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Life's too short to wake up in the morning with regrets
So love the people that treat you right
Forget about the ones who don't
And believe that everything happens for a reason
If you get a chance, take it
If it changes your life, let it
No one said it'd be easy


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Random Funny Quotes
"then make a posterboard and hang it out your window. looking to get
laid" must be male, avaible for sex session. being clean is a +"
"Plus...with my boobs and your body...holy shit...Viagra would go out of
business"
"like if people saw me and you together, like fucking, they would cum by just
looking"
"lol after being with you I dont see how he can go back to ol' rosie"
"I'm gonna go walk this situation off"
"Amber, every fuckin guy on this planet would be your fuck buddy lol"
"u suck, but u suck goooood"
"id hit it x2"
"I bet Jason is jealous that ur my lezbian lover!!"
"here is a total guy comment.. I’d fuck you."
"But Brandy, Jason and I don’t have sex" ...Brandy says,
"BULLLLLLSHIIIIIT"
"Road Head..laughed through the whole thing"
"i thought it was just a regular vibrator not the clitmaster 2,000"
"wow...this is like haveing sex..just through the stupid pooter"
"i would so rape u "
"guys are like lava lamps, pretty to look at but not too bright"
in a car smoking a bowl, cars come, Brandy hides the bowl n goes "it might be
a cop" so Jamie goes "fuck that just hit it!"
"yo, why the fuck is johnny in the shower with his moms neways!?"
"she gets more action than twister"
"ooooooh amber, i wanna fuck u in the ass all night long and i’ll look like
this when i boink you"
"i can see you now... partying, shakin your butt, lookin cute, getting
drunk... silly... and pocketing anything that looks cool. haha"
"omg tell him be like sorry i’m a lesbian and i have a massive case of herpes
so you might wanna stay away...yea i had some fun after we broke up"
"I don’t think there’s a woman named Amber that isn’t hot as a solar flare.
You never see 200 pound women with eyepatches named Amber..."
"I’ve never gotten killed here!"
"man I didnt think there was anything beautiful in PA but I was
wrong"
"girl you and me are gonna have the best sex ever"
"Amber remember when we almost got a D.U.n.I?"
"what is an icescraper?"
"i missed that ass."
"Ok ur straight but have a "bi" switch on you!"
"i hope you have nipples"
"I shall call him Squishy and he shall be mine and he shall be my
Squishy"
"cum on you know your a big bag of sex"
"sometimes she would be better wiht a bag over her head tho" (about
christina aguilera)
"your not retarded, your just not weed educated"
"so you wanna wrestle in a pool filled with baby oil? could be fun!"
"I could totally see my nipples pressed against yours!"
"yo! we should have a 3-some wit the old dead man!"
"i’ll cock smack him rite on his forehead then i’ll stick it in his ear
then i’ll bust in his eye so he can watch my kids"
"You can get money back from BJ’s"
"you taste good in my mouth"
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Have a nice day.. and most of all... KeeP IT ReaL

.·.It’s hard enough to be what you are
·.Harder to be what you’re not
.·.It’s hard to know what you need to get
·.Harder to know what you’ve got

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