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Reviews/Food: Beer/Heineken

Category:
Food
Maker:
Heineken Brewery
Type:
Beer
Average:
74 reviews
Thursday May 15, 2008 - 1:12 PM

!!!DjEvanTech

alright beer.... but its no Stella wink

Wednesday May 14, 2008 - 5:31 PM

Macaroni_Duck

overrated brew also overpriced drinkable ice cold but in any other condition has a overpowering bitter taste no real depth in flavor lacks body is on par with cheap domestic brews at best but costs 3 times as much.

Wednesday February 13, 2008 - 11:12 AM

TESSERACT

Crap.

This is technically not beer. It's fermented piss. If you drink this, you're an idiot. If you defend or say it's good, you're an even bigger idiot.

Sunday January 27, 2008 - 10:45 AM

Raver_101

good fucking beer

Saturday January 26, 2008 - 5:34 PM

sugargirlplur

I've tried alot of different beer in a lot of different places....and I really do love Heineken!! I couldn't even pin point why, really.....I just think it's awesome!!!

Saturday January 26, 2008 - 3:04 PM

born_bruiser

It's still a decent beer but not as good as something like stella or corona

Saturday January 26, 2008 - 2:10 PM

shaunty

it's alright, i prefer molson black ice...

Thursday January 24, 2008 - 4:43 AM

Plastic_InPink;;

Umm ..it's pretty amazing.

Monday January 21, 2008 - 9:24 PM

!funkybassface!

puke
i for some reason hate heineken & corona !

Monday November 26, 2007 - 4:13 PM

BasS|SicK

licks

Monday November 26, 2007 - 1:48 PM

_never_mind_

yum yum yum yum.

Monday November 26, 2007 - 10:18 AM

Tank-boy

medium grae dutch brew. Dryest shit outta holland, but still too sweet.
Good for looking pretentious while trying to get into someone expensives' pants.

Sunday November 25, 2007 - 8:16 AM

Yaz~!

satisfactory.
i would only buy it if there was nothing else at the bar.

Friday September 14, 2007 - 5:48 PM

.elimu.

i just kicked my mini keg of Heineken
$20 usd = 20 beers

Friday September 14, 2007 - 2:23 PM

dewwars

is the SUCK!!!!!!

Friday September 14, 2007 - 1:27 PM

LEMONFRUMP!

Delish.

Friday September 14, 2007 - 11:43 AM

[boom.kitten]

Heinie is my beer. heart
.xo

Thursday September 13, 2007 - 10:31 PM

acidjunkie

eh why drink heine when you can drink STELLA!

Though, I do think the new mini keg for sale is an awesome idea. I would consider picking it up for having easily obtained draft beer at home

Thursday March 29, 2007 - 2:17 AM

**Kooter**

HELLS YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
Esp the heineken pints oh my wink.

Tuesday January 16, 2007 - 10:40 PM

underdosed

ahh, yes good stuff indeed

Tuesday January 16, 2007 - 9:34 PM

TROPIC

good, but overrated

Tuesday January 16, 2007 - 8:34 PM

Hammerheart

i give it a one for suck. ive tasted better beer, for cheaper.
its overpriced and tastes like it was brewed in fucking canada, which is a bad thing for a beer, excepting alexander keiths india pale.

the only people who actually enjoy it are minors that see the heinekin commercial and revere it as probably being the best beer because thats what un-beer-cultured folk hold it up to being, which is just retarted

i recommend grolsch over heinekin, and go try something new you lousy closed minded idiots! THERES SO MANY AWESOME KINDS OF BEER AVAILABLE AT THE BEER STORE! take price and popularity out of the equation

Tuesday January 16, 2007 - 4:07 PM

EtniezGrrl

mm yummy.. delicieux... umm thats about all the languages i can say how yum yummy a heiny is ! ... anyone who doesnt drink and or like heineken should not call themselves a beer drinker! it's pricey but totally worth it.. i mean think about it .. its not actually that expensive if youre not buying it at a bar... and them germans sure know how to make beer... and it comes in a cool green bottle..or can whatevers your poison... alot of stuff comes in green bottles from over there... i like green... i mean umm heineken.. wait no .. i like green too .. everything that glitters isnt gold silly zeppelin ... everything that glitters is green! .. wait nope thats wrong too... everything thats green is gold... mreh! 'nuff said .. everything thats green is gold and thats just the way it is so get used to it ... cuz its never gonna change ... so go toast a blunt of that cushy green stuff... tip that golden green bottle back .. have your self a heiny day ... everyone enjoys a little heiny wink sometimes

Sunday January 14, 2007 - 11:44 PM

.Starrpuddin.

how the hell does heineken only have 3 stars?!? come now, it's one of the best! mmmm... heinekin light...
and I agree, grolsch is also yummy!
I just wish it wasn't so damn expensive

Friday January 12, 2007 - 9:51 AM

Bradhadair

uggh, i drink it when that's the only beer around

Thursday January 11, 2007 - 10:24 AM

jennabelle

i like the beer but will only drink if someone eles is buying hehe

Thursday January 11, 2007 - 12:51 AM

ike

one of my fav along with fat tire ang grolch

Wednesday January 10, 2007 - 5:15 PM

KndyKidAsasin

not a huge fan of it
but its definately got a good taste

Wednesday December 27, 2006 - 1:01 AM

$DMoney$

its amazing.
to the person below me. you have no frame of reference then,

Tuesday December 26, 2006 - 11:14 PM

!!SIDESHOWMEL!!

im not to fond of this beer.

this beer just tastes like complete piss to me.

then again, all beer tastes like piss to metongue

Tuesday December 26, 2006 - 10:22 PM

theFwerd

A great beer with a nice smooth taste.

Not my favorite...but its up there.

Saturday December 16, 2006 - 7:31 PM

hollywood.co

one of my favorite beers!

Saturday December 16, 2006 - 7:26 PM

perplexity

Heineken light...hmm I stole a poster of that once on the MEtro North train in NYC. All that aside, great beer, this and Corona.

Saturday December 16, 2006 - 5:39 PM

.§ouL.on.Fire.

I'm more about hard liquor but it's the only beer I can drink that won't screw up my stomach. it has a lot more flavour and a lot less carbonation to it. ace =)

Saturday December 16, 2006 - 4:39 PM

JustJill

I totally love both Heineken and Heineken Light. Yummysmile

Saturday December 16, 2006 - 4:09 PM

MengMan

I just like the keg cans ha ha

Saturday December 16, 2006 - 11:10 AM

Prizz

Im not huge on beer in general its all about the hard liqs for me!lol but as far as beer goes this one is defenitly an interesting one, i wouldnt buy it to drink but if someone tossed me one at a party, yeah id kick it back.

Tuesday November 14, 2006 - 9:45 PM

freshstyle

I remember flying to Ottawa to catch RJD2 and catching the cab with two bottles of Heineken in my pockets from the bar. I woke up to the aroma of imported gold on the floor next to me in my pants.

Saturday November 11, 2006 - 10:46 AM

Mancini

my favourite beer !!!

mmmm mmm imports !!!

Thursday November 02, 2006 - 7:00 PM

.starscream.

it's alright... but not for $10 a bottle.

that after hours asian martini bar ruined jager and heiniken for me

Thursday November 02, 2006 - 6:47 PM

FonyInk

how is it not a 5?

Thursday November 02, 2006 - 6:20 PM

Sgt.Pepper

fracking awesome beer
and if you go to Amsterdam, make sure that you go do the Heineken Experience.. ony 10 euros.. and u get 3 free beers plus a present at the end!! it's awesome
i shall forever love this beer!, no matter what other people say

Tuesday October 24, 2006 - 2:49 PM

restrict

too many people gave this beer a bad review, it's wonderful tasting after it's been out of the fridge for about 5 minutes. I love it

Friday October 20, 2006 - 9:56 AM

scorchedearth

Good beer.

Not my favourite but still a quality drink.

I am looking forward to trying it fresh in Amsterdam when I go next year wink


and it's still better than the majority of Canadian beers

Friday October 20, 2006 - 8:19 AM

Macky-Jones

Heineken cost too many shilling and i aint no land loving scurvy dog. Id be french before i put this drink to my lips.

Thursday October 19, 2006 - 7:14 PM

CoKee

booerns to heineken..its what people THINK good beer is just because its the most known imported beer...think german if you want import...or just stick to the moose or sir keiths

Thursday October 19, 2006 - 6:52 PM

nachos666

i like heiny.
though i totally prefer moosehead.
though heiny comes in with a close 2nd. it's smooth and doesn't have an ass flavoured aftertaste. not that i know what ass tastes like. LMAO lol

Thursday October 19, 2006 - 6:36 PM

tonyspaghetti

Much better than cheap beers, i like it

Thursday October 19, 2006 - 5:47 PM

doktorfunc

its the budweiser of holland!

Thursday October 19, 2006 - 5:23 PM

thatblindguy

heineken is ass. it almost makes me embarassed to be dutch.

Thursday October 19, 2006 - 3:58 PM

!Forza!

need i say more

Thursday October 19, 2006 - 2:20 PM

apothecary

i recently got a 5 litre keg of the stuff. but it didn't come with any tapping hardware. it was the last one in the store so they couldn't give me another one.

anguish has never been better described. i ended up finding a way to get the beer out and it truly is the best way have heineken. it stays fresh for 30 days, but mines gone in a week.

if you like this beer try the keg, its worth it.

Tuesday October 17, 2006 - 3:30 PM

lilloc420187

eh ima budlight or old english man its a 2

Tuesday October 17, 2006 - 3:11 PM

Philbin

not very good for a premium beer, but its probably just not my taste.

Tuesday October 17, 2006 - 2:15 PM

*Masticator*

Not my #1 fav but definately in the top 3.

Tuesday October 17, 2006 - 2:02 PM

TinyLittleAtom

Not my favorite, but it is quite delicious.

Tuesday October 17, 2006 - 1:30 PM

Funkapotamus

My favorite beer for sure.
Worth spending the extra money IMO

Tuesday October 17, 2006 - 1:22 PM

AndeeDee

It's a well made beer but I never did like the taste. It was way too hoppy for my taste. I also always got a wicked hangover from Heineken when I drank it exclusively.

Tuesday October 17, 2006 - 12:43 PM

DirkD

My beverage of choice! licks

The Heineken Brewery is also a fantastic place to visit, a true beer drinker's disneyland. The fact that they let you 'sample' all the beer at the end for free is both dangerous and incredibly awesome lol

Wasted I was roll eyes

Tuesday October 17, 2006 - 12:42 PM

DarkKodiaK

i totally ruined this beer for myself in north america after having it in amsterdam...

it really really tastes like total shit in comparison... in fact, i find it tasting so bad that i can barely drink it here anymore. I use to just love the stuff..

Tuesday October 17, 2006 - 12:11 PM

AtomicSmilZ

how can you not love a beer that you can ask hot bartenders for hieney?

Tuesday October 17, 2006 - 12:09 PM

P0LSKA

definately top 5 in my books!

someone said try bavaria which is made by heineken just a bit cheaper and practically tastes the same

another good beer is....ALL POLISH BEER! it'll get you drunk lol

Tuesday October 17, 2006 - 12:08 PM

TeamKiz

love the hiney.

Tuesday October 17, 2006 - 11:39 AM

xX[Andr00__]

All I have to say is this - mini-keg cans.
Thank you, you've been an awesome audience.

Tuesday October 17, 2006 - 11:24 AM

yulia_nyyko

The bestheart

Tuesday October 17, 2006 - 10:45 AM

greyoceans

World best beer! smile

Tuesday October 17, 2006 - 10:37 AM

!!!EmaiLSean!!!

Once you have spent a whole night drinking Arons Home brew Hobo beers all beer is a 5 star!

Tuesday October 17, 2006 - 10:31 AM

Elektrik_Glow

good shit

Tuesday October 17, 2006 - 9:28 AM

TheHughes

Tastes like piss.
Stella Artois is a superior beer for that region.

Tuesday October 17, 2006 - 9:25 AM

theuncommonenemy

Terrible.
Must be enjoyed wearing a cheesie dress shirt, accompanied by greasie gelled hair.

Heineken Tastes like soap, I'd rather drink Alcoholic Jergens.

Tuesday October 17, 2006 - 9:20 AM

o~RHOUNIN~o

One of the best European beers that meets all requirements to be a great beer. Not my favourite for the only fact its expensive everywhere. You can get better tasting Euro Beire without spending the extra 3 dollars. Try Dab or Bavaria (Holland).

Tuesday October 17, 2006 - 8:40 AM

!!.estheR.[J]

i hate it.

Tuesday October 10, 2006 - 6:28 PM

.sardaukar.

Smooth beer. Worth the price. The green cans are delightful.

Thursday October 05, 2006 - 10:00 AM

::Frequency::

Heineken beer offers a taste that resembles a sparkling drink.
Definatly hits home.
Two thumbs up!