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A dime has 118 ridges around the edge.
A cat has 32 muscles in each ear.
A crocodile cannot stick out its tongue.
A dragonfly has a life span of 24 hours.
A goldfish has a memory span of three seconds.
A "jiffy" is an actual unit of time for 1/100th of a second.
A shark is the only fish that can blink with both eyes.
A snail can sleep for three years.
Al Capone's business card said he was a used furniture dealer.
All 50 states are listed across the top of the LincolnMemorial on the back of the $5
bill.
Almonds are a member of the peach family.
An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.
Babies are born without kneecaps. They don't appear until the child reaches 2 to 6 years
of age.
Butterflies taste with their feet.
Cats have over one hundred vocal sounds. Dogs only have about 10.
"Dreamt" is the only English word that ends in the letters "mt".
February 1865 is the only month in recorded history not to have a full moon
In the last 4,000 years, no new animals have been domesticated.
If the population of Chinawalked past you, in single file, the line would never end
because of the rate of reproduction.

If you are an average American, in your whole life, you will spend an average of 6
months waiting at red lights.
It's impossible to sneeze with your eyes open.
Leonardo Da Vinci invented the scissors.
Maineis the only state whose name is just one syllable.
No word in the English language rhymes with month, orange, silver, or purple.
On a Canadian two dollar bill, the flag flying over the Parliament building is an
American flag.
Our eyes are always the same size from birth, but our nose and ears never stop growing.

Peanuts are one of the ingredients of dynamite
Rubber bands last longer when refrigerated.
"Stewardesses" is the longest word typed with only the left hand and
"lollipop" with your right.
The average person's left hand does 56% of the typing.
The cruise liner, QE2, moves only six inches for each gallon of diesel that it burns.
The microwave was invented after a researcher walked by a radar tube and a chocolate bar
melted in his pocket.
The sentence: "The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog" uses every letter
of the alphabet.
The winter of 1932 was so cold that Niagara Fallsfroze completely solid.
The words 'racecar,' 'kayak' and 'level' are the same whether they are read left to right
or right to left (palindromes).

There are 293 ways to make change for a dollar.
There are more chickens than people in the world.
There are only four words in the English language which end in "dous":
tremendous, horrendous, stupendous, and hazardous

There are two words in the English language that have all five vowels in order:
"abstemious" and "facetious."
There's no Betty Rubble in the Flintstones Chewables Vitamins.
Tigers have striped skin, not just striped fur.
TYPEWRITER is the longest word that can be made using the letters only on one row of the
keyboard.
Winston Churchill was born in a ladies' room during a dance.
Women blink nearly twice as much as men.
Your stomach has to produce a new layer of mucus every two weeks; otherwise it will
digest itself.




















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fuckin' parade in the city. And don't even get me started on the Dom-in-i-cans, 'cause
they make the Puerto Ricans look good. Fuck the Bensonhurst Italians with their pomaded
hair, their nylon warm-up suits, their St. Anthony medallions, swinging their, Jason
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Upper East Side wives with their Hermes scarves and their fifty-dollar Balducci
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And then they want to turn around and blame everything on the white man. Slavery ended one
hundred and thirty seven years ago. Move the fuck on! Fuck the corrupt cops with their
anus violating plungers and their 41 shots, standing behind a blue wall of silence. You
betray our trust! Fuck the priests who put their hands down some innocent child's pants.
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JC! He got off easy! A day on the cross, a weekend in hell, and all the hallelujahs of the
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can kiss my royal Irish ass!