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Single and looking does not mean
desperate an promiscuous. I am endeavouring
to create a gentleman out of what is left of me.
Neo, this is the Matrix...
Whoa... is that like plural for... Matress?
IF YOU SEE MY CLONE
1. Make eye contact
2. Smile
3. Capture for reward
I saw a boy's t-shirt the other day with a picture of a milk-carton on the back. The
T-shirt said
Have you seen this milk?
EVENTS I ATTENDED
Shortlist
Sasha @ Aria
Digweed @ Stereo
DJ Dan @ Aria
Danny Teneglia @ Stereo
Hardcore in Den Haag
Armageddon in Arnheim
Mindcontroller 2 @ Club H3MK4D3
Tiesto @ Cruise Terminal, Rotterdam
Trance Energy 2004
Qlubtempo #29 @ Club H3MK4D3
Q-Dance
Hullaballoo: Sail Away
Hullaballoo: Funtopia 7
Hullaballoo: Drift on a Dream
Hullaballoo: All Good Things
Where the Wild Things Are - I F@#%&ING MISSED IT...
Knite in Paradise
Head of the Class
The Hobbits Rave
Lord of the Rave
Be Excellent to Each Other - Goodfellaz 2yr Anniversary
Waterworld
Bal En Blanc
Lucky Luke 2
Evolve
Tiesto @ Aria
Cycle 2004
Hard as Fuck1: Military Edition
Hard as Fuck2: Hell on Earth
Hard as FuckXXX:
Frightening Versus5
Signal
Ultraviolet Sky - Goodfellaz NYE
Rave Wars
Rave Wars II
4:AM
St. Patty's day BASH @ the ARMY HOUSE!
Overdrive
Beleive: Canada Day 2005
Techno Church
Larger Than Life
Unity
THINGS I'M KINDA PROUD OF
1. Travelled to Canada, US, Australia, Singapore, England, Scottland, Germany, Belgium,
Holland, Hungary, Slovenia, Bosnia, Croatia, Serbia
2. Served as a paratrooper, mechanized infantry, light infantry,
3. I've fired a rocket launcher
4. I've fired a machine gun
5. Played in a garage band
6. jumped out of airplanes
7. owned a real fast car
8. owned a real fast bike
9. dropped out of high school and went back
10. dropped out of college and...
11. quit smoking
12. survived in the arctic
13. I run 5km in 18min
14. benched 230lbs.
15. I have ABS
16. been shot at and lived
17. been cut real bad in a fight and walked away
18. drove a tank
19. thrown a bunch of grenades
20. walked through a minefield and lived
21. travelled across this country for love
22. worked as a door to door sales-person
23. selected as one of the best at what I do
24. stood on the shore of every great ocean
25. stayed awake for 100+ hours
26. I know kung-fu
27. I was a raver
28. I've partied hardcore in Holland (five parties in 10 days)
29. backpacked across europe
30. quit a job I really hated
31. learned to scuba dive
32. learned to play guitar
33. learned to play bass guitar
34. played in a classical music band
35. ZERO alcohol consumption for a year and a half
36. I can do that trick with your hand and the knife where you stab between your fingers
and I can do it REALLY fast
37. I've thrown ninja stars before
38. fired a 9mm "gangsta style"
39. I scratch built a cabin in the woods
40. been on television
41. I've earned medals and decorations
42. served Canada's military as a peacekeeper
43. travelled to the top of mountains
44. looked at clouds from both sides
45. seen the space shuttle lift off from Cape Canaveral
46. I dug a trench and lived in it
47. I used to be fat, now I'm not
48. I haven't been in a fight since 1993
49. survived chest waxing (fucking hell it hurt!)
50. I was at the last Hullaballoo in Toronto
51. hooked up with someone on the internet who wasn't a psycho
52. achieved honours standing in college
53. achieved a score of 317 on the GATB
54. was nominated top recruit on my QL2
55. taught an 8yr old how to ride a motorcycle
56. I can dance
57. saw GWAR live from the general admission section
58. survived countless mosh-pits
59. I can dance with glowsticks and not injure anyone around me
60. I crashed an invite only party headlined by Tiesto, in Rotterdam
THINGS I REGRET BUT CANNOT FORGET
1. didn't say no to drugs when I was 13
2. have stolen all kinds of things from all kinds of people because I am a thief
3. have lied, but I do not consider myself a liar
4. I fought a retarded kid in 7th grade
5. used to cut myself
6. had sex with a girl who may or may not have stared in adult films
7. drank to excess on too many occasions
8. threw up at my uncles wedding when I was 9 because I was drunk
9. threw up at my other uncles wedding when I was 11, same reason.
10. pulled a knife on two kids at summer camp when I was 12
11. lost my grandfathers watch
12. I never call anyone
13. I am guilty of using a position of authority unwisely
14. have violated the staff/student fraternization ethic
15. doing LSD when I was 14
16. breaking into houses for booze
17. breaking into cars for... aw fuck, I don't know what I was doing.
18. in high school I sold copies of the anarchist cookbook to my friends
19. wore a trenchcoat to school for all the wrong reasons
20. shaved my head for all the wrong reasons
21. failed basic parachutist course the first time (but passed the 2nd time)
22. failed DP2B (there is no going back)
23. have never visited the gravesite of my friend Shannon
24. have never visited the gravesites of my grandfathers
25. afraid of hospitals
26. think prescription medications make me weak
27. carved swear words into my school wall in grade 3
28. hit some kid with a stick in kindergarden
29. didn't hit back when I got my ass kicked in grade 7
30. started smoking
31. drink way too much coffee
32. used ephedrine
33. used athletic supplements
34. make eye contact with too many randoms
35. killed a seagull with a pellet gun
36. gave away my position by kicking a spotlight switch by accident
37. faked an illness to get out of gym class
38. turned down free cosmetic surgery
39. did not follow up my CF98 to cover my injury
40. being born 5 years too late
41. being born 5 years too early
42. being born
43. punched out someone who was just making sure I was still alive
44. having sex in a cemetary
45. not using French more often
46. not finishing my study at home OAC Physics credit
47. watching too much TV
48. watching the same movies OVER, AND OVER
49. stealing my roommates food
50. NEVER expressing my anger anymore
51. fell asleep at the train station in Rochester and missed the train to New York for
FTP2
52. speed when driving
53. never wear my seatbelt
54. exceed 200kmh on occasion
55. plagarized other peoples work
56. releived myself in a pay laundry machine
57. used coins from other countries in laundry and vending machines
58. promised car rides for other people in a car that was definately not mine
59. slept too much somtimes
60. ate too much sometimes
That's my list of bad things I've done. It's like a confessional that narrates the years
of indiscretion. Which is everything between the age of 7 and today.
Is writing letters dead? Do peple write letters any more?
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