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Past Events:
August 30th 2k3, Rev It Up! - Just For You Productions
Feburary 28th 2k4, 12" of Fun - Just For You Productions
September 4th 2k4, STOMP! - Just For You Productions
(2hr HAAAARD Techno battle with DJ Opel! )
September 24th 2k4, Native Please! - Glowin’ Turtle Productions, Buffalo
November 5th, 2k4, Hardware - Embedded Productions, Toronto
Novemeber 19th, 2k4, Mouse Trap - Glowin’ Turtle Productions, Buffalo
December 18th, 2k4, Hardcore Holidy - Just For You Productions
January 22nd, 2k5, Tag, You’re it! (with DJ Virus) - Nocturnal Comminssions, Toronto
(DNB)
January 29th, 2k5, Greyface v1.0: Simulcra - Greyface Productions & Akoma Clothing,
Toronto
March 18th, 2k5, Death to the Leprechaun - Glowin' Turtle (with Jarefox!), Buffalo (DNB)
May 27th, 2k5, Rolling Bass - Embedded Productions, Toronto
April 22nd, 2k6, We are SO Not Goth! (with King Gidorah) Embedded / Nocturnal
Commissions
June 3rd - Spybar monthly - Polish Soup
July 15th - Party in the Park by Polish Soup (DNB Set!)
July 21-22-23 - General Misconduct Renegade Stage at WEMF - General Misconduct & Friends
(DNB set vs Lucy Ford)
September 30th, 2006 - Same Bar, Bigger Anthems! - Polish Soup (DNB Set vs Lucy Ford)
November 3rd, 2006 - Total Request Rave! - Nocturnal Commissions & Embedded (DNB Set)

Upcoming events:

November 24th, 2006 - Thanksgiving event - Polish Soup (DNB Set)


I'm Derk Doijer, business student at RIT extraordinaire. I was born in super-cool-awesome
Sao Paulo, Brazil. I've lived in Brazil, Argentina, The Netherlands, Brazil again and now
I'm living in New York State going to RIT in Rochester.

I've seen alot in my short life, I've travelled to every continent on this earth, seen the
pyramids at Giza, the Great Wall of China, the Forbidden City, the Leaning Bhudda. I've
been to Australia, Tierra Del Fuego, Patagonia, seen Whales from glass bottomed boats.
I've been to Colombia, up and down the mountains of Bogota, been to Caracas in Venezuela
and had the best churros ever. I've travelled to just about every country in Europe, seen
the beauty of Prague and marvelled at how many cigarettes French and Spanish people smoke.
I've ridden a snowboard in Germany, France and the United States, skateboarded in 3
continents, ridden a horse in 2.
I've seen Lions, IN KENYA. Got locked out of a hotel room in Joburg, South Africa wearing
nothing but my TMNT PJs. Sank to the depths of a diamond mine and experienced the pain of
apartheid first hand.

I've seen alot and done alot, but don't be fooled into thinking this makes me any
different than anybody else. Everyone is unique and has something amazing and beautiful to
offer this world. I guess I also just kinda contradicted myself there, but the world
itself is quite contradictory. Just look at how accounting works, ITS VOODOO MAGIC I TELL
YOU!

^ tangent.

Mine just happens to be a variety of stupid human tricks, interesting annecdotes and an
over-bearing amount of stupid trivia about how wierd the world is sometimes

I can proudly say that I've taken a shit in every populated continent on this planet. To
finally destroy the myth, the toilet does NOT flush the other way on the southern
hemisphere.

I play with records, they go round, and round, and then make me barf. Proudly spinning and
barfing for Just4You and Embedded Productions

That's all I got, I'm done being interesting.

Go away.

Derk out.