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Juggalos ’n’ juggalettes i’m full of clown love so just check some of the pics and give me
some props

my Juggalo name: Midnight Ninja
I’m gettin my hatchet man necklace when i go t hells pit concert i’m ganna be sporting it
like WHATTTTTTTTT

M___ M____ F_____ C____ L___
Its a fill in the blank only los n’ lettes be knowin
I got one thing to say to a Juggalette....LETS GO ALL THE WAY


Marijuana is not a hobby...its a way of life.

pack the bowl, lite the bowl, inhale, hold for long as hell, exhale, repeat.

"the only way to die a great death is to have a kickass life where you live day to
day, blunt to blunt, bowl to bowl, BUD TO BUD."

Juggalo vs Friends


Friend: Calls your parents Mr. or Mrs.
Juggalo: Call your parents Mom or Dad.

Friend: Askes you for your number.
Juggalo: Ask you for their number.

Friend: Will leave you hanging to be with a crowd.
Juggalo: Allways has your back.

Friend: Runs for help in a fight.
Juggalo: Jumps in the fight to help.

Friend: Will bail you stale ass out of Jail.
Juggalo: Will be sittin right next to you saying that was fucking awsome.

Friend: Will help you move out of a house.
Juggalo: Will help you move a dead bodie out of the house.

Friend: Trys to get you to stop somethin thats not exactly rite.
Juggalo: Says fuck it and does it with you.

This story starts almost 13 years back........
The darkness is around me. There is a fire
in the distance.
It’s growing brighter.
And brighter.
The heat is becoming unbearable.
I feel as if I’m falling
The heat still increases.
I see a face in the distance.
As I fall closer to it I find that it’s the Wraith.
He’s greeting me.
Now I know what is fated to happen.
IM GOING TO HELL AND IM KNOWING IT WELL AND I GOT NO PROBLEM SHOWING IT AND GOIN TO JAIL
I’m on my way to my own HELL’S PITT
As I fall into my hells pit and look at Satan all I said is "What" he just gave
me a blank stare I told this bitch he fucks w/ me I’m a fuck him up. Now I own hell and
Satan’s just chillin’ like bein’ my bitch I let that bitch do the dirty work I walk round
my palace of fire kicking mangled body and I have an idea ..........I want an army......
An army of the dead to do my bidding on earth .........so I had a meeting w/ the Wraith to
see what I could do he just was like "why" I told him to fuck shit up .......now
I have my army they are about to be unleashed upon the earth and more will be created as
time comes we will call these mother fuckers juggalos and juggalettes they will rock out
to some of my demons who I send up to keep um in check ...................This is what I
have to say to earth "Get ready for the carnival cause its about to kick your
ass"



---_--Midnight Ninja_ _-_ _ (this is me its my juggalo name i wrote this story)





i’m 6’3" blue eyes lite brown hair and i listen to icp and twiztid blaze esham
jumpstady abk all them and some other shit thrown in there well i’m out like rick james
If your down w/ the fuckin clown hit me up mutha fako

check out the pics to you bitches

LETS JUST GO GET HIGH AND HOT BOX THE TECH BUS


Smokin’ Newports and Sippin’ Faygo... Lifes complete

Get your PHD
PLAYA HATERS DEGREE

songs to listen to ...anything by icp twiztid esham abk jumpsteady dark lotus kmk all that
fun shit

the carnival has come and now its gone now FUCK OFF!!!!!!!!!!!




I’m ganna give one of these mother fuckers a shot


Name: Garrett
Middle Name: Michael
Nicknames: Yates...Midnight Ninja..etc
Day you were born: 16
Birthday: 5/16/89
Sign: tarus
Birthplace: Pittsburgh
Height: 6’2.5"
Hair Color: brown
Eye Color: Light Blue
Righty or Lefty: Righty
Heritage: Beats the fuck out of me
4 words that sum you up: 4 i only need one...god...no i’m not really that stuck up...cool,
laid back,smoker
Bf/gf: Hell no..i got 99 problems and a bitch aint one...yet
Clothing style: Independent...Psychopathic records wear . when i say independent i mean
how i feel no the skate wear
Are you smart?: i pick things up easy do good w/ them depends
How many personalities do you have?:2





Have you ever...

Been so drunk you passed out: no
Put a body part on fire for amusement:o yes
Been hurt emotionally: definitly
Cried over someone of the opposite sex: yea
Been arrested: does takeing an unwilling ride in a cop car count
Wanted to tell someone you loved them: every day
Kept a secret from everyone: do it all the time
Wanted to hook up with a friend: yea
Had a crush on a teacher: theres a fine ass student teacher in our school now
Been on stage: i’m in the high school band so from that pov yes
Stole a car: NOT YET
Been regretful of something: hasen’t every one



------------------FAVORITES---------------------

Shampoo: what evers in the bottle
Soap:zest
Color: blue + black
Day/night:night
Summer/winter: both
Food: no favorites i just eat it all
Movie: S.W.A.T.
Ice cream: vanilla
Non-alcoholic drink: iced Tea
Alcohol: corona
Person: Sarah Bizzel
Vanilla/chocolate: Vanilla
Sweet/sour: sweet
Sport: Rugby
Hugs/kisses: ....sex
Type of music: Underground rap..Psychopathic records..mmfcl
Piercings/tattoos: ears pierced but nothings in it






--------------DO YOU BELIEVE IN-----------------

God: No
Satan: No
Religion: No
Yourself: Occasinally
Your friends: Depends
Santa Claus: no
Tooth fairy: no
Aliens/UFOs: yea
Destiny/fate: no
Love: Yea
Ghosts: Yea
Angels: No




-----------------LIFE-----------------------

Do you have one: sometimes i guess
Do the dishes or leave them in the sink: dishwasher
Who do you go to for advice: myself
Whats the best feeling in the world: Making your g/f feel good through sex or oral sex
Worst feeling: Having the best pet in the world die
Whats the first thing you notice about the opposite sex: Everything
What book had the most influence on your thinking: i stear away from reading
What band has the most influence on you:Insane Clown Posse
Favourite thing to do: Chill listen to music
What are you doing right now: this
Who sent this to you: fjound i from someone
What did you think of the survey: neat




put x’s in the boxes of things you have never done, then at the end, add something that
you’ve never done to the end of the survey


(_) I NEVER HAVE BEEN DRUNK
(_) I NEVER HAVE SMOKED POT
(_) I NEVER HAVE KISSED A MEMBER OF THE OPPOSITE SEX
(x) I NEVER HAVE KISSED A MEMBER OF THE SAME SEX
(x) I NEVER CRASHED A FRIEND’S CAR
(x) I NEVER BEEN TO JAPAN
(x) I NEVER RODE IN A TAXI
(_) I NEVER HAVE BEEN IN LOVE
(x) I NEVER HAD SEX
(x) I NEVER HAVE HAD SEX IN PUBLIC
(_) I NEVER HAVE BEEN DUMPED
(_) I NEVER SHOPLIFTED
(x) I NEVER HAVE BEEN FIRED
(_) I NEVER BEEN IN A FIST FIGHT
(x) I NEVER HAD A THREESOME
(x) I NEVER SNUCK OUT OF MY PARENT’S HOUSE
(x) I NEVER BEEN CAUGHT MASTURBATING
(x) I NEVER HAD SEX WITH A MEMBER OF THE SAME SEX
(_) I NEVER BEEN ARRESTED
(x) I NEVER MADE OUT WITH A STRANGER
(_) I NEVER STOLE SOMETHING FROM MY JOB
(x) I NEVER CELEBRATED NEW YEARS IN TIME SQUARE
(x) I NEVER WENT ON A BLIND DATE
(_) I NEVER LIED TO A FRIEND
(_) I NEVER HAD A CRUSH ON A TEACHER
(x) I NEVER CELEBRATED MARDI-GRAS IN NEW ORLEANS
(x) I NEVER BEEN TO EUROPE
(_) I NEVER SKIPPED SCHOOL
(x) I NEVER SLEPT WITH A CO-WORKER
(_) I NEVER CUT MYSELF ON PURPOSE
(x) I NEVER HAD SEX AT THE OFFICE
(x) I’VE NEVER BEEN MARRIED
(x) I NEVER HAD SEX WITH MORE THAN ONE PERSON WITHIN THE SAME WEEK
(x) I NEVER HAVE POSED NUDE
(x) I NEVER GOT SOMEONE DRUNK JUST TO HAVE SEX WITH THEM
(x) I HAVE NEVER DRIVEN A CAR ILLEGALLY
(_not sure) I HAVE NEVER BEEN ON TV
(x) I HAVE NEVER SNORTED ANYTHING
(_) I HAVE NEVER CHEATED ON ANYONE
(_) I HAVE NEVER STOLE ANTHING FROM SOMEONE I LOVED




person you saw - mom
person who called you - jake
person you called - dad
person to IM you - ryan
person you sent an IM to - some chick i don’t know
person you hugged - Malory
person you kissed - melissa
told you they loved you - My mom tries to but i don’t listen
movie you watched - patriot
person you gave the finger to - everyone theres never just one person
person you missed - melissa
time you had sex - didn’t have it YET
time you smiled - who really cares

HAVE YOU EVER...
dated one of your best friends - yes
loved somebody so much it makes you cry - NO but on the inside i suppose i’m hurt
done drugs - fuck ya drugs is what its alla bout
broken the law - yes
ran away from home -no
broken a bone - nope
cheated on a test - all the ones i can
mooned someone - yep
kissed someone you didn’t know - no
been in a fight - no reason to i scare ppl as is
been on a plane - once
cheated on your boy/girlfriend - i stay true
swam in the ocean - yup

FAVORITES...
colors - black and blue
song - Anything Psychopathic records puts out is fine by me
movie - Swat
band - Insane Clown Posse
solo artist - ABK Esham Blaze
subject - TECH
type of food - i’m a fat kid it don’t really matter
fruit - orange
meat - STEAK BITCHES STEAK
veggie - Tomato
salad dressing - Ranch
animal - dog
month - June july august
restaurant - Veltre’s

RANDOM...
do you cuss - Fuck no i ddon’t fucking cuss what the fuck kind of survey is this fucking
shit
what’s your bedroom like - BLUE VERY BLUE
how many buddies are on your aim buddy list -all american 69
how many are online right now - 18
how many buddies on your buddy list are worth talking to - 12
how many people have you been intimate with - 1
Did you ever almost commit sucicide- thougth about it in depth