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I fantasize about the day i can wear an eyepatch in public

I wish i had an androgonous name

I'm quite fond of those who whistle

If i could wail at any one instrument, i would choose the harmonica

I cringe at spit, thus i hate it when people lick thier hands to seperate paper

I’d give anything for Heterochromia iridium

I dispise Hummers

I don't shower daily...
nor do i flush the toilet after each use.

I hate milk mustache ads but i love clever adertising.

I think toenails are best unpainted

Random acts of kindness make me all bubbly

I hate it when people cough in my breathing space, i can just imagine all the germ
particles and saliva spraying out of thier mouths

I love clouds

I am afraid of the dark but i love the night-time

I worry i won't be a good bed-time story reader to my future children. I mean have you
recently tried to read a doctor Susses book out loud, its harder than Shakespere

I love abandoned things and sunken ships

The black depths of the ocean scare me

I think the Virgin Mary is the most beautiful woman i've ever seen

I badly want to learn sign-language

My favorite cuss word is CUNT

And.....

I love tacky lawn furniture.
Someday i am going to have a grand backyard full of formerly abandond highly-flamable
1970's sofas and bitchin' plastic 2-seater lawn chairs in the shape of seashells. It will
be an event, you'll wish you were there. I will carve some of my favorite artworks into
the surrounding trees and hang candle lit lanters from each branch.