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Thursday May 17, 2007 - 1:48 PM

Category:

Movie

Director:

Paul W.S. Anderson

Year:

2004

Genre:

Action & Adventure

Average:

74 reviews

THIS IS THE FUCKINGEST BEST MOVIE I've SEEN since Pan's Labyrinth.

I was flipping around and...you know... FUCK those Real World/Road rules eXtreme challenge reruns.

flipping channels...flipping...I see an alien vagina thing like jumping out of a dark hole and IT RAPES THIS GUY's FACE LIKE A DEPRAVED MONKEY GROIN. oh fuck yea im watching this shit. the guy is twitching around, it's awesome.

I watched every second, this movie RULES. ALien fights the Predator in EPIC BATTLE OF SLIMYNESS and it rules.

Here are wat the critcs are saying:
"If your favourite idea of fun involves thrashing around violently in the dark, uncertain as to why you are doing it or what will come of it, then this is the movie for you."

^^^ WHO DOESN'T LOVE THRASHING VIOLENTLY AROUND IN THE DARK? I fucking do, I fucking will flip about like a motherfucking sturgeon on acid if you play your cards right. FUCK YEAH THIS MOVIE IS THE BEST MOVIE EVER.

Tuesday January 09, 2007 - 1:22 AM

Category:

Food

Maker:

jenny

Type:

Breakfast

Average:

1 reviews

I am the fucking raddest omelette maker evAr. and now i shall sleep.

Monday January 08, 2007 - 11:38 PM

Category:

Food

Maker:

awesomecandydudez.com

Type:

Candy Bar

Average:

1 reviews

ohmygod this is the best Heath Bar I've ever had in my whole life. AND IM HAVING MY WAY WITH IT RIGHT NOW.

i love you heath bar.