I'm a complete perv.
Deal with it.
Giggity Giggity
Isn't it kind of odd that when your tolerance goes up, your intolerance goes up
too?
I once thought I knew someone cool...I later realized it was just me.
Past Interludes:
J_Digital - Back Breakin' (2002 - 160kb/60.75Mb - tracked Big Beat, Funky &
Electro-Breaks)
http://www.mydatabus.com/public/unlikelymessiah/z/JDigitalBackBreakin.mp3
J_Digital - (not quite)Live @ Projekt:Grimesauce (2006 - 192kb/79.95Mb -
Breaks, Hip-Hop & a little bit of D&B; starts with my favorite intro & track so far)
http://www.mydatabus.com/public/unlikelymessiah/z/J_DigitalnotquiteLiveatProjektGrimesauce
.mp3
So there you are.
Please note that these sets are not completely indicative of my full skills with VTT, or
my tracklists (as anyone who's heard me play a house-party or one of my old jams can tell
you).
For some reason, my recorded sets are never as good as the real deal - I'm guessing the
vibe is different when I have no audience.
Anyhow, feedback is always appreciated.
Codename(s): Dr. Sin, J Digital, unlikelymessiah (and many, many
more)
Skill(s): Jack-of-all-trades, Father, Composer/Live P.A., crash-test
dummy, world’s largest snail
Goals: To conquer the world with my giant robot army, and enslave the
human race to make wallets in my sweatshops for export to indonesian countries.
It’s how I’ll make my first million.
Then (not unlike Professor Farnsworth), I shall use the money to create a race of atomic
supermen, and crush all those who oppose me.
Other: PREPARE TO READ, FOOL.
“Those who hate most fervently must have once loved deeply; those who want to deny
the world must have once embraced what they now set on fire.”
You must be over 13 to join purerave?
It should be 18.
Pedophiles.
Speaking of which, if you are under the age of 18,
DON'T EVEN BOTHER MESSAGING
ME...ESPECIALLY IF YOU'RE FROM KANSAS.
I have no time for children other than my own.
My profile says "attached & looking".
This doesn't mean I'm leaving the g/f I have...I love her too much, so NEVER.
What it does mean is that if you're female and interested, there may be a place in our bed
for you as well.
Apply within.
No greasy skanks, please.
Most people see me as a deeply disturbed individual. In reality, I AM pretty damn
disturbed, but mostly just misunderstood.
How much of it is "insanity", and how much isn't is probably a matter of
opinion.
In my eyes, I feel the world views me as nothing more than a crazy person.
Just remember, that there is a fine line between genius and insanity, and decide from
there which I am.
You may be surprised.
I believe that virtually everyone sucks but me.
This is proven more and more each day.
I like the 4 B's: BOOZE, BONGS, BROADS and BELLIGERENCE.
I no longer work with dangerous chemicals all day, which makes me healthier, and/or more
dangerous.
At night, I build weapons of mass destruction to use while plotting against the Americans
in my urban terrorist way.
If you believe the second part, then you’re a complete dipshit, and might need to keep
reading.
Or fuck off. That’s good too.
I am a Live P.A., but I don’t get gigs because (choose one):
a) I’m lazy, and don’t make demos
b) DJs are afraid technology will render them obsolete
c) Everyone’s a DJ nowadays, and companies will only book people that have bothered to
make names for themselves
d) Nobody can handle my "realness"
e) Unlike most DJs, I’m not horribly overpriced, which scares promoters into thinking I
suck
f) I’m an angry, hateful man, and promoters are afraid I’ll kill the audience
g) Everybody loves Raymond, are brainwashed, and must be stopped
IF YOU ARE FROM KANSAS, DON’T MESSAGE ME.
There’s only one exception to this rule, and they know who they are.
I have no time for dullards.
Also, don't hate on ICP because most of their fans are retards...some of us like
them, yet still feel their fan-base is primarily retards, and would beat on those kids
until they were a mushy pulp.
From: Electrobear
To: DixonSyjah
Posted: Thu Jun 24, 2004 10:02 am
Subject: Offensive postings
I have to say all of the postings you’ve made here have been offensive. Our community is
based on respect for fellow members and while we generally remove few posts we’ve been
forced to remove all of yours.
I can only assume you’ve come here wishing to cause trouble and I’d like to ask that you
leave. If you are interested in learning more about electrostimulation by all means stay
but contribute positively to the community rather than posting the junk you’ve posted up
until now.
Thanks,
EB
Critical Information
You have been banned from this forum.
Please contact the webmaster or board administrator for more information.
I don’t need no instructions to know how to ROCK!
"Threesome" does NOT include your b/f.
You can’t bring him EVER...just get fucking naked and service us, beeoch. :thumbsup:
I’m reading a book right now...it’s called fuck off.
I like:
- harassing idiots
- making off-colour comments
- bashing things with a pointed stick
- GTA: San Andreas
- getting confuckulated
- hating people/things/the world
- movies
- music
- wild sex
- big butts, and I cannot lie...
If ignorance is bliss, why is everyone in the world so pissed off?
I hate:
- the human race/humanity
- Citi-ots
- Kansas, and just about anyone living there
- "rave" message boards...or anything that has the word "rave" in it,
really
- lately, I find myself hating the suffix "core"...lots.
- boy-bands
- prosti-tots
- "pop"...unless it’s someone capping a "popstar"
- Missisauga transit, especially near the airport, because all the busses smell like
rancid indian spice, and that's just not cool anywhere
- weather that isn’t "clear"
- the media’s propaganda
- traffic
- being asked for anything by someone I don’t know
- Nauga-gin, as it has come to be known after my exploit
- lots of other stuff
Fight the power of cheese.
A brief synopsis of what I am:
I am a being that had once ascended to the fourth dimension of reality.
While there, I commited unspeakable atrocities against that particular level of reality.
As a result of this, I have been sentenced to return here, to what I consider to be a
three-dimensional Hell.
This serves as a constant reminder of paradise lost, and causes me to wish nothing but
destruction upon an inferior level of beings. - L0RD V01D, of the Fifth
Dimension
Because popular music simply recycles good ideas continuously, the perfect pop
song could be written by combining the best of those ideas into one track.
Hence, Pop Will Eat Itself.
I’m adding this line (and several others) for no other reason than to drag my profile out
to 30 pages...because it’s trendy, apparently. Also, I'm sure the time you've wasted
scrolling down this far and reading my profile has irritated you to no end, and you want
to scream. If so, mission accomplished. If not, have some more:
I have a raging libido. If this is a problem, then fuck off. If not, then brace yourself.
Mathematics: my nuts + your chin = mouthful
I am a god of a man...and by "god", I mean I want you to worship me as such. I
may not be able to perform miracles, but I won’t abandon you like some OTHER gods out
there.
=PHILOSOPHY TIME WITH SIN=
Is your sphincter cutting off the cirulation to your head?
If intelligence was money, you’d be in debt.
Why is it that when chicks are really hot, they're also usually really fucking
crazy?
Do fat chicks give the best head because they're hungry?
If aliens landed in the deep south, would they be probed?
If you are unconscious, and you fall down, do you make a sound?
=END OF LESSON=
Yeah. I own you. You can admit it.
I’m sure you want to come and act like you know me just by reading my profile; if this
sounds like you, then you’re probably a tool, and will make me mock you horribly until you
cry like a little bitch.
But if you don’t know me and want to, I will talk to you until such time that I grow tired
of your bullshit and tell you to eat a fat one, or grow fond of you and we hang out.
Either way, I win.
This is another paragraph to fill out my profile, and jump on that
ultra-mega-happy-cool bandwagon.
Maybe I should start shopping at Old Navy, and listening to dance music, and start using
this space to whine about teeny-bopper crap like how SHOCKING it was when Dawson banged
Pacy in the ass making him scream like the bitch he is, so I can be like all those other
profiles.
I’d be the coolest then...oh, wait, no I wouldn’t...what the hell?
Sure, I’m self-absorbed, but not as much as the rest of the people you’ll meet on here.
I don’t know you, but if you can’t take a joke, I definately hate you. I spit on you and
your family. I hope your pets get worms the size of rats, and I’ll never stop sticking the
pins into that voodoo doll I made of you when you weren’t looking.
If you have read my profile to this point, you are FAR too interested in what I
have to say...which is perfect, because now I can have you join my cult.
Give me your wallet. Give in to your destiny.
No?
Then go forth, be fruitful and multiply.
In layman’s terms, that means fuck off.
Got any last words?
Yeah.
Yeah, I got some last words...
FUCK ALL Y'ALL!
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