| Bio: |
I'm still searchin for that one guy or girl that can make me happy for the rest of my
life. I've been with my girlfriend for four years and just casually dating guys. I love
my girlfriend Jamie so much!!! I just want that guy who can handle everything I can
give!!!
JUGGALETTE FOR LIFE!
Boogie Woogie Wu (I.C.P.)
The beast lives out of the raging storm in the dead of night
The ravenous, blood-sick creatures searches for it's sacrifice
Through the hideous darkness, it lurches, driven by death itself
Only the satisfaction of slaughter will cause it to return to
The darkness from which it came"
Boogie woogie woogie woogie wu(2x)
[Violent J]
Boys and girls, it's nighty night time
Happy J the Clown has a nursery rhyme
It's about, The Boogie Woogie Man
Keep your light on as long as you can
Cuz when it cuts off, so does your head
Boogie Woogie Woogie waits under your bed
With a shank, splah!, up through the bottom
Little Jimmy Jimmy, uh, got em
"It's the one and only Boogie Man
He creeps, he hides, he sneaks, he slides
If you little feetsies are hanging off the edge of the bed
You're running on stumps motherfucker!!!"
[Violent J]
Well, moonlight fills the room that you sleep in
Things go bump in the night, me creeping
Ouch! Fuck! I stubbed my toe
If you'd just quit leaving your shit all over the fucking floor
Fuck it, you're dead anyway
And I'm gonna leave your head smack dab in the hallway
In the morning, when your daddy walks out
AAAAHHH!!! His foots in your mouth, thanks to the Boogie Man
[Chorus (1x)]
Boogie woogie woogie woogie wu (here comes the boogie man)
Boogie woogie woogie woogie wu (haha haha haha haha)
Boogie woogie woogie woogie wu (make way for the boogie man)
Boogie woogie woogie woogie wu (mom! dad! ah! no!)
[Violent J]
"Does the Boogie Man really exist?"
Well, is your mother a bald-headed freak bitch? yes
You fall asleep and you wake up dead
With a broken broom sticking out your forehead
I sing lullabies till you dose off
Tie you down and chew your fuckin toes off
And then spit em out back in your face
Splat! Fuck, wash your feet bitch!
"The world's famous Boogie Woogie Wu will come to you
Slumber parties, sleepovers, intimate nights
What the occasion for the midnight hour
He will gladly come and fuck that shit up"
[Violent J]
I don't beat woman, fuck that, I'm about it (no no)
But I'll cut her fucking neck and think nothing of it
"I bet you didn't know the Boogie Man was a clown
But when you see the juggla, your holding your jugular"
With a swing, chop, stab, swing, chop
You're holding your neck together, but your nuts drop
And the cops do the best they can
They pull the axe out your face and say
"Was it the Boogie Man?"
[Chorus (1x)]
"Please don't let me fall asleep
Cuz the Boogie Man will creep
Through my window in my room
Stab me with a broken broom
Please don't let me fall sleep
Cuz the Boogie Man will creep
Through my window in my room
Stahhh... Boogie Woogie Woogie!"
"It's the incredible, undeadable Boogie Man
Go ahead, pull the covers over your head
Hide under them, he don't give a fuck
It'll just make it that much more easier
For him to suffocate your face!"
[Violent J]
There's three ways to stop me from doing what I do
What? you think I'm a tell you
"Mom, can you leave the door open a bit?"
Thanks, an easy way in, you fucking idiot
Now I stretch your neck out and play in like a banjo
Boomchicka boomchicka like that shit, yo?
Then I stretch it out more and fling your head through the wall
It's the Boogie Man y'all
[Chorus (1x)]
Neden Game (I.C.P.)
Host: Lets meet contestant number one he`s a skitzophranic serial killa klown who says
women love his sexy smile lets find out if his
charm
will work on Sharon,Sharon? whats your question.
Sharon: Contetsant number 1 i belive first impressions last forever, so let`s say you were
to come over to my parents house and
have dinner with me and my family, tell me what you would do to make that first impression
really stick?
Contestant # 1: well lets hmm see id have to think about it i might show up in a tux HA!
but i doubt it id probably just show up
naked
like i always do and look your mama in the eye and tell her FUCK YOU! hurry up bitch im
hungry i smell spaghetti, i pinch her
loopy ass and tell her get the food
ready your dad would probably start trippin, and get me pissed, id have to walk up and
bust him in the fuckin lips! its dinnertime!
were hearin grace from your
mother i pull a forty out and pour some for your little brother im steady starin at your
sister, ill tell ya this, ya know for only 13 SHE
GOT SOME BIG TITS! after
that, your dad would try to jump again, but only this time id put the 40 to his chin after
your mom does the dishes and the
silverware, id dry fuck her till i nut in my
underwear
~~~laughter & applause~~~
HOST: now lets meet contestant number 2 hes a psychopathic deranged crack head freak who
works for the dark carnival he says
women call him stretch nutz
Sharon, lets hear your question...
SHARON: i like a man whos not afraid to show his true emotions a man who expresses himself
in his own special way number 2, if
u fell in love with me,
exactly how would you let me know?
Contestant # 1: first thing, i could never love you, you sound like a witchy bitch yo FUCK
YOU!! but if i did, id probably show you
that i care by takin all these other mutha fuckas outta here id go through your phone
book, and whack em all, then find contestant
number one and break his fuckin jaw (WHAT!!)?? anyone that looked at you would have to
pay, id be blowin fuckin nuggets off all
day id grab your titties, and stretch em down past your waist, let em go and watch em both
spring up in your face i`d sing
love songs to ya the best i can get ya naked and hit it like a CAVE MAN!! we go to tha
beach and walk through the sand i throw a
little in your face and say im just
playin as you spit it all out, i rub your back, and grab your underwear and WEDGE IT UP
YOUR ASS CRACK!!
~~~laughter and applause~~~
HOST: well it sounds like contestant number 2 is just overflowing with sensitivity, Sharon
its a tough choice so far, sharon lets have
your last question and see
whos gonna have the rights to your neden.
SHARON: ok, if we were at a dance club, and you both noticed me at the same time, tell me,
how would you each get my
attention and what would your pick up
line be who ever's the smoothest wins!!
#1: first, id slide up the bar, and tell ya that i cant believe how fuckin fat you are id
say i like the way you make your titties shake,
and if you lost a little weight you'd look like Ricki Lake
#2 FUCK THAT!! youd be jackin me quick, id order you a drink , and stir it with my dick,
and then to get your attention in a
crowded place, id simply walk up and
stick my nutz in your face
#1: yeah freak her with yo nutz that'll get her
#2: TELL HER THAT SHES FAT,
Person In Crowd: YEAH THAT'LL WORK EVEN BETTER
#1: look, fuck you, i got a strong rap shit you dont want contestant number two hes mad
whack i walked in a barn, and there he
was, standin up on a bucket Hooough
tryin to fuck it it was big fuckin smelley ass farm llama
DAMN DAWG!! how ya gonna diss your mama??
~~~champagne popping and laughing~~~
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I'M A STONER AND I LIKE IT...IF YOU DON'T LIKE WHAT I DO THEN FUCK YOU...I'M A STONER FOR
LIFE!!!
I love tattoos and piercing as long as they are in the right places... (piercing the dick
is just wrong) Im about 5'3'' and i weigh about 105. I have long brownish black hair that
goes about midway down my back!!!
13 Ways To Get To A Girls Heart--
1. Hugs her from behind.
2. Grab her hand when you guys
walk next to each other.
3. When standing, wrap your arms around her.
4. Cuddle with her.
5. Dont force her to do ANYTHING!
6. Write little notes.
7. Compliment her.
8. When you
hug her, hold her in your arms as long as possible.
9. Say I love you.....and MEAN IT!
10. Brush the hair out of her eyes
11. Comfort her when she cries.
12. Love her with all your heart
13. Kiss Her On The Forehead.
Girls- Repost this if you think its sweet.
Guys- Repost this if you would do any of
it
Daniel and Jasmine are sitting alone in the park one night....
Daniel: I guess we are the left overs in this world
Jasmine: I think so... All of my friends have boyfriends and we are only the 2 persons
left in this world without any special person in our lives
Daniel: Yup I don't know what to do
Jasmine: I know! We'll play a game
Daniel: What game?
Jasmine: i'll be your girl friend for 30 days and you will be my boy friend
Daniel: That's a great plan in fact i don't got anything to do for the following weeks...
DAY 1:
They watch their first movie and they both touched in a romantic film
DAY 4:
They went to the beach and have a picnic...Daniel and Jasmine have their quality time
together
DAY 12:
Daniel invited Jasmine to a circus and they ride on a Horror House....Jasmine was scared
and she touched Daniel's hand but she touched someone else's hand and they both
laughed...
DAY 15:
They saw a fortune teller down the road and they asked for their future advice and the
fortune teller said: "My darling, Please don't waste the time of your life... SPend
the rest of your time together happily" Then tears flow out from the teller's eyes
DAY 20:
Jasmine invited Daniel to go to the hill and they saw a meteor...Jasmine mumbled
something
DAY 28:
They sat on the bus and because of a bumby road Jasmine gave her first kiss to Daniel by
accident
DAY 29:
11:37pm
Jasmine and Daniel sat in the park where they first decided to play this game...
Daniel: I'm tired Jasmine...Do you want any drinks? I'll buy you one.. I'll just go down
the road
Jasmine: Apple Juice that's all
Daniel: Wait for me....
20mins later... a stranger approached Jasmine
Stranger: Are you a friend of Daniel?
Jasmine: Why yes? What happened?
Stranger: A reckless drunken driver ran over Daniel and he is critical in the hospital
11:57pm
The doctor went out of the emergency room and he handed out an apple juice and a letter
Doctor: We found this in daniel's pocket
Jasmine reads the letter and it says:
Jasmine, This past few days, i realized you are a really cute girl and i am really
falling
for you..Your cherish smile your everything when we played this game..... Before this
game
would end...I wouldlike you to be my girl friend for the rest of my life.... I love you
Jasmine....
Jasmine crumples the paper and shouted:
"Daniel ! i don't want you to die... I love you...Remember that night when we saw a
meteor, I mumbled something... I mumbled that I wish we would be together forever and
never end this game. Please don't leave me Daniel.... I love you! You cannot do this to
me!"
Then the clock strikes 12
Daniel's heart stop pumping
THEN IT WAS THE 30TH DAY........
Guy: "Can we have sex right now?"
>>Girl: "Can we do what?"
>>Guy: "You know, can I be your first, finally?"
>>Girl: "Um.....no."
>>Guy: "Why?"
>>Girl: "Because, 1. you have a girlfriend, who happens to be my
>>friend......."
>>Guy: "So, if you don't tell, I won' tell."
>>Girl: "Besides that, I'm waiting for someone special. Someone that
>>I want to be with for the rest of my life to be my first."
>>Guy: "I'm not special to you?"
>>Girl: "You're my friend. That's all."
>>Guy: looks forward and keeps driving.
>>
>>5 minutes pass.......
>>
>>Guy: starts to run his hand up the girl's thigh.
>>Girl: moves his hand, "Don't touch me!"
>>Guy: tries to kiss her.
>>Girl: screams, "Would you stop."
>>Guy:
continues trying.
>>Girl: moves to the back seat
>>
>>Guy: parks on an abandoned street and gets in the backseat with the
>>girl. Starts to kiss her.
>>Girl: pushes him off and scoots over, "Please, don't do this."
>>Guy: "Don't do what, I know you want it, I can see it in your
>>eyes." Moves over to her and starts to unbutton her pants.
>>Girl: pushes him harder and says, "No, don't."
>>Guy: getting aggravated, punches her and tells her to stop "playing
>>hard to get".
>>Girl: crying, continues to fight.
>>Guy: punches her harder, pulls her pants off, and holds her down.
>>Girl: screams as he penetrates her, "NO, please don't do this to
>>me!"
>>Guy: puts his hand over her mouth.
>>
>>
>>An hour
passes.........
>>Guy: pulls back and wipes himself off.
>>Girl: sits on the corner of the seat, sobbing.
>>Guy: looks at her and says, "You better not tell anybody about
>>this. If you're really my friend, you won't tell anybody about
>>this. You know I love you." He reaches out his hand to touch her
>>cheek.
>>Girl: pulls back, "Just take me home, now."
>>Guy: says, "Alright." Gets in the front seat and drives her home.
>>
>>
>>2 months later.........
>>Girl: "Doctor, what's wrong with me. I haven't had my time of the
>>month in 2 months."
>>Doctor: looks at her, "You haven't been having your "time" for a
>>reason."
>>Girl: looks at him and says, "Why?" dreading the answer that she
>>was sure to receive.
>>Doctor: "You
are pregnant."
>>Girl: faints.
>>
>>The story gets out that she is pregnant, and people start looking
>>to the Guy. He claims that it isn't his because she was sleeping
>>with every guy in the school(which was a lie). He goes to her and
>>tells her, "I'm telling you, if you lie to people and say that I
>>raped you, I'll kill you."
>>
>>The Girl is completely devastated. First, he took her virginity and
>>got her pregnant....then he lied about it. So completely
>>depressed......the girl commits suicide by drug overdose.......
>>Girls, if this story touched you, repost it as "That's Fucked up"
>>Guys, if this story touched you, repost it as "I'll kill any fucker
>>who does this"
>>oh, and if i hear about anybody doing this to anybody else...be them guy or girl.
well...i don't kow what i would do...but it would hurt!
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