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Hum, me...
Well let's break it down.
name: Jessica
nicknames: Jess, Jessy, Jessicer, Jessimacah etc
x. height = 5'9
x. eyes= Shit brown
x. shoe size = 9.5
x. hair color = Brunnette
x. length = Almost to my asssss.
x. piercing = toungue, eyebrow, lip, ears, nose.
x. pets = 1 kitty (heidi) 1 dog (lestat)
Last..
x. movie you rented = Don't rent.
x. movie you bought = Don't buy movies.
x. song you listened to = Somesong from Hairspray
x. song that was stuck in your head = The song above.
x. cd you bought = Don't buy CDs
x. person you’ve called = Coral
x. person that’s called you = Coral
x. tv show you’ve watched = hmmmm, can't remember.
x. person you were thinking of = Henry <3
Do you.....
x. you have a bf or gf = Negative.
x. you have a crush on someone = Yes.
x. you wish you could live somewhere else = Lol, sometimes.
x. you think about suicide = LOL, no.
x. others find you attractive = Maybe?
x. you want more piercings = Yes.
x. you want more tattoos = I would like one first.
x. you drink = I do.
x. you do drugs = Pot<3
x. you like cleaning = Sometimes.
x. you like roller coasters = LOL, YEAHHHH
x. you write in cursive or print = mixture
x. you carry a donor card = Nope.
For or Against
x. long distance relationships= Against.
x. using someone = Against.
x. suicide = Against.
x. killing people = For.
x. teenage smoking = For.
x. doing drugs = For.
x. premarital sex = For.
x. driving drunk = Against.
x. gay/lesbian relationships = FOR.
x. soap operas = For.
x. bands = For.
Have You..
x. ever cried over a girl/boy = Yes.
x. ever lied to someone = Of course. Lying is the new Frontier.
x. ever been in a fist fight = Yes.
x. ever been arrested = No.
What..
x. shampoo do you use = Head and Shoulders.
x. perfume do you use = Hawaiian Ginger
x. shoes do you wear = Uhhh, Airwalks.
x. are you scared of = Heights, Spiders and bingo ladies.
Number..
x. of times I have had my heart broken? Five times.
x. of hearts I have broken? Two.
x. of people I would trust with my life type friends? 3
x. of people I consider my enemies? I love everyone/
x. of scars on my body? Lol, lots form drunken nights.
THE IFS
:x:If I Were A Month I Would Be: HMmm, November ‘cause that’s my birthday month
:]
:x:If I Were A Day of The Week I would be: Friday, ‘cause I love sleeping in on Saturdays
LOL
:x:If I were a time of day I would be: 4:25 ‘cause that’s the high time after my 4:20
joint.
:x:If I were a direction I would be: Horizontal
:x:If I were a piece of furniture I would be-I’d definitely have to be a bed.
:x:If I were a liquid I would be: Urine. Love to feel relieved.
:x:If I were a tree, I would be: Red wood
:x:If I were a flower/plant, I would be: Carnation
:x:If I were a kind of weather, I would be: a nice autumn day, not to cold, not too hot.
Just right.
:x:If I were a mythical creature, I would be: I’d definitely have to be… a centaur,
they’re hot.
:x:If I were a musical instrument, I would be: Piano :]
:x:If I were a vegetable, I would be: corn, out my bum.
:x:If I were a sound, I would be: the sound of the divine wind that comes out after
ingesting taco bell
:x:If I were a car, I would be: LOL A dodge caravan ‘cause it’s so roomy.
:x:If I were a song, I would be: The ABCs
:x:If I were a food, I would be: a rare steak. Love that red bloody meat.
:x:If I were a place, I would be: Hm, Bermuda triangle.
:x:If I were a material, I would be: Velvet or silk or both! Velvety silk.
:x:If I were a taste, I would be: bloody beef.
:x:If I were a scent, I would be: Hawaiian Ginger
:x:If I were a religion, I would be: No fucking clue.
:x:If I were a body part, I would be: a vagina, ‘cause they feel nice.
:x:If I were a subject in school, I would be: Math, so I can commit suicide and end math
for everyone.
:x:If I were a cartoon character, I would be: NARUTO
:x:If I were a shape, I would be: Triangle
:x:If I were a number, I would be: 21, ‘cause that’s also a good age.
Things I absolutely love: Musiccc, Marijuannaaa, friends, family, people
because they’re fun to watch, rainbows, scratch tickets (the bingo and clue ones),
boardgames, video games, Counterstrike, Half life, doing my nails, fake nails, Chinese
accents, the singer’s voice of MSI, fags, lesbians (the lipstick ones! D: ) degrading
females, singing racist songs in the middle of the mall, talking during movies, people who
get mad at me for talking during a movie, comedians (dane cook), colours! (pink, blue,
yellow, purple and some oranges), my English teacher, my geography teacher because I want
to have a child with him, Fresca, cats, dogs, water melon, rare steaks, diamonds, boots,
shoes, English accents, Malibu rum, my cousin Ashley lol, the rest are cool too, but I
loves her lots, this guy Henry I’ve been in love with for a while, thunderstorms,
snowforts, building snowmen, snowball fights, erasing chalkboards, Disney movies, Jennifer
Garner, butterflies, the numbing feeling after being spanked, oral sex, smoking
cigarettes, and hugs.
MUSIC- I love anything that makes my ears smile hmmm, some bands/people I
listen to are Nightwish, Epica, Kataklysm, Cradle of Filth, Children of Bodom, Slayer,
Rhapsody, Dragonforce, amon amarth, Mayhem, Engorged, Gorgoroth, MSI, Alice Cooper, Iron
Maiden, Acid Bath, AC/DC, Soulja boi, Morbid Angel, Mika, Liviathan, Arch Enemy, Pink
ffloyd, apocalyptica, Heart, Busta rhymes, Outkast, Mudvayne, Vanessa Carlton, Spice
Girls, BSB, and others but I’m lazy.
Things I hate/don’t like/have no feelings for: Anything I didn’t list in
likes I guess.
Honestly, no idea what else to say, if you want to hit me up, just do it up:
Gendercide@hotmail.com
don't be afraid to speak with me. :]
P.S. A RECENT STUDY HAS SHOWN THAT 92% OF TEENAGERS TURN EMO.
SO POST THIS IN UR PROFILE IF YOU'RE ONE OF THE 8% WHO STAYED GANGSTA AS SHIT |
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