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I get around. My home base is mid-town Toronto but my location changes accordingly
to where I am.

Breaks & House > Punch & Pie

Frog, à vie.
Proud to be French, top of the World in culture, cuisine and class,
shopping, fashion and ass.
I’m really nice, but get off my website.
And you will never be us, so quit trying. jk
I love life. Mother Theresa wouldn’t have SHIT on me.

I love breaks
So much it hurts.
Breaks are my JAM yo.

*I WANT TO DANCE!*
.:Acadian Raver: Snobby Breaker™:.

If you can't handle brutal honesty, stop reading you whiny bitch.

Don’t be a miserable depressed raver, no one likes that and nobody wants to
hear you constantly bitch about the pathetic little mess you call your life.
Don’t brag about your mental or psychological problems on pr for attention.
Do you HONESTLY think it’s cool that you’re fucked up?
Yeah I’m NUFF’ happy, get used to it.

Don't mess with me, I'm a gay ganster, I'll fuck you up,
and then FUCK, you, up guy!

Are YOU getting enough BeatFreakers in your diet?
Go download "Ghetto Cardio" it's AWESOME!
www.beatfreakers.com

I'm a college graduate, flight attendant with North-America's best-voted airline
and the World's largest regional airline. I'm also a substitute teacher for French
schools in central Ontario. I LOVE my work. I get unlimited travel anywhere in the World
for FREE and I get driven around in limos for work haha, perfect.
There's a bunch of info about the flight attending far below, in a big gray area.

People ask me fairly often how I got into teaching, so here's the deal:

Well when I was 18 fresh out of high school the school board approached me to become a
Language Monitor or "Moniteur de langue". When I started that I took some
leadership, teaching and group work classes before starting.

Then I worked in 2 schools, saw every student from kindergarten to grade 8 at least once
in the week. I had to do SO much prep work and shit oh man it was rough! The goal was to
get them to enjoy themselves in French. The young kids I taught them to read, the middle
kids we did many word games and grammar mixed together and the older we did improv and I
produced 3 separate radio shows for the m at school. I had to evaluate written, verbal and
skills and gave reports.

So that's how I got into education, then the experience got me into substituting before I
turned 19.

Our group of friends are the best dancers in Toronto, I love you guys, dancing next to
you guys is an honour, and oh so fun. Plus you're all hot lol.

Oh my God, if you’re going to take some pics of yourself, for fuck’s sake clean
your room first. Messy rooms make you look even trashier, it looks like
someone’s trailer exploded in your fucking house....true story. And if you insist
on being of those lil’ busted-ass, foogly-oogly skankarona hood-rats, and taking pics of
yourself wearing next to nothing dear GOD shave that ugly sticky cunt of yours, make sure
you don’t have skid marks and check for BRUISES on your thighs, the tired
skanky battered stripper look is SO 1962 Alabama it's not even funny.

If MuchMusic ever made a Best 20 PR journal countdown I'd be #1 cause I gots more
substance than yo chunky green pussy squirts and more journal reads
than you can shake a cock at
and 'cause I work the fine-ass pussy to an early grave,
'cause I'm an ass shakin' competition champ,
Oooh dat pussy gets damp,
Pump-pump-pump pump that pump that funk that fuck that hump that amp

Stop taking pictures of money! It's SO fucking lame OH MY GOD! NO ONE CARES THAT
YOU HAVE $200!!! It just shows us how immature you are if you think $200 is a
lot of money and worth bragging over. One day when you grow up you'll see it's NOT, that
it's only half a day's worth of pay.

"I ACT LIKE THIS 'CAUSE I'M FRENCH!"
-*Daizy420*

"...........You had me at 'Dj'."
-Half of the girls in the scene

Don't be afraid to read my journal, I'm not going to rip off your head lol it's full of
fun and interesting things. I'm a good catch apparently, but I'm taken.

We don't do this for sure hunny we do it fuh show!

Flight Attendant Information:

Not just a trolley dolly: If you ever thought that being a flight attendant was easy work,
that only dumb blonds do it and that they're just waiters in the sky you're wrong. I
didn't spend 2.25 years in college for nothing! And yes, I went to college and have a
diploma to do this: Travel and Tourism: Flight Services. It requires a very dynamic,
responsible and special type of person.

Any job that requires 6 weeks or 270 hours of training and 27 exams and drills where you
need 90% or higher or you're FIRED, where you can get CHARGED by the Government and
Transport Canada for forgetting the smallest detail in your work or 600-page manual which
must be known by heart is NOT for a ditz who can't chew gum and walk at the same time
without tripping.

I'm totally able to take a joke, but I just feel like expressing to everyone just how
difficult and stressful it really is and how much I think it's a profession that is as
respect-worthy as is a nurse, fire-fighter, care-giver for the disabled/children/seniors,
police officer, etc... And yes we act as all of those things plus more.

I am SO happy and proud to have completed this initial training. Man, what a freaking
episode of my life THAT was. I wouldn't wish an airline initial training on my worst
enemy (if I had one). Sure feels good though, to be one of 18 remaining of the 1000 that
applied, got cut, fired and quit from stress.

Here is the complete 6-week training breakdown, exams and drills are in bold. If you
have any questions about anything ask and I'll give you answers (unless it's like a breach
of security and just can't).

If the initial interview and French test are successful, you then proceed to a complete
physical including health and family history, vision, hearing, balance, flexibility and
urine test. And then comes:

1. Welcome
2. Human Resources paper work
3. Time with In-flight
4. Uniform Policy
5. Flight Attendant Manual distribution
6. Uniform Fittings
7. Greater Toronto Airport Authority Security Course, Security Clearing and Restricted
Area Pass
8. Company Orientation Training
9. Aviation Indoctrination
10. Theory of Flight
11. Pre-Training Exam 92.5%
12. Roles & Responsibilities of the Flight Attendant
13. Policies & Procedures Exam 90%
14. General Safety
15. WHMIS & Dangerous Goods
16. Dangerous Goods Exam 93.3%
17. Special Needs Passengers
18. Labour Code
19. Customs & Immigration
20. Airport Security
21. Safety Procedures Exam 84%, retake: 94%
22. Firefighting Training
23. Live Firefighting Drills 100%
24. Physiology of Flight
25. Physiology of Flight Exam 100%
26. Oxygen Drills 100%
27. All That's Jazz
28. Initial Crew Resource Management
29. CRJ 100/200 Type Training (type of aircraft)
30. CRJ 100/200 Familiarization and Exit Drills 100%
31. CRJ 100/200 Cabin Fire Drills 100%
32. CRJ 100/200 Exam 96%
33. Dash-8 100/300 Type Training (another kind of airplane)
34. Dash-8 100/300 Familiarization and Exit Drills 100%
35. Dash-8 100/300 Cabin Fire Drills 100%
36. Dash-8 100/300 Exam 93%
37. First Aid
38. First Aid Exam 98%
39. Evacuations
40. PA & Interphone Drill 100%
41. Passenger Breifing Drill 100%
42. Lifevest Drill 100%
43. Pilot Incapacitation Drill 100%
44. Drill practices
45. Accidents and Incidents
46. CRJ 705 Type Training (airplane)
47. CRJ 705 Exam 100%
48. Airline Security
49. Safety Demonstration Drill 100%
50. Emergency Procedures Exam 97%
51. Bomb Security
52. Cabin Defense and Security Training
53. Disruptive Passengers, and the restraining of
54. Hijackings
55. Cabin Defense and Security Training Exam 100%
56. Teamsters Union Presentation and Schedule Bidding Training
57. Individual Unplanned Land Evacuation Drill 100%
58. Individual Inadvertent Water Evacuation Drill 100%
59. Crew Planned Land Evacuation Drill 100%
60. Crew Ditching (water) Evacuation Drill 100%
61. Check-In Training and Terminal Tour
62. Final Exam in Uniform 98%
63. Service Training, Spirit of Service Manual, Executive Class Service and Café Jazz
64. Review of Line Indoctrination Process
65. GRADUATION
66. Familiarization Flights (turbulence simulated and rapid descents, rejected takeoffs,
etc. & Line Indoctrinations
67. 2 days off
68. Bam! I'm on the line.

Average: 95%, that's much better than high school where I was lucky
to get 56%.

It's now been a year, still loving it, here are the stats: I've been on 436
flights and traveled 409,396 kms. That's enough to circle
the Earth (at its widest point, the Equator) 10.2 times!

Here are all the places I've been for either work or pleasure:

The Bahamas (In a month)
Nassau

Belize (In a month)
Belize City

Canada
Alberta: Calgary, Edmonton, Lethbrdige, Medicine Hat
Brisitsh-Columbia: Abbotsford, Comox, Kamloops, Kelowna, Prince George, Prince Rupert,
Vancouver, Victoria
Manitoba: Brandon, Winnipeg
New-Brunswick: Fredericton, Moncton, Saint John
Newfoundland: Gander, St-John's
NorthWest Territories: Yellowknife
Nova Scotia: Halifax
Ontario: Hamilton, London, North Bay, Ottawa, Sudbury, Thunder Bay, Timmins, Toronto,
Windsor
Prince Edward Island: Charlottetown
Québec: Gaspé, Lachine, Lachenaie, La Tuque, Montréal, Québec, Rimouski, Rivière-du-loup,
Sept-Îles, Sherbrooke, Terrebonne
Saskatchewan: Saskatoon, Regina
Yukon: Whitehorse

Dominican Republic (In 2 months)
Punta Cana

France
Versailles, Paris

Japan (In 2 months)
Osaka

Spain
Madrid, Toledo

U.K.
London

U.S.A.
California: Beverly Hills, Hollywood, Los Angeles, Malibu
Connecticut: Hartford
District of Columbia: Washington
Florida: Miami, Orlando, Tampa
Georgia: Adamsville, Atlanta, Bankhead, College Park
Illinois: Algonquin, Chicago
Indiana: Indianapolis
Kansas: Kansas City
Louisiana: New-Orleans
Maine: Portland
Maryland: Baltimore
Massachusetts: Boston
Michigan: Detroit
Minnesota: Minneapolis, St-Paul
Missouri: St. Louis
New Jersey: Camden, Newark
New York: Buffalo, Brooklyn, New York City, Niagara Falls, Queens, The Bronx
North Carolina: Charlotte, Raleigh/Durham
Ohio: Cincinnati, Cleveland, Columbus
Pennsylvania: Philadelphia, Pittsburgh
South Carolina: Charleston
Tennessee: Knoxville, Memphis, Nashville
Texas: Dallas, Houston
Utah: Salt Lake City
Virginia: Dulles, Richmond
Wisconsin: Milwaukee

And hopefully many more and in other countries soon enough!

And since so many of you ask, here are the celebrities, politicians and VIPs I've
had on my flights/met at the airport so far:

Mike Bullard (Canadian comedian/talkshow host)
Marc Bureau (Maire of Gatineau, Québec)
Cris Carter (retires NFL wide receiver for Miami
Dolphins, Phillie Eagles and Minnesota Vikings)
Don Cherry (you know who, I dunno how to describe his work lol hockey enthusiast?)
Eileen Collins (American female astronaut)
Jesse Cook (Canadian jazz guitarist)
Alice Cooper (rockstar)
Daimler-Chrysler C.E.O.
D-Monic (Toronto breaks dj)
Robert DeNiro (American actor)
Adam Giambrone (Head of the TTC)
Roy Hagerty (American country singer)
Geddy Lee (lead singer for Rush)
Yves Lévesque (Maire of Trois-Rivières, Québec)
Shaun Majumder (Canadian comedian/actor from This Hour has 22 Mins)
Pat Mastroianni (Canadian actor, Joey Jeremiah from Degrassi High)
Edward Norton (talented cutie)
Jack Noseworthy (American actor: Poster Boy, Encino Man, the Brady Bunch Movie, Idle
Hands, etc.)
Rick Mercer (Canadian comedian/host)
Juan Padilla (Puerto-Rican-American baseball player #28 for the New York Mets)
The Philosopher Kings (Canadian band)
Donelle Rawlins (American actor from the Chappelle Show, the 'I'm Rich Biyatch!' guy)
Robert Redford (American actor)
James Sheppard (NHL player Minnesota Wild, Halifax native)
Tori Spelling (American actress)
Gérald Tremblay (Maire of Montréal, Québec)
Kellie Shanygne Williams (Laura Winslow on Family Matters)
and about two dozen Canadian Olympic athletes coming home from Italy

I don't get who you kids (and lame older tattooed men) are trying to impress by giving the
finger to your webcam and uploading the picture. Wow you're SO hardcore!
Just because everyone does it it doesn't make it cool. Find something better to
demonstrate your dark angst-filled "individuality".

If you’re going to read this, read the whole thing, the end is important haha.
Acadian Flavour Favorite colour: SHINEY!!! Serious, I love stuff that
shines. I’m mentally healthy and stable, which seems to be hard to find these days,
especially in partiers. I look for the same in friends. Karma doesn’t exist, you
do. My journal is probably better than yours because it’s funny and I’m all
Royal 'n shit haha that sounds horrible. Fast food and being fat is gross. Be healthy or
DIE. Literally. Eating a carrot or running a few k's a day won't kill you! Cake and
cigs will.

You know what's EXTREMELY pathetic? Seeing profiles of US Navy Seals and army soldiers and
all you see is "I love guns." "I have a killer instinct." "I love
shooting at people." etc... IT'S NOT HEALTHY!!! They're going to become crazy and...
fuck I don't know. It's really sad that they're proud of something so pitiful and lame
like "Shooting at sand niggers", it's disgusting. Fucking redneck racist freaks.
Oh p.s. the amount of pathetic unemployed losers on here is
MIND-BOGGLING, GET A JOB!!! I hear Tim Horten's has great benefits. ROFL!

STOP CUTTING YOURSELF!!! My tolerance for "gothic" people, (you’re prolly just
a poser anyway, if you were a real one you'd go shoot some students ) is slim
to none, if you want to do something that feels good, TAKE UP MASTURBATION!!!
WOW! All the freaks that don’t live the Southern Mid-West or Alberta seem
to dwell in in London, On. Don’t put hottie or sexy in your name if you are fat and or
ugly, pay the $15, change your name soon-time and let US be the judge! In the mean time
go adjust the cinder blocks your dirty Kansas house sits on ok?

It's gay when people say "This is me, I am who I am, if you don’t like it, fuck
off.", ok hunny you’re not impressing anyone with your little "attitude"
. I also hate when people say "Don’t label me, I am me." FUCK THAT!
EVERYONE’S part of at least one social clique whether you like it or not, what
makes you think you’re so god damned important and different? News flash: You’re not.
Also: when people are all "Don’t judge me." Hi, we’re part of the human race,
probably the best and at the same time worst specie on the planet, judging is what we DO
FOR A LIVING, get used to it or go to Russia. And what the fuck do you care what people
think of you? Ya SHOULDN’T! poiiiiiiint.....MATCH! *claps hands once*
Gay/bi/straight is NOT a label, just like boy/girl or white/black isn’t, because you’re
born like that and can’t change it, so get that out of your mentality if you think it is.
You know what the BEST label is?
ENYCE.
BAM!


And since we're on the clothes topic...why don't you Americans (and Western Canada) learn
to dress!? (Excluding Buffalo, North.T., N.Y.C. and Chicago) Part of the fun of going to
parties is looking good and having something nice, expensive and TASTEFUL to wear. You
don't win friends with fucking rainbows and fat pants!
"You don't win friends with fat pants! You don't win friends with fat
pants! You don't win friends with fat pants!..." Now I feel the need to
say that no friends are worth your time if they only like you for your clothing, but come
on people, do it for yourself!

Now before you go calling me a wigger or a thug because of the clothes I wear, just look
at the way I spell, I don't speak poorly or try to impress people with drugs or violence,
I'm not ghetto or poor, I have manners, great morals and class; I just happen to like the
clothing. I may speak like I am ghetto sometimes as a joke, but that's just to poke fun
at myself and the fact that I wear clothes like this.

Ugh! Learn to spell!!! Women talk too motherfucking much. If you feed off of
drama and other peoples’ business, you’re really, ridiculously lame and pathetic. Live
your own life, people can read you like a book when all you do is spread shit about people
just so that you can seem big and important that you know something about somebody (even
if most of the time it's not even true). Yes, we see right through you.
It’s sad, grow up.

Smoking is for Europeans and white trash.
Ninjas, pirates and this "destruction" shit is lame, are you not aware that the
only people who think this is funny are fucking geeks who don’t get any play? I don’t
like 16 year old American girls so don’t pm me. If you are crazy, don’t talk to me, if
you’re fine but PRETEND to have psych problems (which is worse) for whatever little
jollies you get from it, screw not talking to me, just go ahead and hang yourself. I HATE
little obsessive fucks. I am also very busy so don’t pm me just because you are bored.
The reason I don’t post my icq number or e-mail address is because I DON’T WANT TO TALK TO
YOU! Do NOT be fooled by my webcam pictures, I have a very fat and round face,
you just can’t see it in the pics. They’re just good angles, everyone does it.
Thank you for your cooperation.

I love beer and I love my friends, you guys mean the World to me. You’re such great
people. <3 I'm having trouble keeping up with my life, it rocks, loves it.

Some of you lame juggaloos have been giving me shit lately for laughing at them. Well
being a hick idiot with horrible taste in music, hair and clothes is something you can
change. When people act like retards, listen to ICP, paint their faces black and white and
constantly threaten people over then internet like the "big man" that they are
then yes, they deserve to be made fun of.

One of those losers actually thought I’d believe him when he said he sent me a virus,
yes...over pr. Lame.

I don't get how so many of you believe in gods, reincarnation, angels, souls, etc.
Question for you: Your soul is a part of you right? Would you be so kind to
tell me where exactly it is? You have 30 seconds to make me laugh. Seriously though, I'm
DYING to know.
Some of you are actually intelligent, why believe in children's stories? I have sooo much
hatrèd for religion and its sheep. I can't stand the shit that goes on in the World over
something as stupid and non-existent as "gods" it's really lame. WAKE THE FUCK
UP.

Good looking people have good looking friends.

Drugs don’t fuck people up. People that freak out, sketch out, get depressed, paranoid,
anxious etc... already HAVE the psychological and emotional instability before they ever
started taking drugs, they just happen to bring it out to a further extent. Then you look
at people who have been doing enormous amounts of drugs for years and years and are still
very normal and mentally stable, yes, it DOES happen. It’s easy to blame drugs, you don’t
have to accept your true self that way. OH BURN!

IF YOU ARE NOT A PARTIER, GET THE FUCK OFF PURERAVE!!! I don't go to YOUR work
and knock the corndog out of your hand, so get off. I’m SO sick of seeing
stupid kids that don’t even party, they’re just on because the rest of their grade 9
computer class is, and they’re wasting Joel’s bandwidth and you KNOW they’re never going
to contribute to the site. PS I don’t dislike American ravers, at all. <3 Even KS,
and MO and others states I make fun of, I talk to people from there, I have absolutely
nothing against them, but the others that get offended so easily and take it to heart just
make it so easy and fun, and for that I thank you. I wouldn't actually make fun of
someone for where they're from. It's not their fault they were born there and their
parents were too poor to move two states over. I'm not going to tell you I'm better
than you, I'll just let you figure that one out on your own.

I come off as an asshole but I’m right, and I AM actually very nice, I just hate when
people I don’t know annoy me. If I’ve met you, you’re French, I slept with yur moms and
you want to do something about it or we know the same people, don’t hesitate to msg me
haha. I'm very understanding, open, caring and will always help someone in need.
DIETPEPSI That reference to Royalty at
the beginning of this profile is this: I'm of French Royal descendence (Louis XIII and XIV
to be exact, are my great great x10 grandfathers), I have fun with that haha there's pics
of the Château Versailles near Paris in my 1st album. Oui, je l'sais, c'est
impressionant, et je suis très fièr de mon héritage francophone et je m'en vente autant
que possible.
I like parties, alot. I LOVE BREAKS, HOUSE, Euro/Dance, Miami Bass,
Booty/Ghetto-Tech and Hip-Hop. I also still like jungle and some hard
techno, and as gay and weird as it may be, sometimes Electro; because walking around in a
downtown Toronto loft in high heals dancing to retro-y electro à la Party Monster between
keg stands with your boys can be fun lol. I’m queer. I don’t do art or
poetry, I don’t read or write, or watch movies, I don’t watch fucking Star Trek, I’m not a
geek, unlike most of you, sorry. All I know about computers is how to use one. I
FUCKING HATE LIQUID!!! Not a huge fan of trance either. I hate HHC and Hullas, but
luckily those are over, good riddance, but where will we make our money? I HATE
bands AND EMO! I don’t know what this new indie shit is but I probably hate it too! What
are they driving cars around? Christian music is gayer than Jesus. If it wasn’t made by
a machine I don’t like it! I’m a disgustingly happy person, I love my life, I love my
friends, my parents, everything. It’s all going SO great. If you can’t say the same
thing, then change something, because you are responsible for everything in your life and
how you feel. Don’t argue with me, it’s true. Horoscopes are stupid.

Stolen from Jenn:

55 points: I'm WAY upper class/rich.
Not like that was ever in question!

1-22 = ghetto
23-33 = average
34-43=spoiled!
44+up = way upper class/rich


Check each that applies do u have:
[x] Mother
[x] Father
[ ] Sister
[ ] Brother
[ ] Nephew
[ ] Niece
[x] Cell phone
[x] Own bathroom
[x] Own room
[ ] 2 story house (my other house was, but this one's bigger)
[x] Swimming pool
[x] Hot tub
[x] Guest room
[xx] Computer, Laptop or Desktop
[x] TV in your room
TOTAL SO FAR: 11

[x] Fullsize or bigger bed..
[x] More than 5 pairs of shoes
[x] Sunglasses
[x] Watch
[x] MP3 Player/iPod
[x] PlayStation
[ ] xbox
[ ] Nintendo DS or PSP
[ ] Gameboy/ Advance
[x] Gamecube
TOTAL SO FAR: 18

[ ] Basketball hoop (at my old house)
[ ] Air hockey table
[ ] Pool table
[ ] Poker Table
[ ] Ping pong table
[ ] Fooseball table
[x] Trampoline
TOTAL SO FAR: 19

[x] Nightstand
[x] Stereo in bedroom
[x] DVD player
[ ] Have something from abercrombie and fitch or hollister
[x] Get $100 a month
[ ] Shop at AE
[x] Owns a Gucci, Dooney & Burke, LV, Guess, etc.
[x] Wears Lacoste
[x] Parents give you credit card (sort of in the past)
TOTAL SO FAR: 26

[x] Job
[x] Goes shopping at least every two weeks
[ ] AIM
[x] Camera
TOTAL SO FAR: 29

[x] electric or gas/scooter/motorcycle/car
[ ] guitar/drums/bass guitar
[ ] Piano/Keyboard
[x] Any other instrument
[x] Hammock
[x] Been on a cruise (soon)
[x] Traveled out of the state
[x] Had a personal trainer
[x] Expensive jewelry
[x] Met a celebrity
TOTAL SO FAR: 37

[ ]Straightener/curling iron
[x] Been to a batting cage
[x] Had 100$ at one time
[x] Credit card or atm card,debit card
[x] Been to Europe
[ ] Been to Hawaii
[x] Been to NY
[x] Been to LA
[x] Been to Florida
[ ] Been to Las Vegas
[x] Been someone strange
TOTAL SO FAR: 45

[x] Car
[x] Jet (does work count)
[x] camping
[x] Been to 5+states in the US (fuck I've been to 25!)
[x] 100+ buddies on myspace
[ ] More than one house
TOTAL SO FAR: 50

[x] Home cooked meal almost every day
[x] Been in a limo
[x] Been in a helicopter
[x] Own a camcorder
[x] Own a laptop
TOTAL SO FAR: 55

Come on PR, this is grade 4 shit. GrammAr not grammer.

Apostrophes can be used to shorten words or bring two together. This symbol: ' must
always replace a letter in order to be used properly!

You're: Short form of 'you are'. "You're paying too much for that
Prada bag"
Your: Representing something that belongs to someone else in the 2nd person.
Your hat doesn't match your shoes you skank!

They're: Short form of 'they are'. "They're bad spellers."
There: Demonstrating a location. "The dictionary is over there"
Their: Belonging to 'them'. "Their dictionary has never been
used."

Then: Demonstrating situational time. "I have to go to the mall then
go tanning."
Than: Describing an amount of something. "Nicole Richie is better than
Paris Hilton.

It's: Short form of 'it is'. "It's about time I got paid."
Its: Belonging to an object or common noun. "My Flight Attendant Manual is
green, its pages are full of useful information."

Andy's: Short for Andy is or something belonging to Andy. "Andy's a
fag." "Andy's car is hot and goes super fast."
Ross' When a name or noun finishes with an s you simply add an apostrophe. It
sounds like "Ross's" but that is incorrect, it's spelled Ross'.
Kids' Same concept. "Kids' wear."

Which: Describing a particular item. "Which one of you slutinas slept
with my boyfriend?
Witch: Noun, old fictitious hags with a broom back in the day. "You're ugly,
you witch."

Weather: Noun describing the outside conditions. The weather is great!
Whether: Conjunction used in indirect questions to introduce one alternative.
Whether or not you douche your sticky, illiterate vag is none of my business.

Another use of apostrophe just for good measure:
"Why the fuck's a Frenchie writin' this?"
The i in is may be replaced by a ' and the g may be replaced by a '.

There's many more but I'll leave it at this. If you're unsure about something,
check on-line, there a hundreds of dictionaries and thesauruses, or you can just ask a
grown up like me!

"What was that? -Hahaha Oh that? That was the rave revolution of the youth. It was
sort of like a mockery of the way of reality. Because they thought it was all about
smiles, sweetness, flowers and candy. But there is something bitter to the taste, and to
pretend that there isn't, is foolish." -From Këoki Klash
Now do a big line of heroin and listen to electro, but be sure to post pictures of you
doing it on pr and you will be cool, I will be your friend.

Heather and Janson at clubs:
H&J: Who knows?
Gino: What?
H&J: Who knows?
Gino: ...huh?
H&J: GGGGGGGGGGG knows! *stretch out the g* (Giiiiinos)
24K GOLD!

I REALLY love this place.
And I’m probably not as bitchy as I seem...
Candy Kids are good people, well....I unno, IF they’re sober, calm, wearing something
decent (god these kids wouldn’t know style if it bit ’em in the ass) or shitting on
dancefloor at Goodfellas.

Yeah that’s right I fuck girls, why?
1. ’Cause I can
2. Girls are hot
3. I get hot girls
4. I get girls hot
5. It makes guys jealous and pisses them off
6. Damn it, I don’t do #1 anymore, loss of interest lol, but it was fun while it lasted.

Paranoid: Low
Schizoid: Low
Schizotypal: Low
Antisocial: Low
Borderline: Low
Histrionic: Moderate (Love for attention-That’s not so abnormal is it?)
Narcissistic: Moderate (Love for ones self-I think that’s important anyway)
Avoidant: Low
Dependent: Low
Obsessive-Compulsive: Low
http://www.4degreez.com/misc/personality_disorder_test.mv

YOOOOO Le monde suce en esti içitte! hahahaha crisse de têtes carées, j’les
adore!

Andy @ WEMF 2002 shining flash light on the ground: "It’s all fun and games ’till
someone loses a Pi."

6 years ago...
Gabby: Andy you’re on 4.5 pills why aren’t you high?
Andy: I’m on a bus full of junglists, singing fucking euro love songs and you think I’m
not high?!?!

December 31st 2003 is my 6 year. Goodfellas I guess. Again, no shirt this year for
everyone to sign lol

Oh I know Acadian Raver, I have a crush on him.
-That’s me you fucking cunt!
-Oh.

Person: Dude you're better known than most djs in Toronto!
Me: No I'm not.
Person: YA YOU ARE!
Me: Oh, that SUCKS!

I am a HUGE
EnYcE
WhOrE!

~I’m not a whore, I’m sexually generous!~
Who are you and WHY do you think you can get with me?
I’m probably just kidding about most of the mean stuff I said. I’m also not
at all as cocky as I come off, it’s just for jokes. I mean, would you actually be THIS
cocky if you looked like me? Hah, womp woooomp.

-Princess

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This will probably cancel out the next paragraph but ...what the heck: If you were
offended by anything I said above, good, you deserve to be. Why would pixels on a
computer screen from some guy you’ll probably never meet offend you? Are you THAT weak?


Having said all that, I hope you don’t think I’m mean or excessively opinionated, because
I am far from it. If you want to message me and say that you think I’m an ignorant,
shallow, egotistical, insecure asshole, go ahead, I value and respect your opinions and
would be glad to offer a valid explanation. You need to realize that the internet and
raves are not real life. They are pass-times, get-togethers, something fun, no more.
Don’t take everything so seriously, you will live longer and happier that way. The people
who know me personally ie: my friends, Toronto people, people who MATTER, know what I am
really like, they know I’m a great person with a big heart who’s just joking around on
here; I don’t actually mean everything I said above, probably *snickers* I’m not ignorant
or close-minded like I seem and my personality is KEY! No, you can't be me so stop
trying.

PUYCE!