| Bio: |
Im Khemist. It's a tough job but sombuddy's gotta do it. I love cliche things like long
walks through the fiery depths of hell. And Starless Gazing through the smog. I like to
pretend i've got a full deck up there but im really only playing with 3 cards. A silver
tounge, a charming smile, and a barrel full of wit and nerve. Take from that what you
will, But im almost positive that you're going to like me. So lets take a walk through a
pit of fire, and count the stars that we can't see. I look forward to meeting you.
Life's Just About Wasting Time and then Wasting away. Open Youre Eyes.Love Music. Love
People. Do Drugs, or don't. Just Live your life, and Love it. You wont get anywhere being
pissed off, its not even a legit waste of time. I love you if your reading this, or if
your not, because you are who you are.
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If Zebras WERNT striped, i might actually have rocket skates to take me to the inside of a
muffin. I Optomistically make all those pessimistically realistic spiritualists look like
they couldn't win a race if they were some sort of AUto pernounced OWto with a stress on
ow because its almost like you hurt yourself but your really only screwing up a very EASY
word FUCKFACE. Im kinda like that horse from that movie like FRITZBISCUIT or SEAFRITZ or
was it SEABREEZE? thats always in last place UNTIL they actually shoot the movie and i put
on my gameface so i win for kicks except for i end up dying instead of winning because Im
not really a horse, im an owto and horses beat owto's cause horses are bigger but paper
beats horse and owto beats paper so i guess it's all ok if im racing a peice of
PAPER..................... Cocaine is a hell of a drug. MONKEYWRENCH
I looked in my bed, under my bed, in my locker, in my closet, in my stash of drugs, the
cushions between my couch, my brothers closet, the garage, will's house, trevor's house,
behind my desk, under my fridge, in all the kitchen cupboards, the ditch outside, the
backseat of the car, the trunk of the car, same for the van, in my garden (behind ALLL THE
TREES AND BUSHES), Behind My Big and little TV's, in my dvd player, IN the fridge, in the
basement, beside or behind my furnace, under the toolshed, in the toolshed, on and around
the workbench.
And i still cant find my Sex drive. |
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