My name is James, I guess that many consider me lucky but i consider myself lazy, lol. I
build computers and blow up stuff for fun, i also like riding around on "shadow"
(My car) and racing it!!!
Teach me passion for I fear it's gone
Show me love, hold the lorn
So much more I wanted to give to the ones who love me
I'm sorry
This song is such an insparation
Weird Al Yankovic-Trigger Happy
Got an ak-47, well you know it makes me feel alright
Got an uzi by my pillow, helps me sleep a little better at night
There's no feeling any greter
Than to shoot first and ask questions later
Now i'm trigger happy, trigger happy every day
Well, you can't take my guns away, i got a constitutional right
Yeah, i gotta be ready if the commies attack us tonight
I'll blow their brains out with my smith and wesson
That ought to teach them all a darn good lesson
Now i'm trigger happy, trigger happy every day
(oh yeah, i'm)trigger, trigger happy
Yes i'm trigger, trigger happy
(oh baby, i'm)trigger, trigger happy
Yes i'm trigger, trigger happy
(oh i'm so)trigger, trigger happy
Yes i'm trigger, trigger happy
Better watch out, punk, or i'm gonna have to blow you away
Oh, i accidently shot daddy last night in the den
I mistook him in the dark for a drug-crazed nazi again
Now why'd you have to get so mad?
It was just a lousy flesh wound, dad
You know, i'm trigger happy, trigger happy every day
Oh, i still haven't figured out the safety on my rifle yet
Little fluffy took a round, better take him to the vet
I filled that kitty cat so full of lead
We'll have to use him for a pencil instead
Well, i'm so trigger happy, trigger happy every day
(oh yeah, i'm)trigger, trigger happy
Yes i'm trigger, trigger happy
(oh baby, i'm)trigger, trigger happy
Yes i'm trigger, trigger happy
(oh i'm so)trigger, trigger happy
Yes i'm trigger, trigger happy
Better watch out, punk, or i'm gonna have to blow you away
Come on and grab your ammo
What have you got to lose?
We'll all get liquored up
And shoot at anything that moves
Got a brand new semi-automatic weapon with a laser sight
Oh, i'm prayin' somebody tries to break in here tonight
I always keep a magnum in my trunk
You better ask yourself, do you feel lucky, punk?
Because i'm trigger happy, trigger happy every day
(oh yeah, i'm)trigger, trigger happy
Yes i'm trigger, trigger happy
(oh baby, i'm)trigger, trigger happy
Yes i'm trigger, trigger happy
(oh i'm so)trigger, trigger happy
Yes i'm trigger, trigger happy
Better watch out, punk, or i'm gonna have to blow you away.
You know what? Its no good being a nice guy anymore no matterwhat you do to help you
always fail somehow. I have helped everyone I can and I found out thats its not worth the
effort.
how am i to help others im no fucking super hero im not superman or batman or spiderman!
Im just James Gabrielson thats who i am nobody special, nobody that can make a difference!
Im just kidding myself into thinking i can me like my mom. my mom always helped others at
any risk to herself it doesnt matter what it is she done everything in her power and more.
She was good at it! When my mom finaly died i prommised to take over and help others like
her, but mom I have failed im not you and im not that good. I guess others will have to
deal with it themselves like I had to. Maby its for the best!
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