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[center]to my dearest BRANDY, ROCKY, N MICHAEL*
*the oath of our friendship*
sticks n stones may break my bones
but whips n chains excite me
so tie me up
n hold me down
n show me that you love me!


[center] N O 0 I3: but hmm tell me a story then
sureouttaluck07: lol hmmmmmm let me think
sureouttaluck07: i can tellyou the story about ghey man
N O 0 I3: hmm
N O 0 I3: this better be good then
sureouttaluck07: lol ill try
sureouttaluck07: once upon a time there was this ghey man.....whos only pleasure in life
was sex....he had it so offten that he grew bord of it so he thought he would become a
super hero.
N O 0 I3: hmm
sureouttaluck07: raping any villian that came his way......so one day in ghey mans
lil town of dildo canada. came the worst villian of all time. time warp man
N O 0 I3: oh noessss what happened then?
sureouttaluck07: time warp man had the abblity to do the best time warp of all time *
the dance* he was so good it even distracted ghey man from his raping. time warp man
would
dance ghey man into a trance leaving him stupidified. and time warp man would rob. dildo
canada of all its suveniors.
N O 0 I3: what a bastard
sureouttaluck07: so when ghey man came out of his danced trance. time warp man was
clean gone and dildo cananda was suveniorless. Ghey man was stumped....he couldn't figure
otu how time warp man could distract him from his raping. so ghey man came up with a
plan
N O 0 I3: this better be some plan :o
sureouttaluck07: ghey man figured he would make the biggest suvenior of all time and
paint the words Dildo Canada on it. so Time warp man couldn't help but try to steal it.
Ghey man would place this suvenior in the middle of Dildo. and wait beind a polar bear.
ghey man waited so long . he waited and waited. finally time warp man came and just as
Ghey man was about to rap Time warp man. penguins came and bit Ghey mans ass. ghey man
let
out such a scream people in topeka kansas could hear him. time warp man started to dance.
and dance he did. he danced his lil feet off. but as he danced he didn't realized the the
middle of Dildo was a lake. and it was forzen. Time warp man kept on dancing he danced
and
caused what we scientist like to call friction. which caused him to melt the ice. he feel
through.
N O 0 I3: oh noes
sureouttaluck07: "help ghey man, HELP ME!!!" screamed Time warp man.
"i will only help you if you let me rap you!!!" pronouced ghey man. "since
you are the only Villian in Dildo i havn't rapped i must do so." ghey man said with
a trumpic smile. "screw that!!! there is no way im letting you get that close to my
ass!!! i would rather die here." wined time warp man. "i will dance my way to
hell, you are by far the worst super hero of all time." "the hurts"cried
ghey man " i can't help it if i like to give and take it up the ass." they
continue to agrue while time warp man is in the freezing water. by this time , time warp
man has a sufver case of hypothermia.
N O 0 I3: lol
sureouttaluck07: and time warp man only had only enough heat in his body to say
these last words. "damn you ghey man, and all your ghey ways." so ghey man
finds time warp mans evil lair and returns the suviners to the citizens of Dildo. and
they
all live happily ever after
N O 0 I3: sweet
N O 0 I3: that story was so ghey
sureouttaluck07: thtas not the point did it intertain you?
sureouttaluck07: entertain you*
N O 0 I3: mildly
sureouttaluck07: you didn't like my story?
N O 0 I3: it was alright
sureouttaluck07: it might not of entertained you but it sure did entertain my
friend
N O 0 I3: lol
N O 0 I3: whos your friend?
sureouttaluck07: michael?
N O 0 I3: she cute?
sureouttaluck07: im on the fone with his sorry butt hes still laughin
N O 0 I3: lol
N O 0 I3: x;
N O 0 I3: he
N O 0 I3: x;
sureouttaluck07: hes cute if thats what you mean
N O 0 I3: ah


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