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"You tried your best and failed miserably. The lesson is never to try."
-Homer J. Simpson


Um...I work, at Springfield's nuc-u-lar power plant for Mr. Burns. I'm a safety
inspector...whatever that means, I only had to take the trianing course three times before
I got the job! I spend a lot of my time sleeping...especially at work, why sleep at home
when I'm paid to go there!

When I'm not at work I'm usually at Moe's

MmMMmMMMmmMM.....BEER!!

Hold on!


**crack fizz**

Gulp gulp gulp gulp...that'ts better, a nice Icy cold Duff Beer.

OH!! Once I got the Toxic waste handeler of the month award in October of 1990

I have a family too...my lovely wife Marge, my aweful aweful son Bart, then theres
Lisa...and....um...

Marge! Hey Marge!!! Whats The babies name?
Oh yeah! Maggie and of course Santa's little helper our dog.