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I call myself Jamie
but my real name is matt
i grew up in Kitchener
but we call it K-dot
im the oldest brother
out of four kids
And when they grow up
they better not become skids
i like to write poems
and go out and have a blast
to all thoes who hate me
you can kiss my redneck ass
when it comes down to the ladies
im as smooth as a cactus
my skills reak up the room
because i missplace my tactics
im eightteen, and ive got a few good Peeps
abby hates his nicknames
and D snores when he sleeps (worst ryme EVER)
Ice-T is mad at me
G and i barely talk
but they’re still good peeps
but hot so we all Gawk (wow this is getting worse and worse)
i babysitt every day
and somtimes im Free
Free to do whatever i want
and i do it with glee
though now i am jobless
i really dont care
cuzz im gonna be a WRESTLER
like Benoit, and Shawn O’Haire
like, Lesnar, Angle, The tri-H’ster too
but nobodly likes the guy
cuzz he wrestles like a Jew (ahh ha ha stop being a minority)
My heros are Bam,
and the guy who played Lestat
but i can’t be as skinny as him
my belly is too fat (see pictures)
but now im getting bored
off all these rymes
so unless you Message me
i say
later times

-JamieKarnage