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Im Jo, and im kinda a big deal. Id be happy to rock the fuck outta your world.



I guess I'm a CRIMINAL
but I don't gotta say a word, I just flip em the bird
and keep goin, I don't take shit from no one


im a free spirit. im random. im outspoken. i have no
shame-i regret NOTHING

We are all too skinny, too fat, too short, too lanky. Too ethnic and too pedestrian. Too
outspoken, too softhearted. Too loud, too quiet, too fast and too slow. we have too many
opinions and need to speak up. Too vain, and too self depricating. Too suspicous and too
trusting. Too passionate, too apathetic. Too pale and too tanned. Too blonde, too
brunette. Too young, too old, too black and too white.
EMBRACE THE FREAK THAT YOU ARE!








Ladies and Gentlemen of the class of '07... wear sunscreen.
If I could offer you only one tip for the future, sunscreen would be IT.

The long term benefits of sunscreen have been proved by scientists whereas the rest of my
advice has no basis more reliable than my own meandering experience.

I will dispense this advice now.

Enjoy the power and beauty of your youth. Never mind. You will not understand the power
and beauty of your youth until they have faded. But trust me, in 20 years you'll look
back
at photos of yourself and recall in a way you can't grasp now how much possibility lay
before you and how fabulous you really looked.

You are NOT as fat as you imagine.

Don't worry about the future; or worry, but know that worrying is as effective as trying
to solve an algebra equation by chewing bubblegum. The real troubles in your life are apt
to be things that never crossed your worried mind; the kind that blindside you at 4pm on
some idle Tuesday.

Do one thing every day that scares you.

Sing.

Don't be reckless with other people's hearts, don't put up with people who are
reckless with yours.

Floss.

Don't waste your time on jealousy; sometimes you're ahead, sometimes you're behind. The
race is long, and in the end, it's only with yourself.

Remember compliments you receive, forget the insults; if you succeed in doing this, tell
me how.

Keep your old love letters, throw away your old bank statements.

Stretch.

Don't feel guilty if you don't know what you want to do with your life. The most
interesting people I know didn't know at 22 what they wanted to do with their lives, some
of the most interesting 40 year olds I know still don't.

Get plenty of calcium.

Be kind to your knees, you'll miss them when they're gone.

Maybe you'll marry, maybe you won't, maybe you'll have children, maybe you won't, maybe
you'll divorce at 40, maybe you'll dance the funky chicken on your 75th wedding
anniversary. Whatever you do, don't congratulate yourself too much or berate yourself,
either. Your choices are half chance, so are everybody else's. Enjoy your body, use it
every way you can. Don't be afraid of it, or what other people think of it, it's the
greatest instrument you'll ever own.

Dance. Even if you have nowhere to do it but in your own living room.

Read the directions, even if you don't follow them.

Do NOT read beauty magazines, they will only make you feel ugly.

Get to know your parents, you never know when they'll be gone for good.

Be nice to your siblings; they are your best link to your past and the people most
likely to stick with you in the future.

Understand that friends come and go, but for the precious few you should hold on. Work
hard to bridge the gaps in geography in lifestyle because the older you get, the more you
need the people you knew when you were young.

Live in New York City once, but leave before it makes you hard; live in Northern
California once, but leave before it makes you soft.

Travel.

Accept certain inalienable truths, prices will rise, politicians will philander, you too
will get old, and when you do you'll fantasize that when you were young prices were
reasonable, politicians were noble and children respected their elders.

Respect your elders.

Don't expect anyone else to support you. Maybe you have a trust fund, maybe you'll have a
wealthy spouse; but you never know when either one might run out.

Don't mess too much with your hair, or by the time you're 40, it will look 85.


Be careful whose advice you buy, but, be patient with those who supply it. Advice is a
form of nostalgia, dispensing it is a way of fishing the past from the disposal, wiping
it
off, painting over the ugly parts and recycling it for more than it's worth.

But trust me on the sunscreen.



"Since i have no brains or legal expertise i just went out there and performed sexual
favours. 650 blowjobs in 5 days. im really quite tired."

"People once believed that when someone dies, a crow carries their soul to the land
of the dead. But sometimes, something so bad happens that a terrible sadness is carried
with it and the soul can’t rest. Then sometimes, just sometimes, the crow can bring that
soul back to put the wrong things right."

"We had two bags of grass, seventy-five pellets of mescaline, five sheets of
high-powered blotter acid, a saltshaker half-full of cocaine, a quart of rum, a case of
beer, a pint of raw ether, and two dozen amyls. Not that we needed all that for the trip,
but once you get into a serious drug collection, the tendency is to push it as far as you
can. The only thing that really worried me was the ether. There is nothing in the world
more helpless and irresponsible and depraved than a man in the depths of an ether binge,
and i knew we'd get into that rotten stuff pretty soon."

ive lived alot for 19 years, ive had experiences that im wiser and stronger for..thats
what the hard stuff does. If theres one rule i live by in life its dont say something
just because your angry, and dont let being angry stop you from saying something you want
someone to know.
People come into your life for a reason...try and figure it out while theyre here bc once
they lie and cheat it may be harder to find the message looking back.



If I was
a colour I would be: blue
a drink : A Mojito
a movie: any zombie movie
a book: Paint it Black
a smell: lavender/cotton
a flavour: Lime
a simple pleasure: photography
a season: spring, when everything is coming to life
a famous person: Betty Paige
a feeling: passion
a famous character: Alice,The L Word
an art: singing
a sense: scent, its most tied to memory
a work of art: Statue of Nike(not the shoe)
a place: The Greek Islands
an element: Water
a direction: South
a part of the body: eyes
a mode of transportation: flight
a matter :a camera