My name is Matt and I smoke weed everyday..... sumtimes all day..... SMOKE WEED
EVERYDAY!
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Rules all stoners should live by:
*1*Thou shalt always share thy weed with thy neighbor
*2*Thou shalt always puff, puff and then pass
*3*Thou shalt never pass on hitting the weed
*4*Thou shalt never be greedy with thy sack
*5*Thou shalt smoke weed everyday
*6*Thou shalt never pass thy bong to thy friend when there is no hit left
*7*Thou shalt never break the rotation when passing the blunt
*8*Thou shalt always toke up at 4:20, in celebration of the weed
*9*Thou shalt never sell thy friend a skimpy sack
*10*Thou shalt always treat thy dealer as thy best friend
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If you dont like what i have to say, GO FUCK YOURSELF!
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"Cmon stewie dont you want to pee in a toilet bowl like a big boy? I remember when i
learned to use a potty all by myself, i was so proud...... Hey lois i did it!! says peter
"Well i guess i could give it the old college try, why dont you put your hands right
there, it'll help me ralax." says stewie "Oh Ok buddy....*bam*...AHHHH!!, ok
maybe you dont have to pee...... i oughta just give you some beer it goes right through
ya." says peter "Wonderful, and while were at it, we can light up a doobie and
watch porn!" says stewie "Really?!" peter
I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone.... but they've always
worked for me.
"You can turn your back on a person, but never turn your back on a drug, especially
when its waving a razor sharp hunting knife in your eye."
"When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro."
"Who does vote for these dishonest shitheads?"
- Hunter S. Thompson
(stolen from Gonzo)
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(x) smoked weed(All day everyday baby!!)
(x) smoked a cigarette(Unfortunatly)
(x) crashed a friend's car(My fathers and i have had a few close calls...wait a minute yea
i crashed my cousins car too ::lol:
(x) stolen a car (But you didnt see anything!)
(x) been in love
(x) been dumped
(x) shoplifted
(x) been fired
(x) been in a fist fight
(x) snuck out of your parent's house
(x) had feelings for someone who didnt have them back
() been arrested
() gone on a blind date
(x) lied to a friend
(x) skipped school
(x)seen some1/thing die(A few fish and a cat got hit by a car!)
(x) had a crush on one of your internet friends
( ) been to Mexico
() been on a plane
(x) purposely set a part of yourself on fire
(x) eaten Sushi(Its not that bad)
(x) been skiing
(x) met someone in person from the internet(All thx to PR!)
(x) taken painkillers
(x) love someone or miss someone right now
(x) laid on your back and watched cloud shapes go by
(x) made a snow angel
() had a tea party
(x) flown a kite
(x) built a sand castle
(x) gone puddle jumping
(x) played dress up
(x) jumped into a pile of leaves
(x) gone sledding
(x) cheated while playing a game(no other way)
(x) been lonely
(x) fallen asleep at work/school
(x) used a fake id(It was mine but i made it look like i was 22 when i was 16)
(x) watched the sun set
( ) felt an earthquake
(x) touched a snake(I own one)
(x) slept beneath the stars
(x) been tickled
(x) been robbed
(x) been misunderstood(all the time
)
(x) petted a reindeer/goat(I want a goat!)
(x) won a contest
(x) run a red light(Beside the police station)
(x) been suspended from school(for skipping class, it was like a vacation)
(x) been in a car
() had braces
(x) eaten a whole pint of ice cream in one night ]
(x) danced in the moonlight
(x) liked the way you look
(x) witnessed a crime
(x) questioned your heart
(x) been obsessed with post-it notes
(x) squished barefoot through the mud
(x) been lost
( ) been to the opposite side of the country
( ) swam in the ocean(I want to so bad though)
(x) felt like dying
(x) cried yourself to sleep
(x) played cops and robbers
(x) recently coloured with crayons
(x) sung karaoke
(x) paid for a meal with only coins
(x) done something you told yourself you wouldn't do
(x) made prank phone calls ^_^
(x) laughed until some kind of beverage came out of your nose(mountain dew and it hurt
like a bitch)
(x) caught a snowflake on your tongue
(x) danced in the rain
(x) written a letter to Santa Claus
(x) been kissed under a mistletoe
(x) watched the sun rise with someone you care about
(x) blown bubbles(And no it wasnt nick it was actaul bubbles you sick fucks)
(x) made a bonfire on the beach(6ft tall then the made us put it out *shakes fist*)
(x) gone roller skating
(x) had a wish come true
() worn pearls
(x) jumped off a bridge
() ate dog/cat food
(x) sang in the shower
(x) had a dream that you married someone
(x) glued your hand to something
()got ur tongue stuck 2 a flagpole
(x) kissed a fish
(x) sat on a roof top
(x) screamed at the top of your lungs
() done a one-handed cartwheel
(x) talked on the phone for more than 6 hours
(x) stayed up all night
() didnt take a shower for a week
() picked and ate an apple right off the tree
(x) climbed a tree
() had a tree house
() are scared to watch scary movies alone
(x) believe in ghosts
() have more then 30 pairs of shoes
() worn a really ugly outfit to school just to see what others say
() gone streaking
(x) gone doorbell ditching(nicky nicky nine door)
(x) played chicken(With an undercover cop car... Im an idiot!
)
(x) pushed into a pool/hot tub with all your clothes on
(x) been told you're hot by a complete stranger
(x) broken a bone
(x) been easily amused
(x) caught a fish
(x) caught a butterfly
(x) laughed so hard you cried
(x) cried so hard you laughed
(x) cheated on a test
() have a Britney Spears CD
(x) French braided someones hair(I was in grade 3 give me a break)
(x) gone skinny dippin in a pool(actually a hottub
)
(x) been threatened to be kicked out of your house
"We had two bags of grass, seventy-five pellets of mescaline, five sheets of
high-powered blotter acid, a saltshaker half-full of cocaine, and a whole multi colored
collection of uppers, downers, laughers, screamers... Also, a quart of tequila, a quart
of
rum, a case of beer, a pint of raw ether, and two dozen amyls. Not that we needed all
that
for the trip, but once you get into a serious drug collection, the tendency is to push it
as far as you can. The only thing that really worried me was the ether. There is nothing
in the world more helpless and irresponsible and depraved than a man in the depths of an
ether binge, and I knew we'd get into that rotten stuff pretty soon."
- Hunter S. Thompson, July 18, 1937- Feb. 21, 2005
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