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Personal |
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Boomstick |
| Role: |
Regular  |
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| Mood: |
Ecstatic - Mood history |
| Real Name: |
Rory |
| Gender: |
Male |
| Status: |
Attached & not looking |
| Location: |
Missouri, U.S.A. |
| Birthdate: |
May 3, 1979, I'm 29 and a Taurus |
| My +Buddies: |
Automaton_, c0urtney, illuminari, M., missjadelynn, roryisapimp, yeranussays |
| +Buddy Of: |
Automaton_, c0urtney, illuminari, missjadelynn, roryisapimp, yeranussays |
| Bio: |
If I were twice the man I could be, I'd still be half of what you
need.
So Rory’s got a huge dick. We all know it. I talk about it far more than any man
should talk about another man’s penis. His dick is so big, he puts a booster seat on the
toilet to take a shit to keep his dick from splashing around in shit water. I mean...
imagine it! Think about when you were younger, and you put cocoa powder in water and
stirred it up with a spoon. Now imagine the cocoa powder as shit, and the spoon as a fat
cock. Same thing.
-illuminari
In honor of Chris (illuminari), I have also created an encoded message. Let me know if you
figure it out and I'll give you a cookie.
M bmhmtgmp qs m fcyf esqht cwcgn zcffcg dk fvc mzbvmrcf. lvmf, nde fvdetvf fvqs ldezo rc
qhfcgcsfqht dg sdpcfvqht? Sejicg!
People who have cracked the code:
[center]c0urtney
illuminari
nicotinequeen |
Contact |
| Message: |
send me a private message |
| Email: |
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| ICQ: |
n/a |
| Homepage: |
http://www.myspace.com/kcitsmoob ( opens in new window ) |
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