I'm 5'10" light brown hair with green eyes, and I'm too lazy to get good grades.
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This is Bunny. Copy paste bunny into your profile to help him conquer the world.
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A girl and guy were speeding, on a motorcycle, over 100 mph on the road...
Girl: Slow down. I’m scared.
Guy: No, this is fun.
Girl: No, it’s not. Please, it’s too scary!
Guy: Then tell me you love me.
Girl: Fine, I love you. Slow down!
Guy: Now give me a BIG hug.
*Girl hugs him*
Guy: Can you take my helmet off & put it on yourself? It’s bugging me.
(In the paper the next day):
A motorcycle crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it, but
only one survived.
The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized that his
breaks broke, but he didn’t want to let the girl know. Instead, he had her say she loved
him & felt her hug one last time, then had her wear his helmet so that she would live
even
though it meant that he would die.
If there’s anyone you love this much, re-post this
You know you live in 2006 when...
1.) you accidentally enter your password on a microwave.
2.) you havent played solitaire with real cards in years.
3.) the reason for not staying in touch with your friends is that they dont have a screen
name or a myspace.
4.) youd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the button
on the tv.
6.) your boss doesnt even have the ability to do your job.
7.) you read this list, & keep nodding and smiling.
8.) as you read this list, you think about sending it to all your friends.
9.) and you were too busy to notice number 5.
10.) you actually scrolled back up to check that there was a number 5.
11.) & now youre laughing at your stupidity.
12.) repost if you fell for it. you know you did
Ah Jokes......Everyone Loves Jokes
The Paint Can
A newlywed couple wanted to join a church. The pastor told them, "We
have special requirements for new parishioners. You must abstain from
sex for one whole month."
The couple agreed and, after two-and-a-half weeks, returned to the
Church. When the Pastor ushers them into his office, the wife is
crying, and the husband is obviously very depressed.
"You are back so soon...Is there a problem?" the pastor inquired. "We
are terribly ashamed to admit that we did not manage to abstain from sex
for the required month," the young man replied sadly.
The pastor asked him what happened.
"Well, the first week was difficult. However, we managed to abstain
through sheer willpower. The second week was terrible, but with the use
of prayer, we managed to abstain. However, the third week was
unbearable. We tried cold showers, prayer, reading from the
Bible......anything to keep our minds off carnal thoughts.
One afternoon, my wife reached for a can of paint and dropped it. When
she bent over to pick it up, I was overcome with lust and had my way
with her right then and there," admitted the man, shamefacedly.
"You understand this means you will not be welcome in our church,"
stated the pastor.
"We know." said the young man, hanging his head, "We're not welcome at
Home Depot, either.
Some of My Favorite Quotes/Phrases
"then perhaps you should go to sleep. you know, if you were sleeping right now and i
was sleeping right now, we'd be sleeping together!" ~ Jumpii
The pain makes me know I’m still alive; I’m still here on this earth. ~ Inuyasha Fanfic
What's emo start with? E? ~ Andrew Bartell
You can only be young once. But you can always be immature. ~ Dave Barry
Too bad the only people who know how to run the country are busy driving cabs and cutting
hair. ~ George Burns
I want to tell you a terrific story about oral contraception. I asked this girl to sleep
with me and she said 'No'. ~ Woody Allen
Schizophrenia beats being alone. ~ Anonymous
Don't tell my mother I'm in politics - she thinks I play the piano in a whorehouse. ~
Anonymous
If I
Promise to miss you ... will you go away? ~ Anonymous
The beatings will continue until the morale improves. ~ Anonymous
More About Me
x. height = 5' 10"
x. eyes= green; brown tinged near middle
x. shoe size = 12
x. hair color = light brown
x. length = short
x. piercing = none currently
x. tattoos = none
x. pets = cat and 2 dogs
Last..
x. movie you rented =
x. movie you bought = no idea
x. song you listened to = t.A.T.u.
x. song that was stuck in your head =
x. cd you bought =
x. person you’ve called = Catlin
x. person that’s called you = Steve
x. tv show you’ve watched = MTV2 Videos
x. person you were thinking of = Catlin
x. you have a bf or gf = yes
x. you have a crush on someone = nope
x. you wish you could live somewhere else = yes
x. you think about suicide = no
x. others find you attractive = from what i've heard
x. you want more piercings = maybe
x. you want more tattoos = maybe
x. you drink = mmm vodka!
x. you do drugs = NOSE CANDY XD
x. you like cleaning = Like? no...but i do
x. you like roller coasters = hell yeah
x. you write in cursive or print = print
x. you carry a donor card = nah
For or Against
x. long distance relationships= for
x. using someone = against
x. suicide = against
x. killing people = against (of course)
x. teenage smoking = dont care
x. doing drugs = depends
x. premarital sex = dont care
x. driving drunk = against (once again...of course)
x. gay/lesbian relationships = for of course
x. soap operas = AGAINST
x. bands = i couldnt live without music
Have You..
x. ever cried over a girl/boy = yes, both
x. ever lied to someone = yes
x. ever been in a fist fight = once...
x. ever been arrested = hehe once...
What..
x. shampoo do you use = the kind that cleans...?
x. perfume do you use = Victoria's Secret ~ Garden...Axe ~ Phoenix
x. shoes do you wear = DC Axel
x. are you scared of = JESUS!!!
Number...
x. of times I have had my heart broken? once...
x. of hearts I have broken? one or two...
x. of continents I have lived in? Only N. America
x. of times drugs were taken illegally? many
x. of different types? marijuana
x. of people I would classify as true, could trust with my life type friends? a
few...hopefully
x. of people I consider my enemies? heh...quite a few
x. of people from high school that I stayed in contact with? still in HS
x. of cd’s that I own? a lot
x. of scars on my body? a lot
x. of things in my past that I regret? too many
So, have you ever:
Smoked. yes
Drank alcohol. yes
Cried when someone died. yeah
Been drunk. a few times...puked only once
Been to a concert. once...while ago
Been verbally/sexually harassed. yes to both
Verbally/sexually harassed somebody. yeah...
Felt someone up and/or been felt up. hehe yeah
Laughed so hard something came out of your nose. nah
Cheated on a boyfriend/girlfriend before. i believe that goes with the list of things i
regret...
Been cheated on by a boyfriend/girlfriend. once
Been to prom. nah
Cried at school. yeah...3rd grade (parents divorce; i had to move)
Gotten lost in a WalMart or a department store. when i was younger lol
Went streaking. nah
Had someone of the opposite sex in your bedroom. yeah
Had someone of the oposite sex sleep over. nah
Slept over at someone of the opposite sex's house. yes
Kissed a stranger. no
Hugged a stranger. yeah
Went scuba diving. hehe yeah...in a deep pool
Driven a car. yeah but i still dont have a license
Gotten an xray. nope
Hit by a car. yeah...it was going like 3 mph
Had a party. the best parties are at
someone else's house
Done drugs. yes
Played strip poker. nah
Ran away from home. well the police counted it as running away...stayed the night at gf
house
Broken a bone. nope
Eaten sushi. nah
Had a crush on someone of the same sex. yeah...
Been in love. yes
Frenched kissed. yep
Laughed so hard you cried. yeah...but it wasnt a very funny joke lol
Cried so hard you laughed. nah
Cried yourself to sleep. a few times
Laughed yourself to sleep. heh no
Stabbed yourself. ouchy...yeah
Shot a gun. I own a semi-auto 12 gauge
Trash talked someone and then acted like their best friend the next day. hell no
Watched TV for 9 consecutive hours. probably
Been online for 9 consecutive hours. yeah all the time (2 more hours and ill have 9
today)
Watched an animal die. yes
Watched a person die. no...i dont think i could handle that...
Pranked somebody. fuck yeah
Put somebody in the hospital. nah
Snuck into someone's room and/or your own room after being out. yeah
Kissed somebody of the same sex. yeah
Dressed punk. nope
Dressed goth. yeah
Dressed preppy. nope
Been to a motocross race. nah
Avoided somebody. yeah lol
Been stalked. not that i know of lol
Stalked someone. nah
Met a celebrity. no one really famous
Played an instrument. HELL YEAH i rock
Mary Had a Little Lamb on the bass guitar
Ridden a horse. yeah it was fun lol
Cut yourself. yup, im a masochist, not an emo
Bungee jumped. nah
Ding dong ditched (Nikkky-Nikky Nine Doors) somebody. all the time when i was little
Been to a wild party. yes
Got caught stealing something. yeah
Kicked a guy in the balls. yup
Stolen a boyfriend/girlfriend from a friend. yes
Went out with your friend's crush. yes
Got arrested. yeah once
Been pregnant. INCESTUAL BUTT-BABIES!!!
Babysat. yeah
Been to another country. *sigh* no
Started your house on fire. almost did when i was little
Had an encounter with a ghost. no
Donated your hair to cancer patients. no
Been asked out by someone that you never though you'd to be asked out by. hehe yeah at an
8th grade dance...i turned her down
Cried over a member of the opposite sex. yeah
Had a boyfriend/girlfriend for over 3 months. yeah
Sat on your ass all day. many times
Ate a whole carton of ice cream all by yourself. once
Had a job. ive had two
Gotten cut from a sports team. nah
Been called a whore. probably by a joking friend
Danced like a whore. all the time ¬.¬
Been mistaken for a celebrity. ive never been
mistaken for one, but ive been told i
look like the lead singer from underoath (no clue how or why) and drummer from fallout boy
(i dont even know what he looks like lol)
Been in a car accident. a few...lol
Been told you have beautiful eyes. yep
Been told you have beautiful hair. yep
Raped somebody. um no...thats fucked up shit
Danced in the rain. yes, i LOVE rain
Been rejected. twice
Walked out of a restaurant without paying. nah
Punched someone/slapped someone in the face. heh yeah
Enjoyed this quiz. eh it took up some extra time lol
Steves words:
chris dunn aka. mirokuthepimp is a raging bisexual, hes an emo with a long gay hair cut
and cuts himself, he always trys to impress guys at his school by grabing thier asses and
a few have put resraining orders on him, he likes this girl named gaby and she doesnt
like
him back at all and hes sexualy frustrated because of it, he lost his virginity to a wolf
and he was on the reciveing end, meaning he got it in his ass, he aslo fucked this whore
that gos to my school named heather paraick and now god only knows how many sexual
diseases he has, he gets off with a vacum, he really likes this short gay guy that gos to
my school named bobby mcfarland and they secretly fuck, obviously chirs is once again
always on the reciveing end, one time he had sex with this other whore named vanessa
icorn
and as he pulled out he actually shot himself in his eye with his own cum and had the
balls to tell me and someother people at school and weve been giveing him shit ever sense
he is a total hypocrite when it comes to smoking weed, he says doing drugs are stupid but
i know he smokes a blunt every now and then but if i even mention pot he calls me stupid,
what a fag huh, truly the only good thing i can say about him is his mom is really really
good in bed but she still owes me money however, and on top of all that he is a satist
which means he enjoys pain and i belive this gos hand in hand in why hes bi because anal
sex is painful and sense he gets it in the ass so much this pain gives him a sick sense
of
pleasure i belive
(it was andrew bartell that cummed in his own eye after fucking vanessa)
(it was paul that lost his virginity to a wolf)
(it is steve that likes gaby but she doesnt like him)[that was then, now they are
dating]{and then they broke up}
(i dont cut myself, and my hair isnt gay ITS EMO!!!) [actually, my hair is short now]{and
i cut myself for FUN!!!}
(i have never hit on any guys at my school except for my ex boyfriend)[unless its as a
joke]
(lots of people have had sex with heather, but not me)
(
no one likes bobby, he threatened to kill himself cuz he always got turned down)
(i have
never taken any form of illegal drug, nor have i ever taken any legal drug
in an illegal way)[except for marijuana]{we all go through that phase, right?}
(no way would my mom sleep with steve...no one in their right mind will
)
(i only enjoy pain when i am the one causing it)
(unless you are doing it wrong somehow, anal shouldnt hurt lol ¬.¬ )[well maybe just a
bit]{but thats what makes it fun, right?}
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