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My name is Ariel. I live in a small little shitty town in AZ, but originally from KC, MO.
I like to party and hang out with friends. Big dancer. I will be going to TO someday to
meet everyone I know from PR in person!!!! And yeah, I'm gonna put up more pics of me
soon. So shut up.

(_) I NEVER HAVE BEEN DRUNK
(_) I NEVER HAVE SMOKED POT
(_) I NEVER HAVE KISSED A MEMBER OF THE OPPOSITE SEX
(_) I NEVER HAVE KISSED A MEMBER OF THE SAME SEX
(x) I NEVER CRASHED A FRIEND’S CAR
(x) I NEVER BEEN TO JAPAN
(_) I NEVER RODE IN A TAXI
(x) I NEVER HAD ANAL SEX
(_) I NEVER HAVE BEEN IN LOVE
(_) I NEVER HAD SEX
(_) I NEVER HAVE HAD SEX IN PUBLIC
(_) I NEVER HAVE BEEN DUMPED
(_) I NEVER SHOPLIFTED
(_) I NEVER HAVE BEEN FIRED
(_) I NEVER BEEN IN A FIST FIGHT
(_) I NEVER HAD A THREESOME
(_) I NEVER SNUCK OUT OF MY PARENT’S HOUSE
(_) I NEVER BEEN TIED UP (SEXUALLY)
(x) I NEVER BEEN CAUGHT MASTURBATING
(_) I NEVER PISSED ON MYSELF
(_) I NEVER HAD SEX WITH A MEMBER OF THE SAME SEX
(x) I NEVER BEEN ARRESTED
(_) I NEVER MADE OUT WITH A STRANGER
(_) I NEVER STOLE SOMETHING FROM MY JOB
(x) I NEVER CELEBRATED NEW YEARS IN TIME SQUARE
(x) I NEVER WENT ON A BLIND DATE
(_) I NEVER LIED TO A FRIEND
(_) I NEVER HAD A CRUSH ON A TEACHER
(x) I NEVER CELEBRATED MARDI-GRAS IN NEW ORLEANS
(x) I NEVER BEEN TO EUROPE
(_) I NEVER SKIPPED SCHOOL
(x) I NEVER SLEPT WITH A CO-WORKER
(_) I NEVER CUT MYSELF ON PURPOSE
(x) I NEVER HAD SEX AT THE OFFICE
(x) I’VE NEVER BEEN MARRIED
() I NEVER HAD SEX WITH MORE THAN ONE PERSON WITHIN THE SAME WEEK
(x) I NEVER HAVE POSED NUDE
() I NEVER GOT SOMEONE DRUNK JUST TO HAVE SEX WITH THEM
(_) I HAVE NEVER DRIVEN A CAR ILLEGALLY
(x) I HAVE NEVER BEEN ON TV
(_) I HAVE NEVER SNORTED ANYTHING
(_) I HAVE NEVER CHEATED ON ANYONE


Turn Offs
Low i.q.'s. People that don't take care of themselves. Selfish people, being ignored by my
(in)significant other. Bad dancers. Slackers and/or deadbeat parents. Players. People that
think they're another race (i.e. white people that think they're black or vice versa)

Turn Ons
People that have i.q.'s higher than a gerbil or pet rock. People that are artistically
inclined (music, drawing, tattooing, whatever), people with a clear idea of what they
want, monogamy, someone that's family-oriented (but not a mommy's boy/daddy's girl). Shit,
I dunno. There's a lot of stuff.


Music Tastes
Pretty Much Everything! I like rock, some rap, Psycopathic, classic, baroque, jazz, blues,
dNb, and yes, Happy Hardcore. Even some country.

JOB: Lazy Ass
SMOKE: Yes
DRINK: Sometimes
RELIGION: Agnostic
ORIENTATION: Bi
DATING STATUS: Free at last, free at last, thank the Lord I'm free at last!!!
STAR SIGN: Taurus

I really don't know what else to put here, except that I love being Bryan's minion!


"Love life? That got murdered long ago. And no one has ever found the body."