Roses are #FF0000(Red),
Violets are #0000FF(Blue),
All my base,
are belong to you.
Disorder | Rating
Paranoid: Low
Schizoid: Low
Schizotypal: Moderate
Antisocial: Moderate
Borderline: Very High
Histrionic: Moderate
Narcissistic: Moderate
Avoidant: Moderate
Dependent: High
Obsessive-Compulsive: High
URL of the test: http://www.4degreez.com/misc/personality_disorder_test.mv
URL for more info: http://www.4degreez.com/disorder/index.html
Spring is here again,tender age in bloom,he knows not what it means,sell the kids for
food,we can have some more • the water is so yellow,i’m a helthy student,you’re my
vitamins • Take your time,hurry up,the choice is yours,don’t be late • And just maybe i’m
to blame for all i’ve heard but i’m not sure,i’m so excited i can’t wait to meet you there
but i don’t care • i don’t care if it’s old,i don’t mind if i don’t have a mind,get away
from your home • Have to have poison skin,give an inch take a smile • Never met a wise
man,if so it’s a woman,gotta find a way to find a way,i had better wait • One more special
message to go,as defense i’m neutered and spayed,what the hell am i trying to say? i got
so high that i scratched till i bled • The second coming came in last and out of the
closet • At the end of the rainbow and your rope • Don’t hurt yourself,I want some help to
help myself,she’s just as bored as me • iv’e got this friend you see ,who makes me feel.I
don’t regret a thing • And the animals i’ve trapped have all become my pets • Our little
group has always been and always will untell the end,with the lights out it’s less
dangerous,here we are now,entertain us,a mulatto,an albino,a mosquito,my labido,yay,yay,a
denial,i’m worse at what I do best and for this gift i feel blessed,i found it hard,it was
hard to find,oh well,whatever,nevermind......
The truth is finally known! Barney seems innocent and sweet but in fact he is Satan. It’s
all very simple:
1) Start with the given: CUTE PURPLE DINOSAUR
2) Change all U’s to V’s (which is proper Latin anyway): CVTE PVRPLE DINOSAVR
3) Extract all Roman Numerals: C V V L D I V
4) Convert into Arabic values: 100 5 5 50 500 1 5
5) Add all the numbers: 666
Thus, Barney is Satan.
’What is punk?’ he asked. ’Punk isn’t a type of music, or type of clothes, it’s a way
of life.’ He didn’t understand, so I kicked over a trashcan and said, ’That’s punk.’ He
kicked over a trashcan and said, ’That’s punk?’ I said, ’No, that’s trendy!’
I swear, if you don’t shut the fuck up, I’ll finger-fuck your eye sockets, get a bowling
ball grip on your pumpkin head, and throw you back into the gutter where you belong.
''Fuck, fuck, fuck, mutha mutha fuck, mutha mutha fuck fuck, mutha fuck, mutha fuck,
noish, noish, noish, one, two, one, two, three, four, noish, noish, noish, shmokin weed,
shmokin weed, doin coke, drinkin beer, drinkin beers beers beers, rollin fatties, smokin
blunts, who smoke the blunts?!? we smoke the blunts, rollin blunts, and smokin...'uhh let
me get a nickel bag,' 15 bucks little man, put that shit in my hand, and if that money
doesnt show than ya owe me, owe me, owwwwwe... my jungle love yea owwii owwii oohh, i
think i wanna know ya know ya, yea what?" - jay & silent bob :-p
catnip!!!
"Bridges all look the same when they're burning"
"Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole
relationship."
- Sharon Stone
"Be nice to people on your way up because you meet them on your way down."
- Jimmy Durante
"There is more stupidity than hydrogen in the universe and it has a longer
shelf life."
- Frank Zappa
"It is much more comfortable to be mad and know it, than to be sane and have
one's doubts."
- G. B. Burgin
"Knowledge speaks, but wisdom listens."
- Jimi Hendrix
"I'll sleep when I'm dead."
- Warren Zevon (1947-2003)
"First they ignore you, then they laugh at you, then they fight you, then
you win."
- Mahatma Gandhi (1869-1948)
"We all live with the objective of being happy;
our lives are all different and yet the same."
-Anne Frank (1929-1945)
"You don't marry someone you can live with - you marry the person who you cannot
live without."
"Gravitation can not be held responsible for people falling in love."
~ Albert Einstein
"You can't buy love, but you can pay heavily for it."
~ Henry Youngman
"If you love somebody, let them go, for if they return, they were always yours.
And if they don't, they never were."
~ Kahlil Gibran
"You don't love a woman because she is beautiful, but she is beautiful because
you love her."
"Love is a given, hatred is acquired."
~ Doug Horton
"Love is much like a wild rose, beautiful and calm, but willing to draw blood in its
defense."
~ Mark Overby
"Some love lasts a lifetime. True love lasts forever."
"Real love stories never have endings."
~ Richard Bach
"Immature love says: "I love you because I need you." Mature love says:
"I need you because I love you."
~ Erich Fromm
"What lies behind us, and what lies before us are tiny matters compared to what lies
within us."
~ by Ralph Waldo Emerson ~
"I'd like to run away
From you,
But if you didn't come
And find me ...
I would die."
~ by Shirley Bassey ~
"I have found men who didn't know how to kiss.
I've always found time to teach them."
~ by Mae West ~
"To the world you may be one person, but to one person you may be the world."
"Absence diminishes small loves and increases great ones, as the wind blows out the
candle and blows up the bonfire."
-François De La Rochefoucauld
"The real problem is in the hearts and minds of men. It is easier to denature
plutonium than to denature the evil spirit of man."
-Albert Einstein
"An insincere and evil friend is more to be feared than a wild beast; a wild beast
may wound your body, but an evil friend will wound your mind."
-Buddha
"Don't find love, let love find you. That's why it's
called falling in love, because you don't force
yourself to fall, you just fall."
"It takes a minute to have a crush on someone,
an hour to like someone, and a day to love someone...
but it takes a lifetime to forget someone."
"It breaks your heart to see the one you love is happy
with someone else, but it's more painful to know that
the one you love is unhappy with you."
"Love makes life so confusing, but without love
would you really want to live?"
"Love me now, love me never,
but if you love me, love me forever."
"Three things of life that are most valuable -
Love, self-confidence & friends."
"Love is like heaven, but it can hurt like hell."
"Who do you turn to when the only person
in the world that can stop you from crying,
is exactly the one making you cry?"
"He taught me how to love,
but not how to stop."
"We come to love not by finding a perfect person,
but by learning to see an imperfect person perfectly."
"Is it better for a woman to marry a man who loves her
than a man she loves."
"No one is perfect until you fall in love with them."
"When they asked me what I loved most about life,
I smiled and said you."
~ Tina ~
"Why do you say you love me,
if you are only going to leave me?"
~ Julia ~
"Love the heart that hurts you,
But never hurt the heart that loves you."
"Say I love you and mean it,
don't just say it cause you can."
"Life is eternal. Love is immortal."
"If you want to experience love, you have to take the risk. Love's always worth the
risk."
"A mighty pain to love it is, and 'tis a pain that pain to miss; but of all the
pains, the greatest pain is to love, but love in vain."
"True love never dies for it is lust that fades away. Love bonds for a lifetime but
lust just pushes away."
"You call it madness, but I call it love."
"there’s no easy way to miss you. I can’t sweeten it up with a happy though, because
when i think about happines i think about nothing but you."
"sometimes they just don’t realize that they hurt you with the things they say. so
you have to suck it up and act like nothings wrong."
"not only are you everything i’ve ever wanted in a lover, but you make me everything
i’ve ever wanted to be."
"Love at first sight is easy to understand; it's when two people have been looking at
each other for a lifetime that it becomes a miracle."
"Love never dies a natural death. It dies because we don't know how to replenish its
source. It dies of blindness and errors and betrayals. It dies of illness and wounds; it
dies of weariness, of withering, of tarnishing."
"If you have love in your life it can make up for a great many things you lack. If
you don't have it, no matter what else there is, it's not enough."
"Love does not consist of gazing at each other, but in looking together in the same
direction."
"Love is patient, love is kind.
It does not envy, it does not boast, it is not proud.
It is not rude, it is not self-seeking.
It is not easily angered, it keeps no record of wrongs.
Love does not delight in evil, but rejoices with the truth.
It always protects, always trusts, always hopes, always perseveres.
Love never fails."
"The heart has its reasons which reason knows not of."
"Why love if losing hurts so much? We love to know that we are not alone."
"I love humanity but I hate people."
"Friendship marks a life even more deeply than love. Love risks degenerating into
obsession, friendship is never anything but sharing."
"Your true traveller finds boredom rather agreeable than painful. It is the symbol of
his liberty - his excessive freedom. He accepts his boredom, when it comes, not merely
philosophically, but almost with pleasure."
"A bore is a man who, when you ask him how he is, tells you."
"The cure for boredom is curiosity. There is no cure for curiosity."
"Boredom: the desire for desires."
"Since boredom advances and boredom is the root of all evil, no wonder, then, that
the world goes backwards, that evil spreads. This can be traced back to the very beginning
of the world. The gods were bored; therefore they created human beings."
"I accept chaos. I am not sure whether it accepts me. I know some people are
terrified of the bomb. But then some people are terrified to be seen carrying a modern
screen magazine. Experience teaches us that silence terrifies people the most."
"Perhaps the most important thing we can undertake toward the reduction of fear is to
make it easier for people to accept themselves, to like themselves."
"Death is not the biggest fear we have; our biggest fear is taking the risk to be
alive -- the risk to be alive and express what we really are."
"Only when we are no longer afraid do we begin to live."
"Waiting's basically wanting, there's only one letter's difference, you can't be
waiting without wanting the wait to be over. So when you're waiting you're controlled by
wanting, and wanting's what controls everything"
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