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I am the personification of satire.

Satire: Irony, sarcasm, or caustic wit used to attack or expose folly, vice, or
stupidity.

If you're incapable of using proper punctuation, grammar, spelling or you've taken a
liking to using far fewer letters than the word actually requires don't bother to contact
me.

I enjoy engaging in deep conversations, reading, running and listening to music.
One might say that I am delightful and dreadfully demoralizing, which both currently and
in retrospect has its advantages.
As far as interests go, I tend to read works written by Anne Rice, James Patterson,
Goethe, Laurell K. Hamilton, H.P Lovecraft, Oscar Wilde, Voltaire and various medical
writers and editors.
Aesthetics, human rights, anatomy/bones/neurology, and motifs also tend to grab a large
portion of my interest. I enjoy researching abnormal psychology, stem cells, microbiology
and philosophical history. I rarely watch television, or rather I can't sit still long
enough to watch television. I am very self-sufficient and enjoy keeping myself both
mentally and physically occupied. I have a very dry sense of humor unless I'm inebriated
so don't be offended if I don't laugh if you crack a joke. I eat a lot (although my body
may display otherwise) but I've grown to enjoy my petite physique.
I have many acquaintances but very few people I can call friends, the closest people to me
are my mum, my sister and my bib.

I'm well aware that I'm attractive, I carry a hand held mirror in my purse so if you're
going to asseverate that, please, be creative. The whole idea is to get my attention, so
do so with something I haven't heard before. I wouldn't say that I'm egocentric, I'm just
confident, a concept many of you have yet to grasp. Besides, even if you had me you
wouldn't know what to do with me.

This Bio does me absolutely no justice, I guess that means you'll just have to meet me.


I'm as fake as a wedding cake
And I'm Vague and I know that I'm
homopolitan
Pitifully predictable
Correctly political

I'm the new, I'm the new, new model
I've got nothing inside
Better in the head and in bed
At the office
I can suck and smile
New
new
new model

I can choke and diet on coke
I'm Spun and I know
That I'm Stoned and Rolling

Lifelike and poseable
Hopeless and disposable

I'm the new, I'm the new, new model
I've got nothing inside
Better in the head and in bed
At the office
I can suck and smile
New
new
new model

Pitifully predictable
Correctly political

Don't let them know how far you go
Or that you use your "lovers"
Oh look, you're like a VCR
Stick something in to know
Just who you are

I'm the new, I'm the new, new model
I've got nothing inside
Better in the head and in bed
At the office
I can suck and smile
New
new
new model

New
new
new model


Yeah, I go see, I go see.
Nobody sees me.

"Ah, piece of meat, come here.
Show me your bag."

And they stick their finger in you.

"I just wanna taste your temperature."

Go see, go see, go see,
go see somebody else.

I ain't no good at this.
I ain't no good at this at all.

But even if you are good at it,
what, exactly, are you good at?