First off, I love my wife Amanda-Lynn!!!!!!!
6ft 2inches tall, grey eyes, brown hair and I am told that I am cute, but you can be the
judges of that. (that’s me in the picture on the right)
I also think that life is funny, if you can’t laugh, you’re better off dead.
What else? Oh I am an expert swordsman. I love going out on dates, cuz not only does it
mean I can have fun with a girl I like but also I can get away from everyone else. lol
Me and my Friends did a movie called, "A cold day in hell," in spring 2004. It’s
a movie based on the battle of the Bulge in WWII. Ask me about it. WE WATCHED IT IN THE
LOCAL MOVIE THEATRE YO!
Also I really REALLY like girls in tight red shirts. I don’t know why. Red shirts just
drive me absolutly bonkers. I do like removing them from the girls though. *wink wink*
My favourite quote is from Bruce Almighty- Behind every man, there is a woman rolling her
eyes.
Oh yea and I have this strange fascination with saying "the gophers are coming"
don’t ask why.
yet another fav quote- USS Enterprise, shakedown cruise report. I think this new ship was
put together by monkies! Oh she’s got a fine engine, but half the doors won’t open. And
guess who job it is to make it right. -Scotty
Other quote- That green blooded son of a bitch. -Dr. Leonard ’Bones’ McCoy
Don’t take life too seriously, you’ll never get out alive. -Van Wilder
Subway! Eat flesh!- Me
Likes:
Drinking
Any foreign food
Anything british
Girls in tight red shirts
Seafood
Paintball
Baseball
Sword fighting
Fencing
Comedy at club 54
Sex
Animals
Making movies
Writing
Playing e-mail rpgs
chatting
computer gaming (Enter the Matrix and Need For Speed Underground 1 & 2 rule)
Dislikes:
Mushrooms (all kinds)
Drugs
smoking
Soap operas
People who insist that everything I am is wrong
Gophers (kill them)
Liver and onions
clowns (how dare they try to be more funny than me!!!
Beef
The cat in the hat movie
Days without Irish coffee
there’s more but I’m drawing a blank right now.
P.S- The gophers are coming!
Oh ya and one more thing. NO random people asking me to have their children please! I’m
running out of energy from all the other people in line.
Nikki you are the most awsome person on purerave!!!
*About Me*
Name: Simon
Birthday: Sept 22
Siblings: 5
Hair Color: Brown, with blonde sprinkles
Eye Color: Grey
Sexuality: Straight
If you were a crayon what color would you be? Black
Give a song that describes you life? Walking on Sunshine
*Do you?*
Attend School? Home-Ed Corrispondence course
Have a boyfriend/girlfriend? Wife
Do Drugs? No, don’t need it, I am naturally stoned
Drink? Indeed
Smoke? Occasionally
*Either Or?*
Pepsi/Coke? Pepsi
Dr.Pepper/Mr. Pibb? Dr.Pepper
Black/White? Black
Florida/California? Florida
Day/Night? Night
Spring/Fall? Fall
Summer/Winter? Summer
Bath/Shower? Shower
*Favorites*
Color? black
Number? 47
Animal? Raven
Day? Christmas, Halloween and My Bday
Month? July, September and December
T.V. Show? Family Guy, Stargate, Star Trek
Movie? Secondhand Lions
Actor? Karl Urban
Actress? Kira Knightly
Female Singer? Fuck if I know
Male Singer? Zack De La Rocha
Band? Rage Against the Machine
Favorite Song? Rage Against the Machine- Pistol Grip pump
Fav Quote From a song? I’m just a kid, and life is a nightmare
Fav Quote? Don’t take life too seriously, you’ll never get out alive
*Your Peeps*
Who is your......
Craziest Friend? Brian
Most caring Friend? Erica
Best Friend? Brian
Most attractive Friend? Erica and Trisha are a tie
Smartest Friend? Brian
Friend you wish you were closer with? Erica
Dumbest Friend? Melissa
Whose been your friend the longest? Brian, 10 years
*Have you ever?*
Been in an car accident? yes
Done drugs? no
Kissed a person of the same sex? Nope
If not would you? Nope
Stolen anything? yes
Been to a concert? Yep.. ive been to soo many
Seen a celebrity? Several
Almost died? Several times
Tried to kill yourself? No
Been in love? Yes
*What...*
shampoo do you use? Head and Shoulders
Cologne do you use? Some expensive stuff from Paris
shoes do you wear? Nike
are you scared of? Heights, dying alone
*Number...*
of times I have had my heart broken? So many that I just don’t care anymore
of hearts I have broken? None
of continents I have lived in? 2
of people I consider my enemies? My in-laws
*Last*
movie you rented: Hitman
movie you bought: Chronicles of riddick trilogy
song you listened to: Beethovens C***
song you’ve downloaded: White and Nerdy
cd you bought: Daughtry
cd you listened to: Same as above
person that youve called: My Mom and Dad
tv show you’ve watched: Family Guy
person you were thinking of: My wife
*Do?*
you have a bf or gf? HELL YES AND PROUD OF IT!!
you have a crush on someone? yep
you wish you could live somewhere else? Always
you think about suicide? No
others find you attractive? yup
you want more piercings? Naw
you want more tattoos? yup
you like cleaning? when it's needed
you like roller coasters? Meh
you write in cursive or print? Print
you carry a donor card? Yup organ donor
*For or Against*
long distance relationships? Against
using someone? Against!!!!!
suicide? Against
killing people? Depends on the person
teenage smoking? Whatever works for ya
doing drugs? No
premarital sex? yep
driving drunk? nope
gay/lesbian relationships? Yea let ’em do what they want
Layers!!!
LAYER ONE:
-- Name: Simon Paul Squire
-- Birth date: September 22, 1986
-- Birthplace: Buckinghamshire Engand
-- Hair Color: Brown
-- Righty or Lefty: bothy
LAYER TWO:
-- Your heritage: 3 quarters British, 1 quarter spanish
- The shoes you wore today: shoes?
- Your weakness: Not very trusting
-- Your fears: Hieghts, and dying alone
-- Goal you’d like to achieve: Finish My course, keep my job and become a game designer
LAYER THREE:
-- Your most overused phrase on MSN:Wassup?
-- Your thoughts first waking up: Damn I wanna sleep more
-- Your best physical feature: My ass apparantly
-- Your bedtime: about 10 if I want my sanity
-- Your most missed memory:My last day with my dad
-- Your most favorite movies: The fifth element and Treasure planet
[yellow]LAYER FOUR:
-- Pepsi or Coke: Pepsi
-- McDonald’s or Burger King:McDonald's
-- Single or group dates: Single, I like one on one
-- Adidas or Nike: Adidas
-- Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Nestea
-- Chocolate or vanilla: Chocolate
-- Cappuccino or coffee: Cappuccino [yellow]
LAYER FIVE:
-- Smoke: occasionally
-- Cuss: Fucking right
-- Sing: depends on my mood
-- Take a shower everyday: Well bath actually
-- Have a crush: No, I have something better, I have someone I love
-- Do you think you’ve been in love: I am in love
-- Want to go to college: been there, done that, doing it again
-- Like(d) high school: It had its moments
-- Want to get married: done
-- Believe in yourself: yup
-- Get motion sickness:Hell no!
-- Think you’re attractive: I have my days
-- Think you’re a health freak: meh
-- Get along with your parent(s): no.. They drive me fucking NUTS
-- Like thunderstorms: Yes
-- Play an instrument: Does Rock Band count?
LAYER SIX:
In the past month...
-- Drank alcohol: -- Yea
Smoked: Yea I've had two
-- Done a drug: never
-- Had Sex: Hell yes and it was very good sex
-- Made Out: Doy!
-- Gone on a date: Again Doy!!!
-- Gone to the mall?no
-- Eaten an entire box of Oreos: nope
-- Eaten sushi: I wish
-- Been on stage: no but I would have loved to
-- Been dumped: No thank god
-- Gone skating: Nope
-- Made homemade cookie: Hell no
-- Gone skinny dipping: No I can't swim
-- Dyed your hair: no
--Stolen anything: no
LAYER SEVEN:
Ever...
-- Been trashed or extremely intoxicated: Yes for a whole year and not proud of it
-- Been caught "doing something": Maybe
-- Been called a tease: yup
-- Gotten beaten up: Yep
-- Shoplifted: nope
-- Changed who you were to fit in: Not really
LAYER EIGHT:
-- Age you hope to be married: Got married at 20 on the 21st of October 2006
-- Numbers and Names of Children: Boy- Corran
-- Describe your Dream Wedding: Perfect wedding dance, with Shania Twain's- from this
moment, playing.
-- How do you want to die: I plan to live forever, so far so good
-- Where you want to go to college: been there, now doing home-ed
-- What do you want to be when you grow up: Growing up is for n00bs
-- What country would you most like to visit: China
LAYER NINE:
In a guy/girl..
-- Best eye color? Blue
-- Best hair color? blonde
-- Short or long hair: long
-- Height: short
-- Best weight: Its what is inside that counts.
-- Best articles of clothing: Tight red shirt
-- Best first date location: Movie
-- Best first kiss location umm I don’t care
LAYER TEN:
-- # of drugs taken illegally: none
-- # of people I could trust with my life: 3
--#of CDs that I own: 3
--# of piercings: one ear a long time ago
-- # of tattoos: 1
-- # of scars on my body: a lot
-- # of things in my past that I regret: More than I will admit to
x. drank absinthe? = No.
x. drank bleach? = yes.
x. smoked hash oil? = No.
x. smoked wet? = No.
x. crashed a friend’s car? = no
x. stolen a car? = no
x. been to Japan? = no
x. been to Mexico? = no
x. been in a plane? = Yes.
x. been in love? = Yes.
x. been dumped? = Yes.
x. been backstabbed? = Yes.
x. been abandoned? = Yes.
x. shoplifted? = no
x. been fired? = Yes
x. been in a fist fight? = Yes.
x. lost a fist fight? = No.
x. snuck out of my parent’s house? = Yes.
x. been caught sneaking out of my parent’s house? = No.
x. been arrested? = no
x. made out with a stranger? = Yes.
x. stole something from my job? = No.
x. celebrated New Year’s in Times Square? = no
x. been on a blind date? = no
x. lied to a friend? = Yes.
x. been lied to by a friend? = Yes.
x. had a crush on a teacher? = Yes.
x. celebrated Mardi-Gras in New Orleans? = No.
x. been to Europe? = Born there
x. skipped school? = Yes.
x. cut myself on purpose? = No.
x. been married? = yes
x. driven a car illegally? = no
x. been on T.V.? = no
x. cheated on someone? = No.
x. been cheated on? = Yes.
x. played drums? = yes
x. played french horn = No.
x. cried over a boy? = No
x. been in a fist fight? = Yes.
x. been arrested? = no
x. been mugged? = Attempted.
x. killed a man? = No.
PS- This thing is just damn cool!!!!!! lol
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