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I love A.F.I!!!!!!!!!A.F.I til death
--Name: Regina Simmons
--Birth date: June 16
--Birthplace: Salt Lake City, Utah
--Current Location: nsl ,Utah
--Eye Color: Hazle Brown
--Hair Color: dark brown
--Height: 5'8
--Righty or Lefty: Righty
--Zodiac Sign: Gemini
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After numerous rounds of: "We don't even know if Osama is still alive," Osama
himself decided to send George Bush a letter in his own handwriting to let him know he was
still in the game.
Bush opened the letter and it appeared to contain a coded message: 370HSSV-0773H
Bush was baffled, so he e-mailed it to Condi Rice. Condi and her aides had no clue either,
so they sent it to the F B I. No one could solve it so it went to the C I A, then to NSA.
With no clue as to its meaning, they eventually asked Britain's MI-6 for help. MI-6 cabled
the White House:
"Tell the President he's holding the message upside down."
A first-grade teacher, Ms. Brooks, was having trouble with one of her students.
The teacher asked, "Harry, what's your problem?"
Harry answered, "I'm too smart for the 1st grade. My sister is in the 3rd grade and
I'm smarter than she is! I think I should be in the 3rd grade too!"
Ms. Brooks had had enough. She took Harry to the principal's office. While Harry waited in
the outer office, the teacher explained to the principal what the situation was. The
principal told Ms. Brooks he would give the boy a test. If he failed to answer any of his
questions he was to go back to the 1st grade and behave. She agreed.
Harry was brought in and the conditions were explained to him and he agreed to take the
test.
Principal: "What is 3 x 3?"
Harry: "9".
Principal: "What is 6 x 6?"
Harry: "36".
And so it went with every question the principal thought a 3rd grader should know.
The principal looks at Ms. Brooks and tells her, "I think Harry can go to the 3rd
grade."
Ms. Brooks says to the principal, "Let me ask him some questions." The principal
and Harry both agreed.
Ms. Brooks asks, "What does a cow have four of that I have only two of?" Harry,
after a moment: "Legs."
Ms. Brooks: "What is in your pants that you have but I do not have?" The
principal wondered, why would she ask such a question! Harry replied: "Pockets."
Ms. Brooks: "What does a dog do that a man steps into?" Harry: "Pants"
Ms. Brooks: What's starts with a C, ends with a T, is hairy, oval, delicious and contains
thin, whitish liquid?
Harry: "Coconut."
The principal sat forward with his mouth hanging open.
Ms. Brooks: "What goes in hard and pink then comes out soft and sticky?" The
principal's eyes opened really wide and before he could stop the answer.
Harry: "Bubble gum"
Ms. Brooks: "What does a man do standing up, a woman does sitting down and a dog does
on three legs?"
Harry: "Shake hands."
The principal was trembling.
Ms. Brooks: "What word starts with an 'F' and ends in 'K' that means a lot of heat
and excitement?"
Harry: "Firetruck"
The principal breathed a sigh of relief and told the teacher, "Put Harry in the
fifth-grade, I got the last seven questions wrong...... |
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