I'm your run-of-the-mill gamer. Yep. I play games. Plus I talk a lot. Sometimes I may
type an exteremly long sentence going and blabbing on about nothing out of the ordinary
and probably the weather too if I have the chance. Or, it may be short. Have a nice day
Well, I'm sure you want to know more about me, correct? Otherwise, why are you looking at
my info? Perhaps to steal my friends? WELL, MISTER, MY PENIS IS BIGGER THAN YOURS.
Isn't that the truth.
So, let's see. A little about me. Hmm. There's nothing little about me, harharhar.
Okay, sorry.
As you can see, sexual jokes are what I live for. They're funny... at times... other
times... it's a nice red cheek (On the ass, rwar! ...Okay, no, on the face...)
I'm older than the legal age of majority (Ie: Older than 18), but my real age is none of
your business. I could be 18. I could be 20. I could be 22. I could be 105. It all
depends on my mood, oh, and my birth certificate. Although sometimes the certificate and
I disagree. See, I act immature at times, but too mature at others. It's random, really.
(90% of the time, immature
- What can you expect from a guy with no social life
outside the internet?)
What else would you like to know? I'm a Canadian citizen, a PROUD Canadian citizen. I'm
Hetrosexual (That means I like girls, because I'm a guy.), not Homosexual, although at
times I joke and act Homosexual, but don't ever believe it. I enjoy gaming, so very much,
mainly older games from DOS and such, because they were the only games I could play on my
piece of shit computer, so I've very much gotten used to them. And sometimes they are
just more fun. But now I have a new PC, that I can play all these
top-of-the-line-just-on-the-shelf games. Although some suck. Some are cool. Oh! And I
have an Xbox. I like to play games on it, too.
Perhaps you wish a description of my body? HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. I have two nipples, a nose,
two eyes, and an asscrack. As well as a penis. Two arms, two legs, etc etc. Okay, for
real. I have dirty blonde hair (That doesn't actually mean it's dirty, it's just brown
and blonde) with natural red highlights. My eyes are Blue AND Green, it changes, really.
Dunno how, but somedays it'll be green, and others blue. I think it may be mood? The
location of the moon? Who knows, not me. I'm 6'2", or 180-something centimeters
tall, weighing in at 150 Lbs, I dunno how many kilograms that is, but it's between...
uhh... 1 and 100, ha. I have Class 4 Teeth (Yes, Class 4, the non-existant class. It's
defined as 'perfect' teeth, in the sense that it's unobtainable. I had dentists study my
damn teeth for several days, I'll tell you the story if you're interested. Hell, search
my LiveJournal for it, I think I wrote it as an entry...), and I wear size 13 shoe, mens.
I don't wear boxers, they're too breezy, so yes, I wear briefs. And I don't CARE about
losing sperm count, because I HATE KIDS AND I DON'T WANT ONE. Ever. Well, maybe one day.
But I don't want a kid now, or soon. I dispise kids, they are so stupid. And I'm sure
you may have just picked up that I'm self-centred and arrogant. I put myself above
others, and it's true, I won't deny it. I find children very low on the human
intelligence chain, and I look down upon them, much like I look down upon any stupid
human, I'm sorry to say it, but it's true. I find myself intellictually advanced, with an
IQ of 148. Above average, but good enough.
Now, enough about me... perhaps a little about you? Or are you intimidated by my
greatness? Asshole.
My life will probably not be talked about here on PureRave. Interested, check out my
LiveJournal, using the web link above.
