Reviews/Books: Literature & Fiction/The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster

Tuesday April 29, 2008 - 10:59 AM

After reading this philosophical masterpiece, I became an ardent Pastafarian...

Good things about being a Pastafarian:
1. Get to dress like a pirate on Fridays.
2. There is clear correlation between pirates and global warming.
3. In Heaven there will be volcanos spewing beer.
4. There have been no documented deaths as a result of this peaceful religion.

You had me at dressing like a pirate.

Now there will be some people who object to the fact that the FSM (Flying Spaghetti Monster) has noodly appendages and two big meatballs for eyes and say that no way could this being exist- I demand that you prove that he doesn't exist!