Min after Min, hour after Hour..
Everybodies Running, and half of them aint looking at whats going on in the kitchen, but i
dunno whats cooking, they say i gotta learn but ain no one here to teach me..
If they cant understand me..how can they Preach me, i guess they cant, i guess they wont,
i guess they Front..thats why i know my life is outta luck Fool..
Been standin most out lives livin in a Gangstas paradise..(repeat 3 more times..) Tell me
why are we, so blind to see, that the ones we hurt are you and me..(repeat once more,
followed by the ending Chorus..).."
and that song pretty much sums up how i live...




WOUL­­­­D YOU...
[_] give me your number? (_ _ _) _ _ _- _ _ _ _
[_] kiss me?
[_] let me kiss you?
[_] want to get in my pants?
[_] watch a movie with me?
[_] take me out to dinner?
[_] let me drive you somewhere
[_] cut some rug with me?
[_] take a shower with me?
[_] have sex with me?
[_] have a fling with me?
[_] let me buy you a drink?
[_] buy me a drink?
[_] take me home for the night?
[_] let me sleep in your bed?
[_] Sing car karaoke w/ me?
[_] re-post this for me to answer your questions?
[_] give me a piggyback ride?
[_] Come pick me up at 3 am because my car ran out of gas in the middle of nowhere
[_] Lock me in your room and take advantage of me?
[_] lick my cheek?
[_] dance with me?
[_] let me make you breakfast?
[_] help me with homework?
[_] tickle me to death?
[_] let me tickle you?
[_] stick up for me if i was being put down?
[_] play strip poker with me?
[_] get wasted with me?
[_] instant message me?
[_] greet me in public?
[_] hang out with me?
[_] bring me around your friends?

D0 Y0U...
[_] think im cute?
[_] think im hot?
[_] want to kiss me?
[_] want to suck me?
[_] want to cuddle wit me?
[_] want to hook up with me?
[_] want to have sex with me?

AM i...
[_] smart?
[_] cute?
[_] funny?
[_] cool?
[_] loveable?
[_] adorable?
[_] compassionate?
[_] great to be with?
[_] attractive?
[_] mean?
[_] odd?

HAVE Y0U EVER...
[_] thought about me?
[_] thought about hookin up with me?
[_] found yourself wanting a kiss from me?
[_] wished i were there?
[_] grabbed me?
[_] had a crush on me?
[_] idolized me?
[_] wanted my number?
[_] had a dream about me?
[_] been distracted by me?
[_] wanted to have sex with me?

ARE Y0U...
[_] happy you know me?
[_] mad at me?
[_] thinkin bout me?


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