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Holy spaced out...on this flip-side the sky melts with the intense purple-green and the
orange oceans...am i really seeing this? Is this all real? did i just say that?...Can
they hear me?....no?....good...there is some next level shit going on in this
world...secret government testing Bio & Chem weapons on sections of cities, Groups of
minorities and foreign counrties...Am i just bullshitting or am i telling the
truth...nobody knows...just like how "they" are watching us...Pfffft HEAR THIS
"SUCK MY WHANG"

ne ways....now that i got that off my chest i would like to give out props to a few ppl:
VPDeals and Efes...Yo bros!, Nikki...My baby!!!; calm n cool but ready to party at a
moments notice, Mr. Slippery....ur an inspiration and tha coolest, Dj Spunk...ur wicked
and bad...remember that next i goto kick ur ass, Scottie Ephex...ur Sets R tha bomb and ur
a wicked cool guy, MaggottyAnne...ur the coolest to sit and sketch out with...and i mean
the coolest, and i’d like to give a shout out to Matty...Thanx for Greenfields, Dj
Opel...You fuckin rocked the trailer, and Many many more..lastly 1/2 the Ravers Across the
World!!!!!!!(the other 1/2 are tools)


I found this "slogan Generator" and its Fuckin funny...check it out
http://thesurrealist.co.uk/slogan.cgi?word=lemon
put in ur name...or something...and prepare to laff ur ass off!!!

I found this Urban Dictonary and check this out...notice the 5th meaning...

1. fuckhead
1) A person of shitty intelligence and/or judgment.
2) One whose head has been fucked repeatedly by a person, place, thing, or idea.
3) A widely-circulated fake video found on P2P file-sharing programs such as KaZaa
featuring a balding fuckhead (definition #1) thrusting his cranium into a fake plastic
vagina.
4) A penis or phallic object of some kind.
5) The president of the United States.
(www.urbandictionary.com)
R.I.P
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Brian Lillycrop(one of my boys)
Mark Lee(another one)
Dimebag Darrell

Went To a party on march 4th and...besides a huge brawl(Props to our crew), N_O_I and I
got to see tits for a combined price of $4!!!
For Real...they were nice boobs too...



XMAS IS CANCELLED

T'was the night before Christmas - Old Santa was pissed.
He cussed out the elves and threw down his list.
Miserable little brats, ungrateful little jerks.
I have a good mind to scrap the whole works.

I've busted my ass for damn near a year.
Instead of "Thanks Santa" - what do I hear?
The old lady bitches cause I work late at night...
The elves want more money - The reindeer all fight.

Rudolph got drunk and goosed all the maids.
Donner is pregnant and Vixen has AIDS.
And just when I thought that things would get better,
Those assholes from IRS sent me a letter.

They say I owe taxes - if that ain't damn funny.
Who the hell ever sent Santa Claus any money?
And the kids these days - they all are the pits.
They want the impossible ...Those mean little sh*ts.

I spent a whole year making wagons and sleds,
Assembling dolls...Their arms, legs and heads,
I made a ton of yoyo's - No request for them...
They want computers and robots...they think I'm IBM.

Flying through the air...dodging the trees,
Falling down chimneys and skinning my knees.
I'm quitting this job...there's just no enjoyment.
I'll sit on my fat ass and draw unemployment.

There's no Christmas this year...now you know the reason...
I found me a blonde. I'm going SOUTH for the season!


What are the three best things about Amnesia?

1. You can hide your own easter eggs
2. You meet a new person every day and
3. You can hide your own easter eggs


Hick Rave 5 - PROPS TO EVERYONE WHO CAME
and SPECIAL PROPS TO mR.tIPPY AND DJ SPUNK for the Daring 401 naked dance...fuckin
unforgetable

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This One time I got a monkey to take notes for me in class...
I'd just sit there with my mind in complete blank while the monkey scribbled on little
pieces of paper.
At the end of the week the teacher said "class I want you to write a paper using your
notes"
so I wrote one that said " Hello, My name is bingo, I like to climb on things; can I
have a banana??...eek eek"
I got an "F"....I told my mom about it and she said "I thought I told you
never trust a monkey"
The End

--==Monkey Related flash animations==--...Thanx n_o_i

http://www.funfreepages.com/flash/little_red_monkey.php

http://www.weebls-stuff.com/wab/anyhoo/



Disorder Rating
Paranoid: Med.
Schizoid: Low
Schizotypal: Med.
Antisocial: Low
Histrionic: Med.
Narcissistic: Low
Avoidant: Med.
Dependent: Low
Obsessive-Compulsive: Low

"I'll sleep with one eye open, while the other two drift together specmins from the
promise lands" - Aesop Rock

"Maybe I'll still here, stoke my billy goat beard and rethink the time angels
appeared" - Aesop Rock

"All I ever wanted was to pick apart the day, and put the pieces back together my
way" - Aesop Rock







PorchMonkies!!!!!!