| Bio: |
Well... Toothpicks aren’t meant to play cards. Now that that’s out of the way...
I am a regular ol’ human being... I love to play pool, Go dancing, Going to hockey games
and baseball games... I love cars and drag racing, and just hangin out is awesome too :o)
I love to read... My favourite book is Sophies World, she’s a good one. My favourite
subjects are Philosophy, Law, Auto, and History... hm... I love John Mayer, Evanescence,
Audioslave, Damien Rice, Pink Floyd, Metallica, AC/DC, Great Big Sea, The Tea Party...
Family Guy is the best show on Television, haha... well, the Dukes of Hazzard is a
favourite... Band of Brothers is awesome as well
My favourite thing to do is act like an idiot when everyone is watching... If you’re not
loud, you’re not livin’.
And now, a Strongbad Lib. For those of you who nothing of Strongbad... You suck :oþ
"You Stink And I Hate You"
HEY YOU!! You smell like socks! And your foot is smelly. Why don’t you go to mcdonalds
and quit running up my stuff. You make me want to fart. You remind me of a silly goat.
Pff!!! You’re stupid get away from me. Who invited you anyway? Homestar poop-er well, he
poops too. You guys probably learned to poop from the same circus clown. I hope you like
Chris’s. ’Cause you dying.
LMAO
- The world is characterized by opposites. If we were never ill, we would not know what
it was to be well. If we never knew hunger, we would take no pleasure in being full. If
there were never any war, we would not appreciate peace. And if there were no winter, we
would not see spring.
Both good and bad have their inevitable place in the order of things. Without this
constant interplay of opposites, the world would cease to exist.
-Sophies World
-Embrace all worldviews and perspectives, move beyond, and become enlightened. Kiss the
stars and awaken to a new vision which is blinding at first, but your eyes will adjust,
and you’ll see the world as it really is, for the first time
- It’s funny. The earth, sun, moon, the sky... Everything about nature stays beautiful,
stays perfect, stays pure. The existence of this beautiful nature has years in the
billions. We as humans have existed for far less, and already we are losing our beauty.
We get uglier, die off... Buildings fall apart, bodies rot, homes deteriorate... But even
during this ’ugliness’ and deterioration, nature stays the same... stays beautiful. The
grass grows, the water flows, flowers blossom, the sun comes up, goes down, the stars come
out... Funny how everyday we see this, without ’seeing’ it... we hear things, without
’listening’... touch things, without ’feeling’... Nobody cares anymore, or pays
attention.
When was the last time you watched the sunrise? Looked at the stars? Watched the water
crash onto shore?
- Spouses, Children and Salesclerks need love most, when they deserve it the least.
- Always make room for compromise. Take time to listen... Really listen. And never go to
bed angry.
- Just Shoot Me (Show)
- Why are you smiling?... It’s sunday! I can’t think of a reason why you’d be smiling...
besides the simpsons.
(I was staying at the Royal York in Toronto and a bellboy walked by and said that to me...
thought it was kinda funny, lol)
****The Emily, Endan, Brittany... The Best’s :o) ****
Endan - Keep pimpin’ ’er up ya... pimp. lol. :oD You with your gangster pants. Sheesh
eh? I’m coming to steal your house. Oh, and maybe to visit ya too, I suppose *rolls
eyes* haha Misssss yaaaaaaaaa... *hug*
Emzily Toood - 14 years... we still have to find out the day I came to Empress, haha! I
love you more than anyone in the world... You’re the best friend anyone could ever have...
for so many reasons :o)
I’ll say it again... If I were a guy, I’d marry ya, haha. WHORRRREEEEEEE!
Brittany - You dyke. lol... haha my best dancin’ partner... who hasn’t kissed me yet
*annoyed face* ;o)
The grass was greener
The light was brighter
The taste was sweeter
The nights of wonder
With friends surrounded
The dawn mist glowing
The water flowing
The endless river
Forever and ever
- "High Hopes" Pink Floyd
Damnit Billy! Damnit damnit damnit. How am I supposed to hit a double birdy with my
bungie Billy with the shower iron? Huh? You’re embarrassing me infront of my friends
What is it?... ’it’s a gunrack!’... a gunrack... what am I gonna do with a gunrack? I
don’t even own A gun, let alone many guns that would necessitate an entire rack
-wayne
Look over there! ehhhahhhh!!
-garth
WAYNE’S WORLD WAYNE’S WORLD PARTY TIME EXCELLENT |
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