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Intanjible |
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Awestruck  - Mood history |
| Real Name: |
Intanjible |
| Gender: |
Male |
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Not specified |
| Location: |
U.S.A. |
| Birthdate: |
Mar 22, 1981, I'm 27 and a Aries |
| My +Buddies: |
choker, djdeepness, fallen_angel, freakyfoot, SexyBeast, TinUH |
| +Buddy Of: |
bravestardmc, choker, djdeepness, fallen_angel, freakyfoot, Glimmerskin, lunacee, Rob_Paradox, SexyBeast, TinUH, yourgodmydamn, Zer0 |
| Bio: |
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I am a lead kite in flight.
If I seem to hate you, believe me, I hate myself exponentially more.
Respect is the fine line dividing jealousy and admiration. Very few have mine.
I'm also an involuntarily celibate narcissist with abysmal self esteem.
At almost any given point, I am so angry you could measure my blood pressure with a
dipstick, and yet I am surprisingly pale.
I'm uglier than you and will most likely end up resenting you for it. Because of this, if
you're a guy on here who has a bunch of comments from girls regarding your favorable
appearance, try not to get within arm's reach of me, because I will make any effort I can
to rip you the fuck apart, you pampered, prissy, pretty-boy piece of shit.
If religion is the opiate of the masses, then television is surely the laxative.
Movies are to life what fruit flavors are to cough syrup.
You have one face. Calling whatever album you decide to bombard with pictures of yourself
"The Many Faces of So-and-So" is fucking retarded. Just because you've managed
to capture the one vaguely photogenic angle you have doesn't mean it's a good idea to post
it to death. On the topic of albums containing oneself, stop naming these fucking things
"Vanity" or derivatives and synonyms of that word. Thank you, I know you're vain
you vapid cunt, and you don't know what I'd give to whisk a decanter of carbolic acid in
your smug pretty face.
Transvestites are amusing. Drag queens are aggravating.
If you're one of those people who has to put one or more asterisks, exclamation points,
parentheses or some other symbol by your name so that it wil be closer to the top of the
members online list, please, go fucking yawn underwater.
Over the years I began to realize it was easier to hate myself than to develop affections
for a woman in the futile hopes that they could be reciprocated.
For those of you keeping score, as far as my musical concerns, I enjoy trance, house,
breaks, drum and bass, alternative, classical, a bit of industrial every now and again, I
can't stand country, I have a bit of an affinity for rhythm and blues, I like decent
hip-hop, but for some reason I can't stand most jungle. When I listen to it, it's like I'm
being shot at with a machine gun and every shot is missing, and it gets on my nerves so
much I just want one of the fucking bullets to hit me and get it over with. I think it
also has something to do with the inherent attitude of any male who calls himself a
"junglist" on this site. I don't know what the fuck "boh" means, I
don't think I've ever "rinsed out", and this thug bullshit a lot of you like to
convey makes me want to revoke your fucking birth certificates.
Concerning other types of music, while we're at it emo is the absolutely worst fucking
sonic disturbance to ever accost my senses. If emo appeals to you, odds are I will not
recognize you as a sentient being and henceforth reject your presence.
Also, whatever you do, if you're a member of this site you absolutely must adhere to
strict guidelines. Post the same pictures that everyone else does, but never accept any
criticism for not being able to think for yourself! Everything you type should be
misspelled atrociously, and when you name any gallery be sure to use all sorts of insipid
symbols before and after the name, because you are the first person ever to do that.
Nobody else has ever considered interchanging letters for numbers or typographical
symbols. You're a true fucking pioneer.
I'm not a huge fan of America, but don't expect me to kiss your ass if you're Canadian.
That and if you think that little Calvin-pissing-on-something logo featuring the American
flag with the caption "I AM CANADIAN" on it in all fucking caps is cute and/or
clever, then you're a fucking idiot. Not only was Bill Watterson (the creator of Calvin
and Hobbes for those of you with a fucking ounce of respect) born in Washington, D.C., but
he never gave permission for his creations to be strewn about everywhere. In other words,
he didn't sell out, unlike the majority of you cretins on here.
Take the following as you will, but if you post pictures of pretty-boy, mincing, pansy-ass
faggoty males kissing one another, recognize indeed, that you are a hypocrite. None of you
who post that garbage would post something like two gay, hairy lumberjacks kissing, but if
it's two skinny queers with plucked eyebrows, then it's just fine. The same thing goes
with lesbians. I don't give a shit if it is Angelina Jolie and Christina Aguilera with
their tongues on each other's snatches, there aren't pictures of Ellen DeGeneres and Rosie
O' Donnell going down on one another, so why the double standard? Is the lesson supposed
to be that homosexuality is okay, but only if both people are beautiful?
I'm not attuned to the retarded lingo a lot of you on here speak either, such as the
phrase "that's jokes" for example. By the context involved, I'm taken to believe
that it's meant to imply something is funny, but I guess it's not cool to say something is
funny outright, you have to go out of your way to sound like a fucking retard.
"That's jokes". No, asshole, you're the joke. |
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My Gallery• Demotivators (13, 13 new  )
I figure I’ll probably be making a few more of these to express the discontent I have for aspects of society and of the members of this website, so while I’m at it I might as well beat a dead horse and put it in a format you gastropods will understand. If you see these anywhere else on this website, rest assured, they originated here. • Emoticoncepts (14, 14 new )
Home to "Blush" and many other emoticons I’ve made. • Focal Dichotomy (40, 40 new )
Approach with caution. • Sleights of Hand (6, 6 new )
Contained in this album is artwork either unattached to any particular canonical conjurings of mine or attached to those which have been abandoned. • This is me. (5, 5 new )
Instead of a hundred pictures each with several comments, I’ll just put up a few and hope people comment several hundred times. My Reviews• Movie: Baby Mama (2008-07-30)
• Movie: Hard Candy (2008-07-05)
• Movie: Juno (2008-02-23)
• Movie: Superbad (2008-01-22)
• Movie: Sweeney Todd (2007-12-26)
• Movie: Transformers (2007-07-09)
• Movie: Alphadog (2007-06-29)
• Movie: Spider-Man 3 (2007-05-24)
• Movie: Stranger than Fiction (2007-04-30)
• Movie: TMNT (2007-04-30)
• View Reviews My Poems• The Excursion Divine (0 | 2008-06-29 )
• Lead Kite in Flight (2 | 2006-03-27 )
• Release (8 | 2006-03-27 )
• Elucidation (5 | 2004-08-27 )
• Stiflerisms (9 | 2004-03-18 )
• Psyrcle (6 | 2004-03-07 )
• A Heart Asunder (4 | 2004-02-29 )
• Critical (3 | 2003-12-11 )
• This Spirit Cleft (4 | 2003-12-11 )
My JournalAutonomic Rumination (72 )
Music History My Attended EventsLogin to view.
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