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Real Name: Drums
Gender: Male
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Location: Azerbaijan
Birthdate: May 11, 1984, I'm 24 and a Taurus
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I don't have a problem with authority,
I just don't like people telling me what to do





I probably don't like you



I live Freestyle..
..moto-X, sno-X, mtn. bikin', snowboarding... Freestyle everything.
Its all about learning how to throw yourself at the ground
..and miss.




"Have you ever noticed? Anybody going slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going
faster than you is a maniac."
George Carlin.




I used to do Drugs. I still Do Drugs. But I Used to, Too.



You know you're a 90's kid if...

You've ever ended a sentence with the word "PSYCHE!"

You can sing the rap to "The Fresh Prince Of Bel Air"(starts to sing)

You know that "WOAH" comes from Joey from "Blossom" and that
"How
Rude!" comes from Stephanie from "Full House"

You remember when it was actually worth getting up early
on a Saturday to watch cartoons.

You got super excited when it was Oregon Trail day in computer class at school.
You remember reading "Goosebumps"

You know the profound meaning of "Wax on, wax off"

You took plastic cartoon lunch boxes to school.

You remember the craze then the banning of slap bracelets and slam books.

You still get the urge to say "NOT" after (almost) every sentence...Not...

You knew that Kimberly, the pink ranger, and Tommy, the green Ranger were meant to be
together.

You remember "I've fallen and I can't get up"

You remember going to the skating rink before there were inline skates

You ever got injured on a Slip 'n' Slide
You wore socks over leggings scrunched down

" Miss Mary Mack, Mack, Mack, all dressed in black, black, black, with silver
buttons, buttons, buttons, all down her back, back, back" SHE ASKED HER MOTHER
MOTHER
MOTHER FOR FIFTY CENTS CENTS CENTS TO SEE THE ELEPHANTS ELEPHANTS ELEPHANTS JUMP OVER THE
FENCE THE FENCE THE FENCE"
he jumped so high high high he touched the sky sky sky and he didnt come back back back
til the forth of july ly ly he jumped so low ow ow he stumbed he's toe oe oe and thats
the
end end end of the elephants show ow ow

You remember boom boxes vs. cd players

You knew what it meant to say "Care Bear Stare"

You remember Alf, the little brown alien from Melmac and Vicki the Robot from "MY
Little Wonder"

You remember New Kids on The Block when they were cool

You knew all the characters names and their life stories on "Saved By The Bell"

You played and or collected "Pogs"

You used to pretend to be a MIGHTY MORPHIN Power Ranger and you owned a Skip It

You had at least one GigaPet or Nano and brought it everywhere

You watched the original Care Bears, and Ninja Turtles

Yikes pencils and erasers were the shit.

You remember when the new Beanie Babies were always sold out.

You remember a time before the WB.

You've gotten creeped out by "Are You Afraid of the Dark?"
You thought it would be so cool to be Alex Mack.

You know the Macarena by heart..

" Talk to the hand" ... enough said

You thought Brain would finally take over the world

You always said, "Then why don't you marry
it!"-------------------------------------------
Repost this if you were a 90's kid and can relate to any of these


--Here Are Some Deep Thoughts--



If you can't drink and drive,
why do you need a driver's license to buy liquor, and why do bars have parking lots?

Why do they put Braille dots on the keypad of the drive-up ATM?

Why is it that when you transport something by car,
it's called a shipment.
But when you transport something by ship,
it's called cargo?

Why does an alarm clock "go off" when it begins ringing?


If pro is the opposite of con,
is progress the opposite of congress?

What is another word for "thesaurus"?

Why do they call them "apartments" when they are all stuck together?


Do they have reserved parking for non-handicap people at the Special Olympics?

If people from Poland are called "Poles,"
why aren't people from Holland called "Holes?"

If cats and dogs didn't have fur would we still pet them?


For every action, there is an equal and opposite criticism.

Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.


"I am" is reportedly the shortest sentence in the English language.
Could it be that "I do" is the longest sentence?





Children of the Eighties



We are the children of the Eighties.
We are not the first "lost generation" nor today's lost generation;
in fact, we think we know just where we stand - or are discovering it as we
speak.



We are the ones who played with Lego Building Blocks when they were just building blocks
and gave Malibu Barbie crewcuts with safety scissors that never really cut. We collected
Garbage Pail Kids and Cabbage Patch Kids and My LittlePonies and Hot Wheels and He-Man
action figures.



Big Wheels and bicycles with streamers were the way to go, and sidewalk chalk was all you
needed to build a city. Imagination was the key. It made the Ewok Treehouse big enough for
you to be Luke and the kitchen table and an old sheet dark enough to be a tent in the
forest. Your world was the backyard and it was all you needed. With your pink portable
tape player, Debbie Gibson sang back up to you and everyone wanted a skirt like the
Material Girl and a glove like Michael Jackson's.



Today, we are the ones who sing along with Bruce Springsteen and The Bangles perfectly and
have no idea why. We recite lines with the Ghostbusters and still look to The Goonies for
a great adventure. We flip through T.V. stations and stop at The A Team and Knight Rider
and Fame and laugh with The Cosby Show and Family Ties and Punky Brewster and what you
talkin' 'bout Willis? We hold strong affections for The Muppets and The Gummy Bears and
why did they take the Snorks off the air? After school specials were only about cigarettes
and step-families, the Polka Dot Door was nothing like Barney, and aren't the Power
Rangers just Voltron reincarnated?



We are the ones who still read Nancy Drew and the Hardy Boys, the Bobsey Twins, Beverly
Clearly and Judy Blume, Richard Scary and the Electric Company. Friendship bracelets were
ties you couldn't break and friendship pins went on shoes - preferably hightop Velcro
Reeboks - and pegged jeans were in, as were Units belts and layered socks and jean jackets
and jams and charm necklaces and side pony tails and just tails. Rave was a girl's best
friend; braces with colored rubberbands made you cool.



The backdoor was always open and Mom served only red Kool-Aid to the neighborhood kids-
never drank New Coke. Entertainment was cheap and lasted for hours. All you needed to be a
princess was high heels and an apron; the Sit'n'Spin always made you dizzy but never made
you stop; Pogoballs were dangerous weapons and Chinese Jump Ropes never failed to trip
someone. In your Underoos you were Wonder Woman or Spider Man or R2D2 and in your
treehouse you were king. In the Eighties, nothing was wrong. Did you know the president
was shot?



Star Wars was not only a movie. Did you ever play in a bomb shelter? Did you see the
Challenger explode or feed the homeless man? We forgot Vietnam and watched Tiananman's
Square on CNN and bought pieces of the Berlin Wall at the store. AIDS was not the number
one killer in the United States. We didn't start the fire, Billy Joel. In the Eighties, we
redefined the American Dream, and those years defined us.


We are the generation in between strife and facing strife and not turning our backs. The
Eighties may have made us idealistic, but it's that idealism that will push us and be
passed on to our children - the first children of the twenty-first century.
Never forget:



We are the children of the Eighties.




Believe It Or Not



A cockroach will live nine days without its head, before it starves to death.

A pigs orgasm lasts for 30 minutes.

A snail can sleep for three years.

All Polar bears are left-handed.

An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.

Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour.

Cats have over one hundred vocal sounds,
dogs only have about ten.

China has more English speakers than the United States.


Donald Duck comics were banned in Finland because he doesn't wear pants.

Elephants are the only animals that can't jump.

Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.

If you keep a goldfish in a dark room, it will eventually turn white.


If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days, you would have produced enough sound
energy to heat one cup of coffee.

Marilyn Monroe had six toes.

More people are killed by donkeys annually than are killed in plane crashes.

No word in the English language rhymes with month.


On average, people fear spiders more than they do death.

One of the reasons marijuana is illegal today is because cotton growers in the '30s
lobbied against hemp farmers, they saw it as competition.

Our eyes are always the same size from birth, but our nose and ears never stop growing.

Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people do.


Some lions mate over 50 times a day.

The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.

Women blink nearly twice as much as men.

You share your birthday with at least nine million other people in the world.




And Believe or Not, I'm Fuckin Rad


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