Little Known MaskedApe Facts:
- a member of "For Our Eyes Only"
- the self proclaimed "King Of Comfort"
- microwaves hotdogs
- smokes Belmont Milds
- one-time cult leader
- drinks Appleton, perferably aged like a Proper Asshole
- enjoys Nihilism in pop-culture
- Can't Dance, can't talk, can only walk
- enjoyed the movie "Dirty Work"
- known to inhabit Wasaga Beach during the turn of the century
- breaks everything he touches
- fascination with doing things for "the kids watching at home"
- once meant Wendel Clark, yet couldn't seal the deal
- has "smoked himself retarded" many a times
- known to take things too far
- on occaison audibly consults his penis in public and is known to get stongarmed by it
- as a 12 year-old boy, went out as Bob Dole for Halloween
- as a 13 year-old boy: Moses with a stick
- knows the answer to "Does anybody want to finish this?"
- known to cry from laughing
- enjoys a good nap
- drinks Canadian beer
- hits better Left then Right
- often used as a pillow or chair
- dances like Fred Astaire: 85 year-old Fred Astraire on whatever Jim Morrison is having
- knows one joke
- has no qualms sleeping anywhere at anytime
- known to fall through patio roofs onto his feet
- known to fall, period
- known to talk to his rum and cokes
- frequently has a beard, or two
- all those who known him have seen both the absolute best and worst of him
- knows apparently there is a thin line between best and worst
- once saved the Princess, and turned her down
- scared of hights, but enjoys a good high
- hasn't bagged a natural redhead, but not for lack of trying
- has eaten a mushroom to get "bigger"
- has chopped his share of wood
- has been to all of "Oh, The Places You'll Go"
- folded after the offer of "on a train, in the rain"
- makes fucking top notch scrambled eggs
- hits .350 off lefties
- has never run a marathon
- has however won a Smoke-A-Thon (disputed)
- played Capture The Flag downtown with a laptop and a dufflebag of clothes
I am a monkey who wears pants and sometimes a white mask so I can tell the truth.
We are just an advanced breed of monkeys on a minor planet of a very average star. But we
can understand the Universe. That makes us something very special.
Stephen Hawking, Der Spiegel, 1989
Sometimes I feel vaugely like the combination of an anvil smashing a feather...
MUSIC I LIKE
Nine Inch Nails, Smashing Pumpkins, Billy Corgan's solo outing, Aphex Twin, Squarepusher,
The Prodigy, Bauhaus, Blind Melon, Bjork, Broken Social Scene, Gary Numan, Talking Heads,
The Doors, Cypress Hill, David Bowie, Depeche Mode, Elliot Smith, Jon Brion, Infected
Mushroom, Rancid, Jane's Addiction, Porno for Pyros, The Jimmy Swift Band, KMFDM, Led
Zeppplin, Outkast, Peter Gabriel, Pink Floyd, Placebo, Portishead, Queen, Radiohead, Rage
Against The Machine, Skinny Puppy, Sigur Ros, They Might Be Giants, VNV Nation, Prince,
Blind Melon, OutKast, Massive Attack, Primus, Sublime, Tricky
I am a Film Student. I am a rum drinker. I have been known to go on benders.
I smoke.
I dance.
I like jokes.
And, most of all, I like a tall glass of milk every so often.
"Today a young man on acid realized that all matter is merely energy condensed to a
slow vibration, that we are all one consciousness experiencing itself subjectively, there
is no such thing as death, life is only a dream, and we are the imagination of ourselves.
Here’s Tom with the weather." - Bill Hicks
TOTAL CAMEOS ON PURERAVE JOURNALS THUS FAR: 2
ERROR (September 29th, 2006 1:16 in the morning)
NYMPH (October 12, 2006 1:29 in the morning)
Posted by SupaKitty on Tuesday Oct 10, 2006 at 19:30
Masked Ape, believe me, you are evil.
^From the "God's God" Article Discussion. Fucking Golden.
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