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This goes out to niagara’s finest! You know who you are!
We’re the ones who know how we do, we’ve got the stompers and the liquid cru!
Holla!
Stomp it, pop it, bounce it, roll it, shake it, cuz you know the vibe is what you make
it!
Werd!

"Computer games don't affect kids - I mean, if Pacman affected us as kids,
we'd all be running around in darkened rooms, munching magic pills and
listening to repetitive electronic music."

- Kristian Wilson [Nintendo Executive 1989]
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This is the road to enlightenment,....

1. Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not
follow. Do not walk beside me for the path is narrow. In fact just fuck off and leave me
alone.

2. The journey of a thousand miles begins with a broken fan belt and a flat tyre.

3. The darkest hour is just before dawn. So if you' re going to steal your neighbour' s
milk, that' s the time to do it.

4. Sex is like air. It' s not important unless you aren't getting any.

5. Don' t be irreplaceable. If you can' t be replaced, you can' t be promoted.

6. No one is listening until you fart.

7. Always remember you' re unique. Just like everyone else.

8. Never test the depth of the water with both feet.

9. If you think nobody cares whether you' re alive or dead, try missing a couple of
mortgage payments.

10. Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when
you criticize them, you' re a mile away and you have their shoes.

11. If at first you don' t succeed, skydiving is not for you.

12. Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in
a boat and drink beer all day.

13. If you lend someone $20 and never see that person again, it was probably worth it.

14. If you tell the truth, you don' t have to remember anything.

15. Some days you are the bug; some days you are the windscreen.

16. Don' t worry; it only seems kinky the first time.

17. Good judgment comes from bad experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgment.

18. The quickest way to double your money is to fold it in half and put it back in your
pocket.

19. A closed mouth gathers no foot.

20. Duct tape is like the Force. It has a light side and a dark side, and it holds the
universe together.

21. There are two theories to arguing with women. Neither one works.

22. Generally speaking, you aren't learning much when your lips are moving.

23. Experience is something you don' t get until just after you need it.

The most satisfying work.......................Helping others
The ugliest personality trait.....................Selfishness
The most endangered species.................Dedicated leaders

Our greatest natural resource.......................Our youth
The greatest "shot in the arm"..................Encouragement
The greatest problem to overcome.........................Fear

The most effective sleeping pill................Peace of mind
The most crippling failure disease....................Excuses
The most powerful force in life..........................Love

The most dangerous pariah..........................A gossiper
The world's most incredible computer................The brain
The worst thing to be without.... Hope

The deadliest weapon...............................The tongue
The two most power-filled words......................."I Can"
The greatest asset......................................Faith

The most worthless emotion..........................Self-pity
The most beautiful attire..............................SMILE!
The most prized possession......................... Integrity

The most powerful channel of communication.............Prayer
The most contagious spirit.........................Enthusiasm
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*How to Spot a Raver*

Ravers can perfectly understand and have amazing conversations with anyone under the age
of ten.

Ravers get the most mileage out of their shoes. The toes and heels always curl up because
they’re so worn down.

Ravers are the only people who don’t have their age calculated in months, yet still wear
and use pacifiers.

Ravers always consider every new place they go to as a possible location for a party.

Ravers hug EVERYONE.

Ravers can DANCE.

Ravers can be found dancing everywhere EXCEPT the main dance floor.

Ravers understand the art of the bathroom conversation.

Ravers choose their clothes by texture, colour, and size.

Ravers love homemade clothes because they’ve seen the price tag on a pair of Lithiums.

Ravers always order water when they go out to clubs.

Ravers always know the most likely spot to find other ravers within a one-hundred foot
radius.

Ravers don’t bother planning to meet their friends ahead of time, their friends are
always
already there.

Ravers give the best hugs and massages.

Ravers have a one track mind. It goes "thump thump tweet thump tweet thump."

Ravers constantly point out the trippy visuals in everyday life.

Ravers helped Adidas through the "lean" years.

Ravers never know the name of their favorite tracks.

Ravers know how to SMILE.


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.oO* A Little About myself....*Oo.

Favourite color?Red
Favourite music?Hard/Dark Techno, Hard Trance,Jungle,and Breaks espeacially when they're
FuNkY Oo.
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My Most Favourite Horoscope!! Because it's so true!!

Russian Orthodox Christians believe it's sacrilegious to depict saints dancings, which is
why they protested a recent ballet show that portrayed some of their holiest icons.
Meanwhile, white Southern Baptists in the U.S have traditionally discouraged dancing with
such ferocity that they spawed the famous joke : " why can't baptists have sex
standing up? Because God will think they're dancing." these two religious groups are
the embodiment of what you should not do this coming week, Sagittarius' . It's a perfect
moment for you to express your spiritual impulses through all manner of bodily movement:
leaping, shaking, skipping, dancing, and boinking.


^^lol i think its great!!

KRYSTA IRVING
K is for Keen
R is for Rich
Y is for Young
S is for Spunky
T is for Talented
A is for Amorous

I is for Irresistible
R is for Radiant
V is for Virile
I is for Ideal
N is for Natural
G is for Gifted