[b]"All you motherfuckers are gonna pay. You are the ones who are the ball-lickers.
We’re gonna fuck your mothers while you watch and cry like little bitches. Once we get to
Hollywood and find those Miramax fucks who are making that movie, we’re gonna make ’em eat
our shit, then shit out our shit, then eat their shit which is made up of our shit that we
made ’em eat. Then you’re all you motherfucks are next."
Love, Jay and Silent Bob.
[blue]Things I like:
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Women.
Playing pranks.
Hamburgers.
Caesars
Beer.
Mozart
David Gray.
Trailer Park Boys
Video Games.
Horror Movies
Rock and Roll
Finger Eleven
My friends.
My Car...Even though it is a piece of shit.
Baseball
Girls With Confidence
Jackass
[red]Things I don’t like:
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Goth people (please, please get over yourselves and have fun).
Smelly people (Soap is not hard to find).
People who comment on girls pictures with things like: "I would do you." Oh, my
God, that’s such an honor!
Liars
People who try way too hard to act like assholes. Just relax, and it will probably come
naturally.
Getting stood up for a date.
Throwing up.
Gangsta rap. Yeah, ’cause it’s so hard to live in the ghetto when you’ve just signed a
multi-million dollar record deal...you poor bastard.
Uncertainty.
People who post the lyrics to an entire song as their bio...just name the song!
Spam (both the pseudo-meat kind and the email kind).
Dishonesty.
Weepy, sappy, smarmy, feel-good movies.
Reality Shows
[orange]Friends
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Judge – Has Been there eveytime that I needed someone to talk to you, you have been like a
brother to me that is something that I will always respect, you have seen me during my
good times and you have seen my at my bad times, It will be an honor to serve as your best
man.
Nicole – When Judge hasn’t been there you have also listened to my problems, you have
become like one of the guys and I will never forget your famous thing that you said at
your party
Kevin – The professor is always there when you need someone to talk to when you have
problems with your sexual questions, Kev and I go back in time with all of our goofy
shenanigans and jokes we used to tell all the time it was the best of days.
Travis – What can I say about this guy… He is all about having good times and that’s all
that matters, Trav and I have the same sense of humor and being former roommates it was
the best of times.
Jordan – The pimp master, I always wonder how he gets all the ladies, it really boggles
the mind, he can just stand there and before you know it he has 10 women just dying to
touch him, it is a thing to see. But in all seriousness Jordan is a awesome person to get
to know and I woudnt trade him in for anything… well maybe on the girls who flirts with
him
Matt Kulba – This dude is just about having good times, awesome guy to talk to he is a
gamer, getting to know him over the past couple of months has been a treat and I’m sure it
will be blast getting to know of him more in the future.
Mark – My other half as other people may have said, him and I are like brothers in the
sense that we usually end up fighting once a year, me losing most of the time but we
usually just get over it and keep that brother mentallity, good friend to have, I will
never forget the Wolfpack night…good times Mark….Good Times.
[green] Favorite Movie Quotes
"Moral fiber. So, what is moral fiber? It’s funny, I used to think it was always
telling the truth, doing good deeds, basically being a fucking boy scout. But lately I’ve
been seeing it differently. Now I think moral fiber’s about finding that one thing you
really care about. That one special thing that means more to you than anything else in the
world. And when you find her, you fight for her. You risk it all, you put her in front of
everything, your life, all of it. And maybe the stuff you do to help her isn’t so clean.
You know what? It doesn’t matter. Because in your heart you know, that the juice is worth
the squeeze. That’s what moral fiber’s all about."
From The Girl Next Door
"Eat Shit" Stifler
"It stinks like sex in here" Thorny From Super Troopers
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