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I enjoy smoking angeldust, Getting shitfaced in public, lighting stuff on fire,
desacrating tombstones, eating sand, Slipping Ruphies in peoples drinks, peeping in
windows,cockblocking my friends, snatching purses, digging up corpses at the graveyard,
macking your boyfriend, stepping on peoples heels, putting rocks in snowballs, spitting in
ash trays, ice fishing in the summer, snuff porn, Beating up small children. Making bomb
threats, sexually harrassing coworkers, stealing from the homeless, running over
pedestrians, snorting large amounts of K, masterbating in public, putting razorblades in
halloween candy, world domination, pricking people with dirty needles, eating gum off the
bottom of my shoe, cursing at the elderly, kicking people when they're down, armed
robberies, keepin it raw! Oh, and JUNGLE

I pledge allegiance to the fair and balanced truth.
Not the biased truth
Not the liar's truth
But the highest truth
I will not be deceived
Nor will I believe
In the Propaganda
I will not fall for the Okey-Doke
I am tuned-in

"You want beef muthafucka? Well i'm known for cookin steaks..."
{r.i.p. Shystee}