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I'm so emo that I eat really spicy food so it makes me cry.

I figured I should probably write a little about myself, rather than call you a douche
(you're a douche for reading this). I work in IT; currently I'm the Team Lead QA at this
pretty amazing small software company that does huge things. I work a lot, but I love
what I do.

I happen to like a great variety of music, and I also hate a crap load of music too. I
think people that say "I like everything but country" don’t really like music at
all. To like, you need to hate (or dislike if you dislike that word). I don’t listen to
the radio, so I don’t have a clue what’s cool. Well, other than the crap that I might
scan across on much music. Here is the ever lasting listing of music that I like, because
well, most find comfort in lame associations.

Jamiroquai, Pheonix, Bloc Party, Nine Inch Nails, Ballyhoo, Postal Service, Ladytron, John
B, Taking Back Sunday, My Chemical Romance, Radiohead, Pulp, WuTang, Rage Against the
machine, the roots, Aphex Twin, Michelle Gondry Music Videos, Architecture in Helsinki,
New order, Underworld, hellogoodbye, stone temple pilots, death from above 1979, hot hot
heat, Jet, Metric, shout out louds, the hives, the killers, the raconteurs, the white
stripes, Bjork, Tricky, Massive Attack, lucious Jackson, face to face, the get up kids, dj
spinbad mixes, acoustic covers: notably frent's of bizarre love triangle.

What else is there? People say I can cook. This is actually false. I just happen to
know where to get proper ingredients and know that cooking past "medium" is just
stupid. I don’t own a microwave.

If you couldn’t tell by now, I love Chuck Klosterman. Don’t know who he is? He writes
books. I highly recommend reading books. Especially ones without dragons or pretend spy
stories. I happen to like reading long winded essays. I find Noam Chomsky really funny.
Disjointed sentences are amazingly fun!

What other media should I cover? I guess all? I read from 5 news sources a day, I like
to know things. I love screwed up TV more than movies. I love good music videos more
than fucked up TV. What’s fucked up TV? Robot chicken, Wondershowzen, South Park, and
Family guy when it crosses the line.

I hope you found this not to be informative, and to be a complete waste of your time. The
only thing that you could possibly get out of this is that I'm excessively sarcastic and
that I have a horrible taste in music. Be sure to check out my modeling pics, people seem
to like them.