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Login:	!Sexy.Dexy!
Role:	Regular
Mood:	Drained - Mood history
Real Name:	King Dexter
Gender:	Male
Status:	Attached & not looking
Location:	Mississauga, Ontario, Canada
Birthdate:	Dec 18, 1985, I'm 22 and a Sagittarius
My +Buddies:	!!!!!gumme, !!!Santa-Mike!!!, !!_K_A_O_S_!!, !JohnyNumonic, EvilAngel, -Ill-EffEctZ-, -nothing-, AcadianBreaker, bangel, bigs, cuddlebug, emcee_elbow, Emily., Heenan, junglette4lif, Mc_Tropicanna, Rocahbye., SaWa, slverbckGORILLA, SugaBaybee, T-UNIT, TROPIC, [zombiepuff], \|.Soul.Royale.\|
+Buddy Of:	!!!!!gumme, !!!!sober_lol_jk, !!!Santa-Mike!!!, !!_K_A_O_S_!!, !JohnyNumonic, !sMiLeY, !\|2iSh, (drew), EvilAngel, -Ill-EffEctZ-, -nothing-, 420knights, AcadianBreaker, angel_rave, bangel, bigs, black_kat_69, Blixit, cuddlebug, demon121, emcee_elbow, Emily., EtniezGrrl, Heenan, junglette4lif, Just-Jake, KoMuNiSt, LI$A, Macaroni_Duck, Mc_Tropicanna, perfect-flaw, Pixel_181, polish_raver, Princess.Cheeba, reazy, Rocahbye., SaWa, shitniggafuck, slverbckGORILLA, SugaBaybee, T-UNIT, takeme2extasy, TheUKConnection, THE_EXORCIST, the_hidden_gem, trancetech, TROPIC, Wishmaster1969, [zombiepuff], \|.Soul.Royale.\|
Bio:	________________________________________ I PUT MY BODY THROUGH HELL SO I CAN PUT MY MIND IN HEAVEN. ________________________________________ In my world where emptyness lies and nothing but hate controls my mind. My mountains too steap to conquer I'm trapped inside myself. Torn apart by my demonic figures Images projected by my veins a masquerade of chaos revealed the secrets of my mind. A fearsome quest, the bitter truth left alone I got no soul As long as their is life there is pain I'm damned to breathe and to be insane. Pain is all where nothing is. Is nothing where pain is all? Bloodshot eyes - metal skin Serpents tongue - dagger claws Dragon wings - crooked horns K.I.N.G \| OLD MANS CHILD\| SLAYER \| AMON AMARTH \| DIMMU BORGIR \| CHILDREN OF BODOM \| OPETH \| \| DARK FUNERAL \| IRON MAIDEN \| NIGHTWISH \| ICED EARTH \| IMMORTAL \| EMPEROR \| ZYKLON \| \| DISSECTION \| SYNERGY \| IN FLAMES \| ANTHRAX \| ANNIHILATOR \| FLOTSAM & JETSAM \| \| HALLOWS EVE \| VOIVOD \| MERCYFUL FATE \| BIOHAZARD \| SEPULTURA \| NUCLEAR ASSAULT \| \| TESTAMENT \| EXODUS \| BATHORY \| MARDUK \| CATHEDRAL \| HAGGARD \| NILE \| BORKNAGAR \| \| AMORPHIS \| ARCH ENEMY \| AT THE GATES \| KREATOR \| KATATONIA \| KAMELOT \| \| CARPATHIAN FOREST \| SATYRICON \| BEHEMOTH \| SUFFOCATION \| MANOWAR \| RHAPSODY \| \| VENOM \| VADER \| SAINT VITUS \| CRYPTOPSY \| ROTTING CHRIST \| BEPHLEGOR \| DISMEMBER \| \| KATAKLYSM \| THE KOVENANT \| CARCASS \| DARK LUNACY \| DEATH \| THERION \| TIAMAT \| \| OBITUARY \| MORBID ANGEL \| GOD DETHRONED \| DYING FETUS \| DEICIDE \| DESTROYER 666 \| \| BOLT THROWER \| LIMBONIC ART \| BAL-SAGOTH \| ENSLAVED \| GORGOROTH \| HELLHAMMER\| \| GOATWHORE \| MYSTIC CIRCLE \| NAGLFAR \| SUMMONING \| CELTIC FROST \| DEATH ANGEL \| \| DARK ANGEL \| DESTRUCTION \| GWAR \| METAL CHURCH \| TYPE O NEGATIVE \| I dont know any of you Retarded Raving Shmucks!.... I'm talking about the New Wave Of Retarded Young Crust! I dont wanna know ppl that look like that... but dont get me wrong. I DO WANT YOU AROUND, because its like open season all year round.... AND I just got my "SHMUCKS UNLIMITED-The Great by-pass Security Infested Ravedoors" License Renewal..... AAAAAAAAND This time I was smart and got the one thats good for 3 years, and all it cost me was 3 kurt schillings and a few drywall screws.......A special feature this year is a number of tournaments that are sponsored by some really big names in the industry and Wikkid Special Even... I'm entitled to enter any tournament I want so I did.... I entered in: The Sponsored Tournaments.... Dexter And The Furious Self Fisting Nuns Of Avacado present - "The Hunt For Fat Sluts looking like Uncle Red Who Party Sober"..... Hunt For the person that is mentioned in the name of the tournament. theres 3 of them..... U can skin them afterwards for contraband and shit.....yea, thats right, I said contraband, it still doesnt mean I know wat da fuck it even means or if it applies to this somehow.... 1st Place prize - Drugs....Lots of them.... 2nd Place prize - Ur daddy fucks U second... 3rd Place prize - A Fisting by the north star Vivid Videos - "Dead-Beat Does Shotgun" 2006 Bring a shotgun and do the Dead-beats..... JUST DO IT! 1st place prize - Shotgun Does all the people U dont like, And makes the girls U like, Like you back, Like it or not! 2nd place prize - You do the dead-beat at dead-beat penis point. 3rd place prize - Gravity controlling device that makes u implode cuz it sounds like a kool and safe prize, but it ends up being really mean and dangerous.... SEGA, Tkachovski, and Nitemare are teaming up to bring you.... - "Techno Gothic Symphonic Splatterhouse 7" Walk around a haunted Ravehouse thats full of gothic enemies. May your sword stay wet like a young girl in her prime because A War hammer Maul is what you will be holding high before bashing the gothic heads off the gothic bodies. You wear a Skull mask thats an actual skull and once u put it on u go all musclular and kool looking and shit. documentation of the bloodsplatter on the walls is something U must do. U didnt know that documentation was required when U entered the tournament, If U did, U wouldnt have entered cuz documentation sux and shit. The Symphonic music that is constantly playing while u go around and do this doesnt sound like it belongs in the tournament, BUT its suppose to calm you nerves when u see the goths and go buck wild on them, and then pissed off even more cuz u gotta document like a fucking pen wielding office worker. 1st Place prize - Gothedammerung iron cross for hate filled anger fueled love. And A nice blonde luscious hootered sexy slut. U can fuck her, make her do ur bidding and shitting, rape her, torture her, cross her heart and hope for her to die then stick a nice fat rusty needle right in her eye. U can Hit her with the hammer too if u want, but that requires documentation. 2nd place prize - A sunshine rainbow lollipopping rainbow thats full desks.....Yea, I KNOW, It sounds better and better after every word u read until u hit the last one......mother fucking zambeze river! 3rd Place prize - A ransom note telling u that ur most prized possession is in a hostage crisis. The purpotrator demands that U seize! U fucking No good GM Engine! !sexy.dexy!, Heenan, JunglistGurl, Sin2k2, Sawa, AND Purerave PRESENT - "St. Valentines Day Mass-Insultacre" Theres only one prize U can win. BUT ITS WIKKID! Ur gonna get told off like U were suppose to get told off but the egg in ur mothers pussy was a fucking retard and it wasnt even able to form a proper duhhhhhhhhHadfbnfjfgb so when u swam up to it before the billion other swimmers did, U untered a retarded ovum, and now ur getting told off about how u were created....Nice eh? MANY MANY PRIZES TO BE WON! And a Few Special Events and shit thrown by the commiteee..... "Bewlilderdon RaveTennis Tournament" Try and beat Andre The Giant Agassi. Maybe u want a shot at the Penis sisters? Racquetteering can be done here as well. How U ask? Well dont fucking ask cuz its obviously taking a racquet and teering all over shit that u racqueteer over. Its a fun event. Theres no "Sledgehammered BiJammered Sluty Whore Series" Bijammered? ever been in that mood before? Yea? Well if U said YES, Ur gonna get sledgehammered cuz it means U know what it means. This is for the people who dont know wat da fuck bijammered means but always see ppl on purerave and shit in a bijammered mood. Bijammered Or not, We need both kinds of ppl, YES YOU PEOPLE! Full Dress code in effect.... The Men must wear Medieval armour, the really shiny kind like sir lance a lot, and the women must wear skimmpy, see thru, slutty, whorish, barelly even there type of shit. If ur a man, ull be swinging a really heavy hammer.... If ur a woman, u'll be getting hit with the sledge hammer and turning into really slutty particles of slutdust. fun for the whole family..... And last but CERTAINLY not the least The All-Star Show with 3 contests.... Sell Your Bunk To The Faggot Chunk - Sell as many Fake, Poisoned, pissed on drugs as U can in 5 minutes.... Laugh A home run - Pick A person To verbally abuse and see how far U can go. Use own special humilliation tactics, and own trademarked offensive style of putting them in their place. Slam Punk Contest - Going 1 at a time, Each thug Contestant has 10 minutes Robbery Time and everyone BUT security is a target! Find the Dealers as fast as possible, theres 20 of them, If some are ur friends, think of a reason rite now to tell them why u robbed them. If u try to rob security, Then Security Ron comes and beats the living fucking hell out of u and throws u down the stairs and U end up getting jacked outside due to bad karma. Do what you have to do to come out on top... COLLECT BONUS ITEMS THAT ARE SCATTERED ALL OVER THE DANCE FLOOR FOR SPECIAL POWERS AND WEAPONS. Vial Of K - Slow Down Clock Briefly, pain tolerance increases briefly Ball of K - Stop Time and recieve matrix style robbing ability Razor Blade - Close and long range weapon, Ability to cut lines is increased, Spit it from ur mouth from a distance, or slice from close range for precision Slashing Of eye lids, throats and nitty grittty witty titties who keep saying "NO!" to you! Gram Of Coke - Nitro Rinsing Out Booster Rinse! Gram Of Crystal - Super Speed Robbery but Cops mite be everywhere... Exctacy - MASH meter maxed out! U can Hug AND Mug at the same time. Knife - Close range weapon, Works GREAT! RAPE is added as alternative measure ONLY if ur robbing the opposite sex and if they have no money, drugs or bling bling. Pool Ball in A sock - No more struggles with the brave twinks White Gloves - Give to really good liquid kid, In return, EGO and FLOW will be added to ur Characteristics. Full of ur self sounding and WIKKID looking robberies is what you will have. Nerd Glasses - A high energy plasma beam called an optic blast is fired from them. Great for robbing sabretooth, omega red, etc.. Sound too good to be true? It is, DONDALINGER Attribute is added to ur stats, if it gets too high, ur gonna waste all ur time trying to calculate the robbery beforehand. Winner Of This Contest Will be crowned RobbingMachine T3000 and U will be programed to only Rob and Rob and Rob..... THIS PROFILE WASNT MADE TO INSULT ANYONE OR ANY GROUP OF PEOPLE. Im sayin this because for some reason I just think its gonna get fucking locked, and im gonna get banned, and then all thats gonna be left for me to do is go over to my fucking sisters house and make a huge fucking scene demanding a huge amount of maple syrup and after I yell at everyone and everything for a good hour, THEN im gonna start getting fucking mad, next thing I know Im threatening my self cuz I got carried away after threatening my sisters fucking husband while I had a big whiskey drink high up in the air in one hand, and my fucking cock caught in my zipper in my other hand. THERE I PROBABLY JUST INSULTED MY SELF TO PROVE THAT IM NOT TRYIN TO INSULT ANYONE AND IF I AM TRYIN TO INSULT SOMEONE, Well then that someone is this finelly tuned, Well Groomed, but usually always ends up skrewed, MACHINE! WELCOME MY SON! WELCOME TO THE MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMPRICE IS RIGHT! WITH ROD RODY! AND BOB FUCKFACE CENILE DROP CEILING SLOB! YEAH! Reality? To be or not to be............. ITS REALLY NOT THE QUESTION! Cuz I conquered it! It stood and it fought and It said everything That I dont fucking feel Then Out of Torments orbit And out of fear with a flower behind her ear, some stupid slut realized there was dog shit all over her fucking heel! So she Lifted up her fucking shirt, Killing everything Good, I once was able to feel. Thank you darling, but did I really need that? I think ur just pissed cuz when We fuck ur pussy goes "Splat Splat Splat" AND THEN I ATE THE BOWL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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