Hi! Well now, what should I say here...well, I have a wonderful husband, Homer, whom I
love very very much...even though, well...I probably shouldn't be saying this, but he
forgets birthdays, anniversaries, hoidays, chews with his mouth open, hangs out at those
seedy bars with lowlifes and bums, blows his nose in towels and puts them back, and
scratches himself with his keys...THERE I SAID IT!! Eh hem...well, yes, other than that,
he's perfect!
I do love him very much.
Just so there is no confusion AT ALL, I do NOT dye my hair....Its natural....
I swear.
If I wasn't a housewife I think I'd be a homemaker. Or maybe a domestic engineer.
Although once I worked with Homer at the power plant, but unfortunatly I had to quit due
to some...well, lets just say, unwanted attention from Mr. Burns, that dirty old man.
I've always been an upstanding citizen, I even served as a police officer for the
Springfield Police Department! Well...I've always been a good citizen except for that time
with Ruth Powers...but thats another story
I even starred in "Oh Streetcar" a musical adaptation of "A Streetcar Named
Desire"
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