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Munshaw is a God; I worship at his feet

~*~Spirit~*~

[center]Lucky Charms is magically delicious. The fact that it causes kids to go
insane and try and steal it just proves how special it
is

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A little rabbit is happily running through the forest when he stumbles upon
a giraffe rolling a joint. The rabbit looks at her and says, "Giraffe my friend, why
do you do this? Come running with me through the forest, you’ll see, you’ll feel so much
better!"
The giraffe looks at him, looks at the joint, tosses it and goes off running with
the rabbit.
Then they came across an elephant doing coke, so the rabbit again says,
"Elephant my friend, why do you do this? Think about your health. Come running with
us through the pretty forest, you’ll see, you’ll feel so good!"
The elephant looks at them, looks at his razor, mirror and all that, then tosses
them and starts running with the rabbit and the giraffe.
The three animals then come across a lion about to shoot up some heroin. "Lion
my friend, why do you do this? Think about your health! Come running with us through the
forest, you will feel so good!"
The lion looks at him, puts down his needle, and starts to beat the shit out of the
little rabbit as the giraffe and elephant watch in horror. They look at him and ask,
"Lion, why did you do this? He was merely trying to help us all!"
The lion answers, "That little fucker makes me run around the forest like an
idiot every time he’s on ecstasy!"

Queen of the coffee whores

I like my beer cold and my homosexuals FLAMMING! ~**~Homer J. Simpson

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I feel alive. Now I can breath again.

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