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thoughts that travel in one direction yet lead nowhere; can be overcome by realising one
has gone the wrong way, then exploring the same avenue in the opposite direction.

I can prove the care bears are evil (especially if u'r irish)

i have a theory on the blackout of the eastern seaboard. i don't think it was an
accident.

any1 who uses a word more than 7 letters long when they're drunk is an asshole

i'm a microwave/toaster oven chef

I solved spontaneous human combustion years ago (but who do u tell that to???)

i once plotted to take over ethiopia and rename it utopia (then sum1 told me they'd
just stabalised their economy and throwing them into civil unrest could undo years of
progress)

they say life is like a bad joke. y because a joke is only truly funny at the end. not
many ppl like the punchline no matter how hilarious

if i make a promise it means i'll try, if i give my word i'll die be4 i lie

neva be afraid of talkin to a gyal.....y?.... think of it this way..... ur eatin ur
favourite food and ya find 1 of ur dog's hairs in it.... the girl's the food... the hair
is rejection..... u really gonna let one hair ruin ya favorite food? huh are ya....
well... that's what i thought now finish ur cat fur sandwich bitch..... god i need
sleep....

i gave my word i would never
know anything, instead of knowing i think about, therefore my mind is eternally open to
new
concepts. i know i will never know anything

i am not a jealous boy friend but i am a jealous lover. i'm only jealous when i'm in love
with a girl. sex is not making love and could never replace it (although really good sex
is a close second).

the myths of the male orgasm: when a guy cums sex is not over, he just
needs a minute til he's not too sensitive to continue (although i'd love to be tied up
and
taken past the pleasure i willingly recieve) (when having sex
the first time is for me, the second for her, the third for both of us)
secondly men
experience true orgasms less often than women. since most men don't even know what one
feels like we don't know what we're missing and assume that an orgasm and cumming are one
in the same. most men don't ever experience a true orgasm because women have assumed a
point of power where they're the important ones to please. as such women are no longer
real lovers, they just have sex with men. the irony being that women who long for love
will never reciprocate the love they wish for and therefore are less likely to be loved
whereas men, in ignorance of our own desire are left happy with the illusion of love.
though i know the difference it has not enriched my life, searching for a woman who is a
lover is akin to finding a beautiful baby. we all pretend and will say they are just to
make every1 happy with the illusion we create.......... (i don't actually mean no babies
are beautiful but very few are........ i saw my own baby pictures and i wasn't cute in
the
least)

"you do it to yourself, ya do
and that's why it really hurts..."

emoticons i need: jadded, discontent,