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good news everyone! I taught the toaster how to feel love!

FACTS:

I AM NOT EAST-INDIAN!!

WARNING: I don't change my profile often...this shit could be OLD

I'm everywhere...CityTv's got NUFFIN on me

I hate my boobs, but other people seem to like 'em, so meh.

My cock is MUCH bigger than yours.

But I still have ridiculous amounts of penis envy.

I also have ass envy.

I'm not crazy, my reality is just different than yours

I like body-mods, on myself and on others (go figure ). Name a patch or a flap of skin,
I've probably shoved metal through it, or scratched up and poured ink into it.
Professionally done of course

I am a teenaged Katima-victim

Apparently I attend U of T....

Soup is NOT food, it is water with crap in it.

I don't know if it's the wasabi or the soy sauce, but sushi is ridiculously addictive

Ketchup is gross. Like super-gross. Any idea idea how many caterpillars are in that
shit?! Gross.

There are social climbers on all ladders...watch for them, or feed them to snakes.

The Japanese are insane, but none of them are insane enough to ever date me

My hair changes more than your mom's underpants.

My god teabagged your god. Twice, last nite, in the face.

My name is a four letter word. The second letter is u.

The Irish have larger penises than anyone else

An apricot is a peach that waxes.

Once you go brown you never leave town.

It drIvEs Me NuTs WhEn PeOpLe TyPe OuT sHiT lIkE tHiS

Organized religion is the opiate of the masses.... but sometimes you just like your
opium...

I'm older than I look, but I act like I'm five.

If I have a backpack with me, I guarantee that I will have at least one and a half rolls
of toilet paper, and a tub of half used vaseline in of it.

When I'm ridiculously tanked, I will big-up Rexdale for no reason at all...I apologize in
advance.

I am attracted to assholes because I am one.

NOBODY likes the records that you play, alright?

Ramsay's Kitchen Nightmares is the only show left on television worth watching.

I'm funny... you're just funny looking.

I'm very fragile physically...and am almost always covered in scrapes and bruises and
sprains.

I affectionately refer to my knees as hooker knees due to the bruising and the scarring.

I don’t suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it.

Don’t follow in my footsteps, because I run into a lot of walls.

When we talk to God it’s called prayer. When God talks back it’s called
schizophrenia.

Jesus loves you. Then again, so does Barney.

People should videotape me when I'm on autopilot because I'm actually that funny.

I know lots of people everywhere...except for in Kansas. I know one person in Kansas.
Barely

I travel a lot and speak multiple languages VERY BADLY

I can read in five different languages (though one of them I don't understand at all)

If you are just starting to party, I just want to let you know that you will create many
superficial friendships with people who will try and take advantage of you. Better find
that out sooner than later.

I am eccentric.

I am a kitty ...

If your PR name has the word "sexy" in it, you are probably not. (Danielle
doesn't count)

I have a fan club for doing absolutely nothing

I am an egomaniac

Baby hamsters look like gummy bears.

I am ridiculously shy.

Evian spelt backwards is naive... seriously... fuck just look at it

Hot sauce makes everything better... including tequila and bits of paper.

Good-looking people have good-looking friends. If you are ugly; go away.

Pizza is gross because the teenaged mutant ninja turtles deceived me. Their cartoon pizza
looked so sweet and stringy...the real stuff was a let-down

Puppies are puppies even if they are 20 human years old

By now you are probably already in love with me .

I heard somewhere that profiles contained stuff...so I filled mine with as much stuff as
possible; I think I win

There's a whole bunch of crap under this blurb, but I doubt you'll read it (I doubt you've
read this) .

probably

here's a testimonial of just how awesome I am :

You all may have lots of friends here on PR, but I am here to tell you, they pale
in comparison to my friend Rush. Rush is the most beautiful brown goddess you will ever
wanna fuck, suck and lay down in puddles for. Yes, she conjures all sorts of responses
from one that makes us both horny and chivalrous. She’s an egomaniac and a complete angel,
a Gemini all the way. Where most girls are found being clingy and with no esteem, Rush is
independent and will knock you off your high horse when needed. However, she is also a
sensitive person and truly cares when she feels she may have offended you. When this rare
occasion of offense occurs, she doesn’t backtrack anything she’s said, she works to bring
both parties to an understanding of each other. This being most eloquently illustrated by
the fact that the first time her and I ever talked was an argument. So if you haven’t
added her already, add her now. Her knowledge of Superman alone is worth a looksee, much
less all of the wonderful things I’ve experienced, and you’ll experience too. Plus, those
boobs are great. ~ CromagnonMan

The West won the world not by the superiority of its ideas or values or religion
but rather by its superiority in applying organized violence. Westerners often forget this
fact, non-Westerners never do.

- Samuel P. Huntington

PARTNERS IN CRIME

The Awesomists - not awesomests, being awesome is our profession :
(1998-forever)
Rush™ & manpreet


Rexdale Royalty/Team Invisible (defunct):
Rush™ & Bluntabulous

Crushzilla! / Crojira Stomp (defunct):
Rush™ & .xofer.

Team Grannypants!:
Rush™ & elixir (jory)

Team Not-Aiming-Too-High!:
Rush™ & Jeph™ (Jeff) & DJ_Scartat (Rob)

Team We Hate Hippies
Rush™ & Peter (four2024seven) & Dan (Bacchus)

Team Crazyhair:
Rush™ & !fire! (nikki) & !!!m0em0e!!! (moe-moe)

Team Brown-Sugar
Rush™ & JohnnyFunk (John Vella)

"I've felt love, and been in love.
I've not felt god. I've also not been god."
- Xphox (Nick Diotte)

If we truly loved people, we would never need love back, and we’d never hold any of
them in higher regard. - Cromagnon Man (nathan)

"A conservative is a man with two perfectly good legs who, however, has never
learned to walk forward."
- Franklin D. Roosevelt

"It is forbidden to kill; therefore all murderers are punished unless they
kill in large numbers and to the sound of trumpets."
-Voltaire

From Rap Dictionary

REXDALE Toronto, Ontario, Canada

A small district in the borough of Etobicoke. The Northern portion of Etobicoke in
Toronto's North West. It is bordered by Malton, Central Etobicoke, Woodbridge and North
York. Rexdale, unfortunately is known for it's gangs, homicides and other acts of
violence. For a small section of town it seems to be on the news a lot. Population of
130,000, 28,000 South Asian, 22,000 people of African Origin (Caribbean, South American,
African). Rexdale's unemployment rate is 3 times the city average at 18%. Rexdale has
experienced a massive exodus of people moving into the Western Suburbs of Brampton and
Mississauga. Due to the incidents of crime that plague the area many people have left to
enjoy safer communities. Major streets in Rexdale include Albion rd, Martingrove, Kipling,
Islington, Finch ave, Humber College blvd, HWY 27, HWY 427,Steeles ave west and Rexdale
blvd. Rexdale is home to Humber College, Woodbine Race Track, Woodbine Centre and Albion
Mall. Rexdale is located 5 minutes away from the airport. Rexdale is unfortunately not the
most beautiful section of Toronto. It is home to one of the largest factory districts in
the Toronto Region. The factory district runs from Rexdale through to Brampton.

With all the bad news Rex will keep on standing.

STOP ALL THE HATE LET'S SPREAD SOME LOVE. LET'S CATCH UP TO THE TIMES OR WE WILL GET LEFT
BEHIND.

Regent Park, Jungle City throw your hands up. Rexdale, Jane & Finch serious as cancer,
Toronto bringing the answer -- Saukrates

Rappers:

Jelle Stone (the hood is here). Ghetto Concept. Madlocks. Black I. Grass Roots. Baby Blue
Sound Crew. Rex Ent. Redlife. Don and Teff. Thug Pretty.

Once you go brown you never leave town. - Beewar[/center]

I like to call all my male students flower...because it's very wrong. -
Mr. Maxwell....philosophy teacher @ MCI

I wouldn’t recommend sex, drugs or insanity for everyone, but they’ve
always worked
for me.
-hunter s thompson

You should examine yourself daily. If you find faults, you should correct them.
When you find none, you should try even harder.
Xi Zhi

"In heaven all the interesting people are missing. " -- Friedrich
Nietzsche

"Commit the oldest sins, the newest kind of ways." - William
Shakespeare

"Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday
night."

Rodney Dangerfield

And every time you speak her name
Does she know how you told me you'd hold me
Until you died, till you died
But you're still alive
-Alanis Morissette

Öh sweet zombie jesus! ~ Prof Farnsworth...

Life is a simple game, complicated by unhappy
people

"sleep is for the weak and the
flat-chested"

PERSONAL QUOTES

ME: whoa...this glowstick is waaaay more fun than it needs to be

Steve: Rush, you're drunk
Me: But that doesn't change the fact that I'm hammered
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ME: Do you think they'd mind if I just went up to their stage and turned off their power?
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ME: My face feels....small!
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EVERYBODY: This is sooooo going on PureRave.

"Hockey is a sport for white men. Basketball is a sport for black
men.
Golf is a sport for white men dressed like black pimps."
- Tiger Woods

[center]

"He's gone from Goofus to Gallant...and it's all because of
mind-bending drugs!" ~ Homer

As Prof Farnsworth says "it's just ordinary tap water....that's right ordinary tap
water, mixed in with a few tablespoons of LSD...."

"Computer games don’t affect kids; I mean if Pac-Man affected us as kids, we’d
all be
running around in darkened rooms, munching magic pills and listening to repetitive
electronic music."

Kristian Wilson, Nintendo Inc, 1989

"Today you can go to a gas station and find the cash register open and
the toilets locked. They must think toilet paper is worth more than
money." -Joey Bishop, US actor & comedian (1918 - )

"...art is making something out of nothing, and then selling
it...."

There’s always gonna be that one guy...your heart jumps when you see him,
you
could talk to him forever, and when you hear his voice you fall in love all over
again...and you never want to give up on him

Thoughts to ponder ...and stuff I like

When your pet bird sees you reading the newspaper, does he wonder why you’re just
sitting there, staring at carpeting?

A dyslexic, agnostic insomniac - one who lies awake at night wondering if there
really is a dog...

Why do you need a driver's licence to buy liquor when you can't drink and drive....and
what the hell is up w/ those drive-thru liquor/beer stores?!?

"If you don't swing both ways, you're missing half the action!"

Marge: "People do a lot of weird stuff in commercials...like eat at
Arby's"

Remember children, always use the left fist, a.k.a. The Fist of Gah. Got
that minions?

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(just in case you were wondering, this is a reflectionof the Fist of Gah )

angrily : "Omigod! That was a prayer within school walls! God has NO place within
these walls, the same way facts have NO place within organized religion!"

"Oww...my small intestine!"~Fry

Favourite books:

"1984" - George Orwell
"Clockwork Orange" - Anthony Burgess
"Fight Club" - Chuck Palahniuk

"White Teeth" - Zadie Smith

Favourite movies:

Save The Green Planet!
Les Invasions Barbere (Barbarian Invasions)
Evil Dead
Evil Dead 2
Bruce Campbell vs. The Army of Darkness
Asoka
Scarface
Pootie Tang
Beyond The Valley of the Dolls
Pink Flamingoes
Clockwork Orange
Fight Club
Harold and Kumar
Ali G: In Da House
The Princess Bride
The Lion King
Gangs Of New York
Ali
Battle Royale
Kung Fu Hustle
Shaolin Soccer
Donnie Darko
May
Igby Goes Down
Reservoir Dogs
Jackie Brown
Pulp Fiction
Romeo and Juliet (Bahz Luhrman)
Catch Me If You Can
American History X
The Big Hit
The Rundown
Snatch
Dogma
Goodfellas
Rapid Fire
The Crow
Pi
Requiem for a Dream
Fists of Fury
Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon
Zoolander
Pleasantville
Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
A StreetCar Named Desire


"In your face Ghandi!"~Bender

"Good new everyone! I've taught the toaster how to feel love!" ~ Professor
Farnsworth

"Hey, how come whenever I want to do fun stuff that will kill me, you say no?" ~
Fry to Leela

"I'm not angry. So my girlfriend serviced most of the staff... I'm proud of her
committment to medicine" ~ Dr. Cox (Scrubs)