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UK MASSIVE

I AM A JUNGLIST
I AM JUNGLE.....BUMBLE

WOBBLE WOBBLE

i live in west end of mississauga, and it is fucking boring here......thats why i try to
go to toronto or anywhere out of here as much as possible.
its kinda hard without being able to drive lol


I DONT DO CHEMICAL DRUGS ANYMORE AT ALL....HELL I BARELY DRINK

------>o ye...marijuana is like my medication...it keeps me sane....im
serious<--------


what do they call an english muffin in england?..a muffin?..if so what do they call a
muffin? a cake?..so wut do they call a cake?



SAUGA CREW REPRESENT............BIGUP MASSIF....B'OH

BRADFORD CREW REPRESENT.......BOH
(even thoug your all slowly makin your way towards the city)
--------> \\m/ >_< \m// <--------

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-----///\\-----Plz
----///-\\\----Put This
---|||---|||---On Your
---|||---|||---account If
---|||---|||---You Know
----\\\-///----Someone
-----\\///-----Who Is Sick
------///\-----Or Has
-----///\\\----Died Of
----///--\\\---Cancer





A guy walks into a bar, sits down and says to the bartender, "Quick pour me twelve
drinks." So the bartender pours him twelve shots and the guy starts shooting them
back as fast as he could, one after another. The bartender says to the guy, "Boy you
are drinking those drinks really fast." The guys says, "Well, you would be
drinking really fast too if you had what I've got." The bartender says, "What've
you got?" The guy says, "75 cents."--------I thought this was
fucking hilarious............my goodness






A woman was shopping at her local supermarket where she selected: a half-gallon of 2%
milk, a carton of eggs, a quart of orange juice, a head of romaine lettuce, a 2 lb. can of
coffee, and a 1 lb. package of bacon. As she was unloading her items on the conveyor belt
to check out, a drunk standing behind her watched as she placed the items in front of the
cashier. While the cashier was ringing up her purchases, the drunk calmly stated,
"You must be single." The woman was a bit startled by this proclamation, but she
was intrigued by the derelict's intuition, since she was indeed single. She looked at her
six items on the belt and saw nothing particularly unusual about her selections that could
have tipped off the drunk to her marital status. Curiosity getting the better of her, she
said "Well, you know what, you're absolutely correct. But how on earth did you know
that?" The drunk replied, "Cause you're ugly."------FUCKING
HILARIOUS






A guy came into a bar one day and said to the barman "Give me six double
vodkas."

The barman says "Wow! you must have had one hell of a day."

"Yes, I've just found out my older brother is gay."

The next day the same guy came into the bar and asked for the same drinks. When the
bartender asked what the problem was today the answer came back, "I've just found out
that my younger brother is gay too!"

On the third day the guy came into the bar and ordered another six double vodkas.

The bartender said "Jesus! Doesn't anybody in your family like women?"

"Yeah, my wife..."----what a crazy week it was for
him....lol