| Bio: |
Things aren`t always what they seem,
So check the lights in case it`s a dream
I like to sk8board, play guitar, sing, write songs, chill with my palz,do a lotta jammin,
and I really like primus.
-- Name: Joel
-- Birth date: aug 22
-- Birthplace:Bathurst, New Brunswick
-- Hair Color: Light brown
-- Height: 5’10
-- Righty or Lefty: Righty
-- Zodiac Sign: Leo Virgo cusp
LAYER TWO:
-- Your heritage: Half french half british
-- The shoes you wore today: D.C.'z
-- Your weakness: Being naive from time to time
-- Your fears:time
-- Your perfect pizza: Hawaiian
-- Goal you’d like to achieve: To find out what else is going on behind the scenes.Things
the naked eye can't see.
LAYER THREE:
-- Your most overused phrase on AIM: AAAAAHHHHH SHHHEEEEIIIITT!!!
-- Your thoughts first waking up: did that really happen?
-- Your best physical feature: my stomach
-- Your bedtime: When I've drank too much.
-- Your most missed memory:Who i used to be.
-- Your most favorite movies: Waking Life, The Matrix, The Labirynth, The Star Wars
movies, & a whole shit load of others
LAYER FOUR:
-- Pepsi or Coke: Pepsi. Did u see what coke can do to a rusty nail after a few hours?
-- McDonald’s or Burger King: McDonalds, unfortunately.
-- Single or group dates: both
-- Adidas or Nike: Adidas
-- Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: neither
-- Chocolate or vanilla: CHOCOLATE!!!!!
-- Cappuccino or coffee: coffee
LAYER FIVE:
-- Smoke: I'm a slave.I admit it.
-- Cuss: uncontrolably
-- Sing: people tell me i sound good, but i guess i'm hard on myself.
-- Take a shower everyday: sometimes three.I sk8board.lol
-- Have a crush:Trying not to but it's hard.
-- Do you think you’ve been in love:once.
-- Want to go to college:it would help but i don't think it will matter soon. This system
will fade away.
-- Like(d) high school: Loved it, but took it for granted.
-- Want to get married:mayb 1 day
-- Believe in yourself: Only when others can.
-- Get motion sickness: never
-- Think you’re attractive: sometimes
-- Think you’re a health freak: I eat McDonald's for Christ's sakes!!!
-- Get along with your parent(s): When i rarely see them , yes.
-- Like thunderstorms: Dance in them!!!
-- Play an instrument: rytytm/lead guitar
LAYER SIX:
In the past month...
-- Drank alcohol: more than i can afford to
-- Smoked: like they're goin outta style
-- Done a drug: religiously
-- Had Sex: abstaining for the moment
-- Made Out:Nope.
-- Gone on a date:Nope
-- Gone to the mall?: Yepp.
-- Eaten an entire box of Oreos: I like to keep my teeth, thankx though.
-- Eaten sushi: not 4 all the t in china
-- Been on stage: Yes. A few times.
-- Been dumped: Once or twice.
-- Gone skating: Evry day n twice on sundays
-- Gone skinny dipping: Wanted to, but we couldn't get wheels
-- Dyed your hair: never again.
--Stolen anything: Nothing that evr belonged to a friend,
LAYER SEVEN:
Ever...
-- Been trashed or extremely intoxicated: I can't count how many times I've
said,"I'll never do that again."
-- Been caught "doing something": On just about every field.
-- Been called a tease: used to b
-- Gotten beaten up: I can't count them on 1 hand.
-- Shoplifted: down with the system.
-- Changed who you were to fit in: Life is short. There are more important things.
LAYER EIGHT:
-- Age you hope to be married: Mayb 35
-- Numbers and Names of Children:3:2 boyz 1 girl. Skyler, Logan & Natasha
-- Describe your Dream Wedding: With parachutes.
-- How do you want to die: With someone 2 hold me.
-- Where you want to go to college: no where.
-- What do you want to be when you grow up:a rock star!!!
-- What country would you most like to visit: definately Europe.....then Germany. Free
schooling after u r a citizen.
LAYER NINE:
In a guy/girl..
-- Best eye color? beauty is in the eye of the beholder.
-- Short or long hair:preferrably long i guess.
-- height: N/A
-- Best weight: around 120...sure.
-- Best articles of clothing: sk8r clothes & a sk8board.I think that"s really hot!
-- Best first date location: the beach
-- Best first kiss location: on the lips
LAYER TEN:
-- # of drugs taken illegally: What r u talkin about!!!???!!! Drug's what???
-- # of people I could trust with my life: Trust in no 1
--#of CDs that I own: imagine no posessions. I wonder if u can.
--# of piercings: None anymore.Thinkin of gettin both the titties done.
-- # of tattoos: 3 that all need work.
-- # of scars on my body: If i could get a job with as many tattoo's as i'd need to cover
them, I would.
-- # of things in my past that I regret: Nothing. Everything happens 4 a reason. Sometimes
it hurts, but sometimes u shine.
Thanx to spaz 4 helpin me figure out how 2 get this shit up.
WOULD YOU RATHER****
1...pierce nose or tongue? Nose.
2...serious or funny? funny
3...boxers or briefs? Boxers
4...drink whole or skim milk? skim
***ARE YOU****
5...single or taken?I'm like the fuckin pope
6...simple or complicated? both
****DO YOU PREFER****
8...flowers or angels? Angels.
9...grey or gray? grey
10...colour or black n white photos? Black n white
I took out 11 because its retorical
12...sunrise or sunset? sunset
13...M&Ms or skittles? M&M's all the way
14...rap or rock? rock
15...staying up late or waking up early? Staying up late
16...TV or radio? radio
17...calling it POP or SODA?pop
18...using Xz or Os in Tic-Tac-Toe? X'z 19...water or alcohol? alcohol, but water feelz
better after.
20...eating apples or grapes? an apple a day keeps the doctor away, AAHHHEEMMM, BULLSHIT
***ONCE AGAIN, DO YOU PERFER**** 23...being hot or cold?hot
24...short or tall members of the opposite sex?Either or
26...emeralds or rubies? Rubies
Once again retorical.
28...having 10 acquaintances or 1 best friend? 2 or 3 mayb bests.
30...vanilla or chocolate ice cream? U can do soo much with coco plants.
31...hot dogs or hamburgers? hamburgerz bebe!!
32...green beans or carrots? That n then some.
33...low fat or fat free? Its all bullshit. Do u really think they want u to lose
weight?NO! They want u to have 2 take their shit 4 the rest of your life. They wouldn't
make money any other way.
MISCELLANEOUS****
34...What is your biggest fear in the world? Watching every 1 I love die around me....&
being left as the only 1.
35...Kids or no kids? Indecisive
36..Cat or dog? Both. I love animals.
37.. Half empty or half full? I try to make it half full, but its really hard sometimes.
39..Hard cover books or soft cover book? hard cover
40...newspaper or magazine? There's never any good news.
41...Sandles or sneakers? Depends if i'm sk8ing or not.
42...Wonder or amazement? Amazement
43...Red car or white car? Red
44...Happy and poor or sad and rich? Happy and poor
45...Singing or dancing? Umm both?
46...Hugging or kissing? Umm both?
48...Purple or green ? They look great togethr
Skip that shit.
ABOUT U
retorical
52...nickname? Crash & Joelcifer
54...Names of siblings? Andy, Michelle, Norma-Jean & Kathy
55...ages of siblings? 34, 37, 39, & 40. Obviously, I'm the baby.
56...Number of candles that appeared on your last b-day cake? I've never made a big deal
or ever really celabrated my birthday.
57...Date that you regularly blow them out? Never done it.
58...Pets? Dog:Sativa & Cat: Shadow.Both girlz Yeeeshh!!!
59 is......u guested it! Retorical!!!
60...Eye colour? brown
****HAVE YOU EVER****
63...been toilet pappering? Hellz yeah
64...Where do u want to live : California!! surfin baby!!!!
66...What kind of job you want? 1 that can support my style of life.
67...Do you want to get married? Not sure.
****WHO****
68...makes you laugh the most? My buddy Chris.
69.shyest person? I can b sometimes.
70...is the most outgoing? They're a dying breed.
71...is the most fun to be around? Everyone. I think in some way we share a conciousness.
Sure i'm a hippy! So what?
72...Knows the most about you? My buddy Chris & he doesn't even know that much.
73...Has it easier--guys or girls? guys
****WHICH IS BETTER**** 74...Croutons or bacon bits? Crouton's
75...2 doors or 4 doors? 4 doors
76...A&W or McDonalds? McDonalds
77..Coffee or ice cream? Ice cream 78...Shampoo or conditioner? conditoiner
79...Bridges or tunnels? Tunnelz
80...One pillow or two? two
Dammit!!!!
82...Salad dressing? Ceasar
83...toothepaste? crest
85..food? Subs or Pita's if i feel like eatin fast n healthy. Sometimes i don't give a
shit.
86...Song of the moment? Master of Puppets r pullin my strings.
Favorite/Best:Imagine by John Lennon
87...Friend? Those with whome i trust
88...animal? Shadow
89...Flower? Daisy
90...color? Blue
92...non-alcoholic drink? Chocolate Milk
93...Sport to watch? UFC
94...Country song:Cry me a Fuckin River.
95...Disney character? Fievel or how evr the hell u spell it.
96...Warner brothers? Wakko definately
****RANDOM QUESTIONS****
97...When was your last hospital check-up? Can't remember
98...Where do you see yourself in 10 yrs years? on a different plain
99...What do you do most often when you are bored? Play video games.
100...Name the person that you are friends with that lives furtherest away ? My cousin
jeremy.
101...Are you in a gang or club? Yeah, I'm in the fuck gang's club
102...favourite article of clothing? Birthday Suit
103/4...Are you a player? Games aren't cool when it comes to that
105...Can you be in love with two people at the same time? If u can i don't think u know
what "In Love",really means.
106...Who do you think will respond to this the fastest? I don’t care
107...Do you think anyone will reply? Meh.
108...Who is the person that will least likely send back to? someone who doen't like what
they see.
109...Who is the person that you will most likely send this to? Any1
110...Most humiliating moment? Being told of things that i sometimes do, when i've been
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