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I'm Me, no one else can claim to be me and that make me happy. each and every one of us is
an individual, so don't let what other people say or think about you ever make you feel
bad about yourself, your 1 in a 1,000,000. if you remember that then no one will ever be
able to hurt you again.

Anyway let me start with a short intro,

Name. Ste (Schof is you new me from school)
Type Of Person. The Comedian
Can You Trust Me. Yes
Things I Love. Fun Films, My Friends, Meeting New People And Much More.
Things I Hate. People Who Hurt Others, Being Cold And Stupid Films With No Endings.


Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these pink
dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out?"

Who was the first person to say, "See that chicken there... I'm gonna eat the next
thing that comes outta it's bum."

Why do toasters always have a setting so high that could burn the toast to a horrible
crisp, which no decent human being would eat?

If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a song about him?

Why does your Obstetrician, Gynaecologist leave the room when you get undressed if they
are going to look up there anyway?

Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs!

Can blind people see their dreams? Do they dream??

If Wile E. Coyote from the Road Runner had enough money to buy all that ACME crap, why
didn't he just buy dinner?


If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?

If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables,then what is baby
oil made from?

If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?

Is Disney World the only people trap operated by a mouse?

Why do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?

Stop singing and read on . . . . . . . . . . .

Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet Soup?

Why do they call it an asteroid when it's outside the hemisphere, but call it a
haemorrhoid when it's on the outside of your ass?

Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you
take him on a car ride, he sticks his head out the window?

Does pushing the elevator button more than once make it arrive fast.