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About the fitness craze in America: America has lost it's soul; now it's trying to save
it's body.
George Carlin




a good joke for all of you.....

A woman was shopping at her local supermarket where
she selected:
a half-gallon of 2% milk,
a carton of eggs,
a quart of orange juice,
a head of romaine lettuce,
a 2 lb. can of coffee,
and a 1 lb. package of bacon.

A drunk standing behind her watched as
she placed the items in front of the cashier.

While the cashier was ringing up her purchases, the
drunk calmly stated, "You must be single."
The woman was a bit startled by this proclamation,
but she was intrigued by the derelict's intuition,
since she was indeed single.

She looked at her six items on the belt and saw
nothing particularly unusual about her selections
that could have tipped off the drunk to her marital status.

Curiosity getting the better of her, she said "Well,
you know what, you're absolutely correct. But how on
earth did you know that?"

The drunk replied, "'Cause you're ugly"