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Login:	Keely89
Role:	Regular
Mood:	Quirky - Mood history
Real Name:	Jessica
Gender:	Female
Status:	Single & not looking
Location:	Columbus, Ohio, U.S.A.
Birthdate:	Oct 25, 1989, I'm 18 and a Scorpio
My +Buddies:	AliLovesPoogie, GOD, Meow-Rowr!:p, Miravelle, phoenix
+Buddy Of:	Miravelle, phoenix
Bio:	hmm...let's see here. i like tigers, considering they are my favorite animal in the whole wide world...i love anime, drawing, music. some fave bands: The Offspring, Live, My Chemical Romance, Guns 'N Roses, Bush, Three Days Grace, Stone Temple Pilots, Breaking Benjamin,(just went to one of their concerts...it was AWESOME!!)Seether, Skillet, Led Zeppelin, Shiny Toy Guns,Killswitch Engage, and many others. I like bright colored things, such as beaded bracelets, screen tees, shoes, and other little knick knacks! (my favorite pair of shoes are my green Chuck Taylor Cons..) i like to laugh and be happy! But if you piss me off, I usually forget about it within two days. (literally) 12 Ways To Get To A Girls Heart-- 1. Hug her from behind. 2. Grab her hand when you guys walk next to each other. 3. When standing, wrap your arms around her. 4. Cuddle with her. 5. Don't force her to do ANYTHING! 6. Write little notes. 7. Compliment her. 8. When you hug her, hold her in your arms as long as possible. 9. Say I love you.....and MEAN IT! 10. Brush the hair out of her eyes 11. Comfort her when she cries. 12. Love her with all your heart Girls- Repost this if you think its sweet. Guys- Repost this if you would do any of it ^ Got this with permission from TooHott4U Kissing Language (yup, it's a language) if a kiss is the Language of Love, then we have a lot to talk about... Methods of Love.... +kiss on the ear------"i'm horny" +kiss on the cheek----"we're friends" +kiss on the hand-----"i adore you" +kiss on the shoulder-----"i want you" +kiss on the lips------------"i love you" or "i want you" +holding hands--------"we can learn to love each other" +a wink-------------------"Let's get it on" +slap on the butt----"thats mine" +playing with the ear----"i can't live without you" +holding on tight----"don't let go" +looking into each other's eyes-----"let's get romantic" +pulling hair on head----"tell me you love me" +arms around the waist---"i love you too much to let go" =advice= if you're kissing someone, close your eyes. it's not nice to stare... ^ From TooHott4U's profile I'm a dic.....I'm addicted to you. Inside Jokes!!! The hot dags are thaking ove my nost. We got flashed by an Asian man! Cam-a-ra? 3 X 3 = penis Ali has a hairy throat Who's that kid licking Tony's ass? Are you naked? Audra=Oreo I less than three you Hocapontas I have a cat in my pants German version: Ich habe eine Katze in meiner Hose Is it Norwegian? The OMGWTF stone (pen X 100) + (3 X 5) = penis [thanks to schenckcore] 50 random things girls wish guys knew 1. When you see a girl with huge knockers, do not go "Damn!" and then laugh appreciatively to yourself - we can hear you. 2. Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during commercials. 3. If you don’t act like soap-opera guys, don’t expect us to dress like Victoria Secret models. 4. Mark anniversaries on a calendar. 5. There is no such thing as too much spooning. 6. Just because you L the C doesn’t mean we have to S the D. 7. This is how we see it . . . Don’t call = Don’t Care. 8. Which also means that if we don’t call, take the hint. 9. We like you to be a little jealous . . . but overly possessive is not necessary. 10. Putting things in our butt does not turn us on. 11. Return favors: we massage, you massage; we shave, you shave (and not just your face). 12. Foreplay is not an option . . . its a prerequisite. 13. We’re allowed to be late . . . you are not. 14. Eye contact is key. 15. Don’t take longer to get ready than we do. 16. Laugh at our jokes. 17. Three words . . . honesty, honesty, honesty. 18. Girls can be groupies. Guy groupies are stalkers. 19. We never have to wonder if your orgasm was real. 20. Do not start with us. You will not win... not kidding .. we ALWAYS win 21. Would you like it if a guy treated your sister that way? We didn’t think so. 22. If you ask nicely, we usually answer the same way. 23. We will never have enough clothes or shoes! Ever! 24. We have an excuse to act bitchy at least once a month. Come on guys...most of you have more PMS then us girls.. 25. Open the door for us no matter where we are . . . even at our house and getting into the car. I know it seems like a lot but is it that hard? 26. We love surprises! 27. We liked to be kissed softly, not with an iron tongue. 28.Pay attention to the little things we do, because they mean the most. 29. Boxers and maybe boxer briefs sometiems . . . NEVER whitey-tighties, NEVER! 30. Clean your room before we come over. 31. Always brush your teeth before you see us . . . a fresh mouth and white teeth are a necessity plus we do the same for you. 32. When we use our teeth it means that you suck at going down on us, so we are just returning the favor. 33. Even though you are sometimes insensitive and hurt us, we still love you with everything we are. 34. Sometimes even when you think we hate you, we don’t, we just want you to apologize so we can be allowed to love you again 35. Don’t act hard around your friends because I won’t make you hard tonight. AKA don’t be an ass 36. Sometimes "NO!" really means "NO!" 37. "Wife Beaters" are not an adequate form of fashion. 38. If we wanted to be on video tape, we’d be a porn star not your girlfriend. 39. Sensitive guys are great . . . but crying more than we do in a movie just isn’t right. 40. Don’t let ex-girlfriends cause drama, relationships are stressful enough!!!!! 41. It takes a special kind of stupid to forget birthdays. 42. Guys who are good cuddlers = guys who know how to satisfy a woman. 43. "Fat Chicks" have feelings too--all chicks have feelings. 44. Silent treatment + shoulder shrugs + tears + yelling + nasty looks = YOU DID SOMETHING WRONG! 45. If you are not a good dancer, please be self-aware. 46. Just because a girl doesn’t pick up on the first ring doesn’t mean she’s not waiting by the phone. 47. You don’t have to spend a lot, if it means a lot. 48. Don’t say you love me if you don’t mean it. 49. Don’t lie to us . . . we will catch you...eventually we always catch you. 50. When the girls get together, we talk about EVERYTHING. Meaning my best friends knows everything about you. Computer games don’t affect kids; I mean if Pac-Man affected us as kids, we’d all be running around in darkened rooms, munching magic pills and listening to repetitive electronic music. (Kristian Wilson, Nintendo Inc, 1989) My Nicknames: Huey Casper Horsey Fave Websites: www.gaiaonline.com www.myspace.com www.pyramidcollection.com
Contact
Message:	send me a private message
Email:	llamanopoly@yahoo.com
ICQ:	n/a
Homepage:	http://www.myspace.com/jessicahuiss ( opens in new window )